"Let’s go check out the excitent at Erald Cloud Mountain!"
"We must go, the Buddha himself is suppressing that bastard, we have to see this!"
"Move, move, move, let’s all go watch!"
The three Bodhisattvas left the house joyfully and flew towards Erald Cloud Mountain.
anwhile, at Mount Longevity, in the Five Villages Temple.
Zhen Yuanzi looked at the letter in his hand, laughed, and casually threw the letter aside.
A disciple, puzzled, asked, "Master, you and Sun Wukong are sworn brothers. Now that he’s getting married, isn’t it inappropriate for you not to attend?"
Zhen Yuanzi laughed and said, "Who said I’m not going? But there’s no rush, is there? The wedding is three days from now, not today. Let’s just wait... I have a feeling that we won’t need to attend this wedding."
...
At the forr site of Golden Helt Mountain.
A robust Monk looked at the thousands of miles of iron-flat land with calmness, even a hint of joy, saying, "At least it’s not a giant canyon or a basin. This wide expanse of steel ground is not too bad."
He was about to set off when a monkey descended from the sky on a cloud sorsault.
"Monk Tang, here is the invitation from my master for you." The Six-Eared Macaque glanced at the covert Garan before ignoring them, dropped the invitation, and left.
Monk Tang looked at the content of the invitation in his hand, his expression becoming extrely odd, "Sun Wukong is marrying Princess Iron Fan? What does this have to do with ?"
A Garan leaned over to take a look and said, "Hey, this is big news."
Then the Garan began to explain to Monk Tang about the relationships between Sun Wukong, the Bull Demon King, and Princess Iron Fan. With this analysis, Monk Tang also beca interested, "In that case..."
"Go?" asked the Garan.
Monk Tang shook his head and said, "No! The Fla Mountain is still tens of thousands of miles away from here, there’s no way I could make it."
The Garan said, "We can fly you there."
Monk Tang firmly said, "That would defeat the purpose of my pilgrimage. I must walk this path myself. This is both a test and cultivation. Let’s be off!"
With that, Monk Tang started to run at full speed.
Soone had let the news slip.
In any case, in no ti at all, the news that Sun Wukong was to marry Princess Iron Fan spread like wildfire, and soon all the spirits, demons, and monsters in the Three Realms knew about it.
Everyone was first dumbfounded, then burst into laughter, each wanting to see the joke between the Bull Demon King and the Great Sage Equalling Heaven.
For a ti, many demons and immortals left their caves uninvited and headed for Erald Cloud Mountain.
So were happy, so were troubled.
At that mont, inside the Cloud-Climbing Cave at Mount Accumulated Thunder.
Bang!
A table was smashed by the Bull Demon King, who shakily held the red invitation in his hand, grinding his teeth, "Bastard... Bastard! Not only did he steal my girl, but he also has the gall to send an invitation to my son, is this sothing a person would do?"
Next to him, the seductive, white-clothed Jade-faced Fox demurely said, "Old Bull, the monkey’s deeds are inhumane, but it seems what you’ve done is hardly any better, right? You married without so much as notifying your Tiger wife."
Clearly, the Jade-faced Fox was not too pleased with the way she had entered the Bull’s household in such a questionable manner.
The King of the Cattle Demons said angrily, "I know exactly what that tigress at ho is like. If I discuss it with her, she is, most likely, going to send flying with the Banana Fan. To take action first and report later is known by all, so after it’s a done deal, she might give so face and not flip the table. But I never imagined that she… she actually…"
"Actually what? Isn’t this good? She has her new love, and you marry your true love… A good separation is as good as a good union, pretty good, right?" The Jade-Faced Fox inched closer to the King of the Cattle Demons and laughed, "This ti, let’s hold the wedding in a grand and upright manner, how’s that?"
The King of the Cattle Demons tugged ferociously at the hair on his bull head, pacing back and forth with hands behind his back, muttering, "You don’t understand…"
"What don’t I understand? Are you still not over that tigress? Old bull, it’s one thing to look at other dishes while eating from the pot, but surely you don’t want to graze on the old grass again, do you?" said the Jade-Faced Fox.
Just as the King of the Cattle Demons was about to say sothing, suddenly a little demon ran in, shouting anxiously, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty! Sothing terrible has happened!"
The King of the Cattle Demons yelled angrily, "What terrible thing? What terrible thing? Speak properly!"
The little demon said, "Your Majesty, a monk has stord in."
The King of the Cattle Demons exploded in fury, "That monkey bullies , now even monks are coming to bully , do they really think I’m made of mud?"
In his rage, the King of the Cattle Demons grabbed his steel fork and charged out of the cave. As he burst out of the cave’s mouth, he saw a chubby monk with curly locks rrily walking this way. Wherever the monk passed, every little demon involuntarily fell into his alms bowl…
Upon seeing the monk, the King of the Cattle Demons’s body shuddered, and he exclaid in shock, "Buddha?"
…
anwhile, at Banana Leaf Cave on Erald Cloud Mountain.
Zhu Ganglie, on a whim, had gone out and drafted all the surrounding mountain gods, land gods, and demons of all sizes, and within a short period of ti, the Banana Leaf Cave had been transford into a bridal chamber.
Outside Banana Leaf Cave, there were as many as two hundred tables laid out, stocked with fruit platters, sunflower seeds, and peanuts.
Importantly, on each table, there was at least one plate of beef.
So tables had cold beef salad, others beef bone soup, or grilled beef cheeks, while the main table featured a huge ox whip lying across it.
Demons and deities from nearby had already started arriving, one after another. None of them had been officially invited; they all just ca informally, greeting each other before cheekily taking their seats.
Yet so had even thicker faces, like a bald man whose head shone like a lightbulb. This fellow would rush over to any new arrival, stretching out a big hand and saying, "Where’s your gift money?"
The guests glanced at Princess Iron Fan and saw that she just gave them a look without objecting, so they honestly handed over the gift money to the bald man.
More and more demons and immortals kept arriving, and the bald man got busier, running around collecting lots of nice things.
But nobody minded. They gathered together, cracking sunflower seeds and gossiping quietly, "Hehe, it seems serious this ti!"
"Tsk, tsk… What a spectacle, this is going to be! The King of the Cattle Demons definitely won’t let this go."
"Won’t let it go? It was clearly him who found a mistress first, I’m on Princess Iron Fan’s side!" a female demon comnted.
A male immortal said, "That’s not right though. Since ancient tis, it’s been normal for n to have multiple wives and concubines. The King of the Cattle Demons is quite a significant figure, having a mistress isn’t too much, right?"
The female demon snorted, "Is Princess Iron Fan any weaker than that old bull? If it really ca down to a fight, with a wave of the Banana Fan, any ox would be blown to the edges of the sky to drink the northwest wind."
A few demons and immortals were heatedly debating.
Off to the side, others were muttering:
"The grand wedding is three days from now, have we co too early?"
"Not too early at all, best to secure a spot early. Haven’t you seen the toad demon from next door has already arrived? I bet more will co later; arrive late and there probably won’t even be a place to sit."
As they were discussing, soone called out, "Master of Mystery from Clear Springs has arrived!" Experience more tales on .Côm
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