"I saw that bald..." Golden Fur hadn’t even finished speaking.
Black Bear Spirit imdiately covered his mouth as if by reflex, "Shut up, you can’t say that word!"
Golden Fur, looking confused, asked, "Which word?"
"That word!" Black Bear Spirit hinted with his eyes.
But Golden Fur genuinely didn’t know and pressed on, "What word exactly? Just say it, will you?"
Black Bear Spirit, eyes red with frustration, replied, "I’ve said we can’t say it, how can I say it?"
Golden Fur said, "So I can guess, right? Saw?"
Black Bear shook his head, "Don’t guess, co on, drink, eat, isn’t it delightful?"
But Golden Fur’s curiosity was already piqued, and after mulling it over for a bit, he suddenly had an idea, "Is it bald..."
Black Bear Spirit covered his mouth again, saying sternly and fiercely, "That’s the word, don’t say it! Understand? Unless you don’t want to live!"
Golden Fur nodded vigorously, indicating he understood.
Just then, the waiter ca over, "Did you two just try to say ’bald’?"
In that instant, Black Bear Spirit and Golden Fur suddenly felt a chill run down their spines...
Black Bear Spirit growled, "Shut your mouth!"
No sooner had he spoken than a gleaming bald head squeezed between the two, and then two large hands embraced their broad shoulders, saying joyfully, "Brother Black Bear, long ti no see. What is this, bringing snacks over to ?"
After saying that, the bald figure looked toward Golden Fur.
Golden Fur felt all his hair stand on end and shrieked, "Holy monk, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! We brothers are just... just..."
Black Bear Spirit continued, "Just here to see you, holy monk. We’ve missed you so much after so long. And I brought my brother to introduce to you. He truly admires you, begs every day to bring him to see you..."
Tang Sanzang looked suspiciously at Golden Fur, "Really?"
Golden Fur nodded like a pecking chicken, "Yes, yes, yes, I truly admire you, in that very special way!"
"Master, this grandson is lying!"
Just then, Six-Eared Macaque arrived, pointing at Golden Fur, "Master, this grandson is thinking of... um... that... ah, you know."
Tang Sanzang tilted his head, looking at Six-Eared Macaque, "Speak plainly, what are you trying to say? Don’t hum and haw. Tell straight, I won’t bla you."
Hearing this, Golden Fur suddenly beca anxious and hurriedly called out, "Monkey, don’t talk nonsense! Think it through before you speak, I’m not soone you can ss with!"
After saying that, he shook the purple-gold bell hanging around his neck, his words and expression full of a threatening air.
Who is Six-Eared Macaque?
This fellow is one of the chaos monkeys, a born troublemaker and not afraid of stirring up trouble.
Otherwise, he wouldn’t have thought to disguise himself as Sun Wukong and later decided Tang Sanzang was just as much trouble, planning to kill both and change himself into them...
He is audacious, although not as fierce as Sun Wukong, certainly not soone Golden Fur could intimidate.
On the contrary, Six-Eared Macaque was furious!
So Six-Eared Macaque said, "Master, this grandson is Golden Fur. When he saw you, his first thought was, ’How did this bald one show up!’"
Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang’s eyebrows twitched and a fierce light flashed in his eyes!
Golden Fur quickly cried out, "Misunderstanding, it’s a misunderstanding!"
Black Bear Spirit said, "Holy monk, this is truly a misunderstanding... We are practically old acquaintances now..."
The Six-Eared Macaque murmured, "Master, this fellow internally curses you as a debt-collecting baldie, always bumping into you wherever he goes..."
Tang Sanzang gave the Black Bear Spirit a sidelong glance.
The Black Bear Spirit imdiately pointed at the Six-Eared Macaque and said, "Monkey! Don’t stir up trouble! My admiration for the holy monk is like the endless flowing river, continuous and unceasing!"
The Six-Eared Macaque said, "Master, this fellow is afraid you’ll pluck his fur, that’s why he’s saying this. He doesn’t actually hold you in high regard."
Tang Sanzang gently tapped on the table, "Is it really so?"
Black Bear Spirit said, "Holy monk, I truly didn’t think so. It’s all this monkey’s fabrication. How dare I not hold you in high regard?"
Gold Mane Bull also said, "Yes, yes, yes, how dare we not hold you in high regard? Your strength is the best in the world, and we are fortunate to et you even once in our lifetis!"
Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang slightly relaxed his frown...
Then, the Six-Eared Macaque interjected, "Master, he internally curses you as a bald Tang transford from a Luminous Pearl."
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Tang Sanzang imdiately flew into a rage, his killing intent soaring!
Gold Mane Bull scread, "Such a huge injustice! That damn monkey is spouting nonsense! Reverend, I truly didn’t think that... Consider your power, what is my trifling skill compared to it? Would I dare to curse you? Wouldn’t that be courting death?"
The Six-Eared Macaque quickly added, "Master, what he ant to say was, how haven’t you drowned in excrent?"
Tang Sanzang glared at Gold Mane Bull...
Gold Mane Bull imdiately knelt down, tears streaming down his face, and swearing to the sky, "Reverend, I swear, I truly didn’t think that. I just want to live... I dare not think anything else. If I am lying, may lightning strike down, never to be reborn!"
Upon hearing this, the Six-Eared Macaque’s face changed, thinking, "Damn, I forgot about that part!"
Cultivators, particularly those involved in the paths of immortality and demonology, are monitored by heaven and governed by the Dao once they swear an oath; breaking it results in fulfillnt of the oath’s curses.
Therefore, cultivators, gods, deities, demons, and ghosts almost never swear. Once they do, they abide by it.
Therefore, if the Six-Eared Macaque was telling the truth, Gold Mane Bull lying would naturally result in thunder striking him down, never to be reborn.
Conversely, if the Six-Eared Macaque was lying...
Then...
Tang Sanzang looked up at the sky, which was clear and cloudless...
Tang Sanzang then looked at the Six-Eared Macaque.
A cold sweat imdiately broke out on the forehead of the Six-Eared Macaque...
Seeing this, Gold Mane Bull sneered, "Dead monkey, trying to trap ? Now, let’s see how you trap!"
The Six-Eared Macaque, wiping the sweat from his forehead, coughed dryly, "Master, well... our fellow disciples know how you’ve been craving sothing good lately; I was just trying to improve your diet."
Gold Mane Bull angrily said, "If you want to improve the diet, go find food. Why are you eyeing for it?"
Then he realized, Black Bear Spirit, Tang Sanzang, and the Six-Eared Macaque were all looking at him.
He instantly understood that he was the intended al!
The Six-Eared Macaque continued, "Additionally, our second disciple brother has been sleeping uneasily recently; I was just thinking of helping him get so proper sleep."
"His unease in sleep, what does that have to do with ? I don’t even know him!" Gold Mane Bull continued to bellow.
Then he saw that Black Bear Spirit, Tang Sanzang, and the Six-Eared Macaque were all looking at him again, instantly understanding the implication in their eyes.
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