Six-eared macaque’s eyebrows were deeply furrowed. Although he was conceited, having first been severely beaten by a bald man, and then witnessing Sun Wukong’s terrifying punch, he had lost his initial arrogance.
Although he had never fought against Buddha, the fact that Buddha had developed Buddhism into the most popular religion among the people said it all.
Seeing that Six-eared macaque did not speak, Leopard Spirit laughed wildly, "You don’t need to look at like this; I’ve got firsthand information. You better start preparing for your afterlife!"
Tang Sanzang laughed, "Buddha? Interesting. If he dares co, I’ll send him to the Western Paradise."
Leopard Spirit looked at Tang Sanzang as if he were a fool, "Ignorance is bliss, baldy. You probably don’t know how formidable Buddha is, do you?"
Tang Sanzang indifferently asked, "I don’t know."
"You don’t know, then let tell you! Buddha’s power has long surpassed that of a Daluo Golden Immortal and broken through the Chaos Dao Fruit; now he is only one step away from becoming a Saint! With such a being, I ask you, are you scared?" Leopard Spirit asked.
However, Tang Sanzang simply looked at him with a dumbfounded face, disdainfully saying, "Oh... he’s not a Saint yet? Then that counts for nothing!"
Once he said that, everyone was dumbfounded!
Not yet a Saint? That counts for nothing?
Isn’t this bald man’s tone a bit too arrogant?
Everyone knows that in this world, Saints are immortal and indestructible, capable of shaping Chaos into the universe.
Below the Saints, all are re ants...
Although a Semi-Saint is not a true Saint, the only difference is in the immortality.
A Non-Semi-Saint facing a Semi-Saint is still just an ant daring to defy the heavens, seeking death.
And yet, here was this bald man, not even considering a Semi-Saint a person, seriously... was he insane?
Leopard Spirit looked at Tang Sanzang like he was a fool, laughing heartily, "Baldy, you are the biggest bluffer I’ve ever t. You don’t even care about a Semi-Saint? What, are you a Saint then?"
To that, the bald man cocked his head, his face still dumbfounded, and retorted, "A Saint counts for what?"
Thud!
Leopard Spirit had just sipped so tea, which he promptly spat out, then stared at Tang Sanzang as if he were an idiot, "I thought you were just bluffing with your previous words. But with what you just said, I can only think you’re an idiot!"
Tang Sanzang was not angry, but tilted his head and asked, "I’m just curious, why hasn’t Buddha co to kill yet?"
Leopard Spirit was also puzzled. Buddha was supposed to be first, he had received the news later, and when he arrived Buddha had not shown up yet. What did this an?
Tang Sanzang held up three fingers.
Leopard Spirit frowned, "What do you an by that?"
Tang Sanzang said, "Your words annoy . So here’s the deal, if Buddha doesn’t show up within three counts, you’ll be serving the dishes."
Leopard Spirit laughed, "You want to serve you dishes?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head, "Not to serve dishes, but for us to serve you on the table."
Leopard Spirit’s laughter ceased, a cold sweat ford on his forehead as he stamred, "Tang... Tang Sanzang, I actually... didn’t... "
"Three!"
Tang Sanzang began counting with a smile.
Leopard Spirit saw Sha Wujing sharpening knives on the side...
"Elder Tang, I actually ca to give you a ssage. That Buddha wants to co and kill you... really..."
Tang Sanzang said, "Two."
Zhu Ganglie started a fire.
Seeing Tang Sanzang’s third finger about to count down, Leopard Spirit realized that nothing he said would help, so he gritted his teeth, stamped his foot, and blurted out, "Tang Sanzang, don’t be too arrogant! It was one thing for you to secretly seek scriptures but to hold a big wedding and invite countless immortals, do you realize what you’re doing? You’re slapping the mountain spirits in the face and announcing it to the world!"
Even if Buddha usually didn’t want to intervene, at this mont, he had to act given the face of Mount Ling.
When Buddha left Mount Ling, he said he would handle it.
When Buddha takes action, it’s not about reasoning with you, nor is it as simple as asking you to close up shop and not get married.
It naturally ans eliminating future troubles forever...
Tang Sanzang, even if you kill today, you won’t live long either.
At worst, we’ll et again in the underworld!"
Leopard Spirit said all this in one breath and ran out of breath, gasping for air and glaring at the bald man in front of him.
He thought that this bald man, hearing this news, would either pee his pants in fright or at least stagger a bit, right?
But to his disappointnt,
the bald man looked at him blankly, as if he hadn’t heard a word he said, then scratched his bald head and said, "You spoke too fast, say it again, will you?"
Pfft!
Leopard Spirit almost spit out a mouthful of blood, feeling that this guy really didn’t listen at all.
He babbled on and on, and then...
Fury!
But facing this bald man with powerful disciples, he dared not make a move.
Then the bald man lifted his right hand, leaving only the middle finger, and said blankly, "If you’re not going to speak, then I’m going to start counting."
"One..."
"Stop!"
A loud call rang out, suddenly coming from afar.
Leopard Spirit’s heart ward, and tears uncontrollably stread down, thinking, "The savior has co, Buddha, you finally arrived... If you hadn’t co, I would have died!"
At the sa ti, Leopard Spirit pointed at Tang Sanzang and laughed arrogantly, "Tang Sanzang, do you hear that loud voice? Such a confident voice, it must be Buddha coming! Buddha is here, and you are dood! Wahahaha... Beg now, and I’ll plead for rcy for you! How about sparing your life? Beg , co on, beg ..."
Slap!
Tang Sanzang slapped him, and Leopard Spirit was sent flying, embedding into the mountainside.
"Noisy!" Tang Sanzang turned to Sha Wujing and said, "Boil another pot of water, I have a feeling that the delivery is on its way."
As soon as these words fell, people saw a fellow, looking like a bull but with a blue and swollen face and covered in injuries, rushing over.
Princess Iron Fan recognized him at a glance, it was their family’s bull, and she frowned and called out, "Old Bull, what happened to you?"
The newcor was indeed the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King rushed up to Princess Iron Fan, knelt directly on the ground, and cried loudly while holding onto her thighs, "My lady, I was wrong! I was wrong... Please forgive , don’t leave ."
Princess Iron Fan was dumbfounded.
It was true that the Bull Demon King feared her and loved her, but to kneel on the ground clutching her legs and admit his wrongs before so many people was indeed a first.
Princess Iron Fan lifted the huge bull head and said, "Old Bull, what exactly happened to you? Who beat you up? Tell your lady, and I’ll smack him dead with my fan!"
The Bull Demon King opened his mouth, and everyone saw that he had very few teeth left, obviously having been beaten severely.
Just as the Bull Demon King was about to say sothing, a bull head... bone approached!
Then the bull head bone opened its mouth and spoke human language, "Brother, need dental implants? Original parts, guaranteed authentic!"
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