Crab B said, "Big bro, let tell you, second bro has learned Instantaneous Movent. He’s so freaking aweso now!"
The big crab rolled his eyes and said, "Cut the bullcrap, we can’t even Shape-shift, yet you’re talking about Instantaneous Movent? If he can do it, then so can I!"
Crab B insisted, "I’m telling the truth! I just turned my head like this, and then... Hey, hey? Big bro? Big bro? How co you can do Instantaneous Movent too? Co back, all of you, and teach too!"
...
By the seaside, the Black Bear Spirit had already prepared a big pot of boiling water. As soon as the crab climbed up, it was thrown directly into the pot, and soon, a fragrant aroma wafted out.
Then, Tang Sanzang, the Black Bear Spirit, and Mu Zha sat by the iron pot and started feasting on seafood, waiting for the sun to set.
Mu Zha said, "Old Black, you don’t even like human won, so what are you so eagerly waiting for?"
The Black Bear Spirit gave him a sideways glance and said, "You know jack squat! Those beauties in the painting are all monster won. I saw a black bear female with nine-pack abs, a tiny waist, all muscle, and I thought, I’ve fallen in love..."
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The Black Bear Spirit then asked Mu Zha, "Mu Zha, you’ve beco a monk, what are you doing here anyway?"
Mu Zha replied, "I’m just looking, just looking..."
"You say you’re just looking, but why are you drooling? Don’t tell you’ve also developed worldly desires?" teased the Black Bear Spirit as he leaned in.
Mu Zha huffed, "Don’t talk nonsense."
From a distance, Ju Liusun yelled, "That kid has been cultivating in the mountains since he was young. He just ca down and ran into King Wu’s campaign against Zhou, fought his way through, and before he had a chance to taste the pleasures of won, Ci Hang dragged him to be a monk. He’s still a virgin boys...
What young man full of vigor wouldn’t think of won?
Mu Zha, let tell you, the rules of Buddhism are the strictest yet the most lenient.
If your heart isn’t dead, you should do what you want to do.
It’s just that, Buddhism can’t keep you then.
When you’ve cald your mind, we’ll talk again."
Mu Zha’s heart raced, but thinking about his years of effort, the Bodhisattva’s kindness, and the countless scriptures he had read, he ultimately sighed and said, "Forget it, I might as well earnestly continue my Buddhist practice."
Ju Liusun was about to say more, but Tang Sanzang threw a shoe sole at him, "Shut up, lay eggs!"
Ju Liusun pouted and continued to curse under his breath as he went back to laying eggs.
As they talked, the sun finally set behind the mountains.
That instant, Tang Sanzang abruptly stood up, not bothering with the crab anymore, gripped the Beauty Scroll in both hands, and looked up to the west.
Indeed, a moon slowly peeked out...
Tang Sanzang couldn’t help but curse, "Why is this moon so damn procrastinating? Just get out here already, will you?"
A while later, the moon finally leaped above the horizon, and its full glow bathed the land!
Almost simultaneously, Tang Sanzang unfolded the Beauty Scroll in his hands!
...
anwhile, in the Buddhist hall.
The Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara was sitting cross-legged on a cushion, engaging in heart-purifying ditation.
Beside her, the Dragon Girl asked cautiously, "Bodhisattva, it’s the night of the full moon, won’t you go out and have a look?"
Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara snorted and said, "What’s there to see in a skeleton? Do I need to see that baldy getting carried away with himself? The more I watch, the more trouble it causes. Let’s talk about it tomorrow!"
The Dragon Girl craned her neck, looking outside with curiosity.
Clang!
The door closed, and the dragon girl pouted, mumbling, "I wonder what kind of young ladies will appear... That guy must be very happy, right?"
...
At this mont, Tang Sanzang was indeed very happy, extrely happy!
The ten-thousand-kiloter long scroll unrolled, and moonlight spilled onto the painting. In that instant, the three thousand ladies on it began to glow, and then one by one, they started to move...
"They’re moving, they’re moving! They’re moving on their own!" Tang Sanzang exclaid excitedly.
The Black Bear Spirit stared intently at the black bear female demon, his eyes shining as he exclaid, "So magnificent!"
Mu Zha hung his head, pretending not to watch, but his gaze was fixed on the reflections in the water.
In the end, three thousand ladies flew out of the Beauty Scroll, treading on the moonlight and rushing towards them...
But...
The Black Bear Spirit said, "Elder Tang, sothing’s not right, they seem to be shrinking!"
Tang Sanzang also felt that sothing was amiss. When those ladies were on the Beauty Scroll, even the youngest was of age, but as they left the scroll, it seed their ages rapidly regressed until they landed on the ground...
As the moonlight faded, three thousand babies, wrapped in diapers and sitting on the ground with their bright eyes wide open, made their debut.
They looked at Tang Sanzang, Mu Zha, and the Black Bear Spirit before them. Then one by one, they pouted, their chubby cheeks puffed up, and tears gradually filled their eyes, until at last: "Wah!"
"Wah!~~~"
The sound of babies crying suddenly filled the beach.
In that mont, Tang Sanzang felt like his head was about to explode. He stood there, eyes blank, completely bewildered!
What happened to the promised beauties? Where were the beauties?!
At the sa ti, so text appeared on the Beauty Scroll: "The Beauty Scroll, for grooming beauties, only includes newly born baby girls.
This scroll will show images of the baby girls as they grow up, for the master’s selection."
"Baby girls... newly born..." A spasm crossed Tang Sanzang’s face.
Just then, sothing seed to be tugging at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw several babies who had crawled to his feet and were reaching out to climb up his pants!
Although these infants were all babies, they were ultimately bodies of demons, each robust and crawling as quickly as little monkeys, and in the blink of an eye, Tang Sanzang’s body was swarming with children.
A group of babies clung to Tang Sanzang, crying loudly, and from ti to ti, they would even call out, "Mama, mama..."
Tang Sanzang’s forehead was instantly lined with black veins: "Mama? He subconsciously checked his manhood below, still there..."
Just then, one of the little ones pulled open Tang Sanzang’s robe and, facing the flat chest, shouted at the top of their lungs: "Granny!"
And then they took a big bite!
"O.." Tang Sanzang howled to the sky...
The Black Bear Spirit and Mu Zha saw this and were about to laugh, but then they realized a swarm of babies was charging at them, and they were coming like a tide from all directions!
Not daring to break through violently, the two of them ended up draped with babies.
A group of infants hugged the two, staring with their watery eyes and crying out, "Daddy, daddy!"
The Black Bear Spirit, upon hearing this, went weak in the knees. Being called daddy by the kids was fine, but being the bald guy’s husband was far too dangerous, so he quickly shouted, "Don’t call daddy! He’s the one, I’m just your uncle at most!"
"Daddy, daddy!" Sadly, the kids were of limited intelligence but possessed boundless persistence, clinging to him and calling daddy, then nibbling on any padded parts of his body...
Mu Zha wasn’t faring much better, but the kids seed to have a bit of discernnt, hugging him without calling him daddy or mommy, but uncle instead.
Mu Zha gave a bitter smile while wiping the sweat from his forehead, relieved as he said, "At least I’m not suddenly a dad."
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