The voice in Guanyin’s heart roared again, "Aren’t you just shaless? Using your power to bully others, aren’t you?!"
However, Guanyin herself simply smiled lightly and said, "I can hide the Dragon Lady from you. Go ahead and try to find her, and if you do, I’ll admit defeat."
Tang Sanzang’s steps halted abruptly, and he looked at her with displeasure.
Seeing that the bald head was beginning to compromise, Guanyin finally showed a smile, "Tang..."
"Tang Zang!" shouted Tang Sanzang.
Guanyin transmitted ntally, "I’ll help you conceal your identity, but you need to cooperate with , study well, okay? Otherwise, I’ll reveal your identity imdiately. With all the ss you’ve made along the way, although the Dragon Lady is still unaware, I can make things clear to her. I assure you, she’ll throw you far away!"
Tang Sanzang replied, "Where I co from, if we fancy soone, we knock them out and drag them away."
Guanyin: "@#￥..."
Taking a deep breath, Guanyin, with a dignified aura, looked at the bald troublemaker in front of her, "Tang Sanzang, I’m going to give you your first lesson now.
In human relationships, between n and won, it’s the command of parents and the matchmaker’s words that count. n and won marry openly and honorably, and that’s the proper way.
The way you knock soone out with a stick and drag them away is called ’forcing the hand of the overlord’, and if you do that, you will be despised by everyone... What is that expression?"
Tang Sanzang looked at her curiously, "You’re weird... Why should I listen to her parents if I like a girl? Why do I need a matchmaker?"
"Besides, if I’ve already forced the hand of the overlord and got her, why should I care if others like it or not?
All that matters is that I’m satisfied!"
"How so, do I have to feed everyone when I get a wife?"
Guanyin rubbed her temples hard and said, "The disgrace I’m talking about isn’t about eating. People will laugh at you."
Tang Sanzang looked even more baffled at Guanyin, "I already took advantage, and they laugh at ? I’ll laugh at them for not getting her! Besides, let them laugh, what do I care? It’s as if they would like and not laugh at if I didn’t force the hand of the overlord."
With that, Guanyin was sowhat at a loss for words.
So far in the Three Realms, if there was a vote for the most disliked person, this bald head would surely be a contender.
Since everyone disliked him already, he really didn’t have to care about what others thought.
However, Guanyin knew this was wrong, so she said, "Don’t you want them to like you? To greet you with genuine respect, calling you a ’holy monk’? Don’t raise your fist, I an genuinely!"
Tang Sanzang looked at Guanyin oddly and said, "Why does it have to be genuine? The result is the sa, I’m good if I’m pleased, right? Why should I care if they are pleased?"
Guanyin felt helpless…
She realized that she had a generation gap with Tang Sanzang, and communicating was completely impossible!
Luckily, at that mont the Dragon Lady arrived in a horse-drawn carriage.
Seeing the Dragon Lady, Tang Sanzang’s attention shifted away from Guanyin.
Guanyin said, "Don’t you want to have your own, true love? To enjoy the feeling of being in love?"
Tang Sanzang was moved…
Guanyin imdiately noticed the change in the bald man and added, "I will not interfere with your pursuit of the Dragon Lady, but you must not force anything or behave recklessly. Before you succeed, you must obey, otherwise…"
Tang Sanzang frowned…
Guanyin said, "Otherwise, I will stop teaching you and will hide the Dragon Lady away."
Tang Sanzang stroked his chin and thought, "Deal!"
"Bodhisattva, Brother Tang, co aboard," said the Dragon Lady as she stopped the dragon-horse carriage.
Guanyin nodded and then called Tang Sanzang onto the carriage, the dragon-horse neighed, the carriage soared through the sky, and soon disappeared at the horizon.
Once Tang Sanzang was out of sight, the previously vanished bodhisattvas, Arhats, honored ones, etc., instantly returned to their places.
At the sa ti, the hall that had been shattered was restored in the blink of an eye…
Even, with the return of the Buddha, under the radiant light, the souls of the deceased monks also returned from the underworld, their bodies reassembled...
Upon seeing that everyone had returned, the Buddha chuckled and said, "Now that the deceased have returned, I wonder how those people can still say that my Mount was destroyed?"
Having said that, the Buddha turned his ear, listening to the sounds of the entire world.
Then...
The Underworld.
"The baldies from Mount have broken out of jail!" White Impermanence exclaid loudly.
Black Impermanence said, "It’s not a jailbreak, but Buddhism’s extradition spell that brought their souls back. It seems Mount is gathering all its forces for a showdown with Tang Sanzang."
Then, the news that Mount was going to showdown with Tang Sanzang spread throughout the Three Realms. Continue reading at .Côm
So unscrupulous gods, with nothing better to do, gathered and kicked off a betting ring in the Three Realms, betting on who would win between Mount and the baldies!
This was annoying enough, but wait until the Buddha saw that more people were betting on the baldies winning...
In the great hall, those whose cultivation was slightly lacking, had dark expressions!
Arhat subdued the tiger once again rolled up his sleeves, clamoring, "Buddha, they are going too far, can you just sit and stare?
If I had your mana, I would have twisted their mouths crooked!"
However, the Buddha just laughed it off and said with a relaxed smile, "The mouths of worldly people are hardest to manage, we cultivate our hearts, why bother with them hanging on ?
Alright, everyone, let’s dismiss.
I also need to go into seclusion."
Then...
"Did you hear that? The Buddha has gone into seclusion."
"He must be afraid, right?"
"Mount is all bark and no bite; looks like they’ve chickened out this ti."
"Maybe it’s not a seclusion, maybe it’s just an excuse from Buddhism, maybe... Buddhism truly was destroyed."
Then...
The rumors that Buddhism was destroyed spread once again.
The most temperate Arhat on Mount looked up to the heavens and cursed loudly, "Damn you all!"
...
South Sea, Mount Putuo.
On a coastal boulder, two figures squatted sneakily, their fishing rods stretching out to the sea.
Black Bear Spirit said, "The fish these days are getting craftier, harder to catch. Maybe we should just use our powers..."
Mu Zha shook his head and said, "No, once we use our powers, that supervisor up the mountain will find out. Then we will be reported to the Bodhisattva, and inevitably punished."
Black Bear Spirit pouted, visibly displeased, "But this fishing thod is useless! Haven’t caught a single one all day... I’m about to talk bland from thirst."
Mu Zha said, "Be patient, fishing is all about patience. Speaking of which, the Bodhisattva has been at Mount for a long ti, I’m not sure how things are going over there; heard that Tang Scare... Zang went to Mount."
Black Bear Spirit dismissively said, "What else could happen? They just fight!
But I’m not optimistic about that baldy.
That’s Mount, not so minor sect of any cat or dog.
With masters as nurous as rain and the Buddha himself seated there, does he think he can cause trouble?
If he dares to ss up, they’ll pull out all his hair."
Black Bear Spirit said this, touching the fur on his body that hadn’t fully grown back, his eyes filled with tears of humiliation.
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