Chapter 232: If So, Remove Your Balls (1)
Wuuuuung!
Uni, who had co in excitedly at the sight of my mana dick glowing blue, imdiately transford into her human form and turned her body away.
Since it was hard to step back in horse form, she transford into her human shape for a quicker escape.
"I’m sorry. I’ll just go."
If she were still a unicorn blessed by the forest like before, it might be a different story, but having lost that blessing and gained binding powers instead, the mana saber dick was extrely dangerous for her.
"You can co in whenever you want, but leaving isn’t up to you."
"I’m sorryyyy!!"
Placing my hand on Uni's shoulder, I ramd my horse cock into her pussy, which, as always, wasn't even covered by underwear.
'Huh, horse dick is softer than I thought?'
Sluuurp!
"Ugh... This is too big...!!"
If earlier she had swallowed a human dick while in horse form, now, in her human form, Uni was taking a horse dick into her pussy.
'Even if she is a bicorn, there should be limits. I need to teach her a lesson this ti.'
Sluuurp.
Her pussy, originally designed to accommodate a horse pussy, was able to take in sothing so massive and wide-headed, like a mushroom fully spread open, with ease even in human form.
"Hiiih... Eeeek...!"
Glurk!
Because the horse cock had such a wide head, it scraped against her vaginal walls completely as it thrust forward. It was so long that our thighs couldn't even touch, leaving her ass slightly lifted.
'Feels good, but sohow... it’s not better than my own dick...'
After thrusting slowly about five tis into Uni's pussy, a signal hit .
'Ah... right! Horses are herbivores!'
Herbivores have very short mating sessions.
Just like with Bella, the rabbit girl, I realized that a horse dick being big and wide-headed didn’t an it was better. So, I grabbed Uni's horn and went ahead with the first ejaculation.
SploOoOort!
A thinner, more watery sen spurted out, unlike a normal ejaculation.
"Ah... ah...?"
Feeling her body fill up, Uni seed to enjoy it at first, but then turned to with a face that said, “That’s it?”
"Ha......"
The horse dick looked big and powerful, but it ca with the downside of premature ejaculation. And Uni, who had already grown used to my human dick, seed satisfied in volu but disappointed in duration, as watery horse sen dripped out of her pussy and she returned to .
"......"
Frederica, Delphine, Erin, and now Uni.
Seeing how it was with all four won, I thought again that the old saying held true—a human knight’s dick is still the best.
So I used mana circuits to restore my dick back to its human form.
"Guess I won't need that transformation potion after all."
At my words, all four of their faces nodded in sync. Watching that, I shut the door Uni had smashed in and sealed it so no sound would leak outside.
"Well then... who's first this ti?"
Splaash!
"Open a damn window! And who the hell is pickling sothing in here? Why does it stink so sour?"
Stolen novel; please report.
I couldn’t take it anymore.
Having been around fragrant won like Erin and Frederica, coming back to the training dorm only to be assaulted by body odor was choking .
"Ugh, the sunlight... Close that, you idiot!"
"What are you, vampires from the underworld? Open a window and soak in so damn sunlight!"
"We get plenty of sun during training!"
"You go running around outside and suddenly barge in here acting high and mighty."
Dane was slamming his porn book shut in frustration, and Jake and Levin were sprawled out reading dirty magazines. Watching these so-called knights, I was almost moved to tears at how hopeless they were with won.
"You idiots, stop looking at that crap and go find a girlfriend."
"Girlfriend, my ass. Knights aren’t ant to be with won."
"At least Dane isn’t."
"You little...!"
Honestly, whether it's Levin or Dane giggling away, they’re all the sa.
They’ll probably grow old alone, regulars at the homunculus workshops.
"By the way, Ban, you bastard—I heard you saw elf rangers in the elf forest? Were they hot?"
"Of course they were! More importantly, shouldn’t you ask how many ca to the kingdom and whether they're training with us?"
"Uh, well..."
So I explained about Iris and Pai.
"One's 600 years old, and the other's 110."
"Bullshit. I’ll believe up to 200 years old."
"She really is 600. Professor Pandel calls her 'Aunt Iris'."
Dane's face went blank at that.
"A grandma? Does her spine still work?"
"She seems to ache sotis, but yeah, she stands up fine."
"Ugh, whatever. What about the 110-year-old?"
"Childhood friend of Professor Pandel."
Upon hearing that, all my roommates lost interest and went back to their smut and porn mags.
"Hearing about Professor Pandel totally killed the vibe."
"Right? Pandel is just..."
Professor Pandel, protector of knightly boners... Between his ssy face, patchy beard, and hair so unkempt it's unclear when he last washed, and the fact he replaced his severed arm with a golem arm, it’s no surprise nobody likes him.
'Co to think of it, since he's Delphine's twin, if he took care of his appearance a bit... well, he is a guy, so there are natural limits, but maybe he wouldn’t be so avoided.'
The difference between him and Delphine cos down to gender and hygiene. Delphine actually washes and dresses decently, whereas Pandel just crashes in the infirmary and roams the knights’ quarters like a wild animal.
They’re both half-elves, so the gender differences aren’t that stark. That’s why I thought Pandel was just Delphine cross-dressing when I first t him. Elves don’t show strong sexual dimorphism after puberty.
"Nnngh~~"
These days, Mollang had been calmly playing with Shuru. But since Shuru recently went into heat back at the elf village, she had been wandering around the knights' quarters, even stealing Sylvia's food and getting scolded for it.
When Shuru got bitten for provoking first, I didn’t scold Sylvia. It's proper etiquette not to ss with dog beastfolk while they're eating.
While Mollang calmly clones her core, she seems to know her turn is coming, so every morning she kneads my groin like she’s patiently waiting.
I'm keeping a shrink potion and transformation potion on hand, just waiting for the right mont.
And I've been house hunting, but first, I asked Seyra to settle the mission paynts I earned so far. Depending on the amount, I need to find a place.
'Mollang and Shuru don’t need much space, but I need a yard for Sylvia’s doghouse. Bella and Erin need indoor living, so we need a proper house with rooms...'
Looks like I’ll need a big place. Just buying one outright is impossible, so I’ll probably need a knights-only loan.
'Oh... right. I can’t do that yet.'
I joined Seyra’s private knight order. Even though I can present myself as a formal knight externally and receive pay like one, her order isn’t legally recognized in the kingdom. It’s a private group, so it has no weight with the rchant guild for loans.
So I’d have to get a loan under the title of a trainee magic knight from the magic knight order. But even formal knights only use their gear as collateral for loans, not for buying a house...
"Nnnngh... Jake. You got any money?"
"Sure. How much you need?"
"About 3 million gold."
"300 gold?"
"3 million. No interest, please."
"I couldn’t lend that even if I wanted to die with it."
Seriously, you’re the only son of a count, and you don’t have 3 million gold?! That’s cold, man. Is our friendship really that shallow?
'Damn rich kids are always the stingiest.'
Guess I have to think again. I don’t know when Bella will co down, but I need to bring Erin too and find a place to live. If we combine Erin’s salary and mine, maybe we can get a single room in the capital, but that won’t be enough for everyone to live in...
"Haaah... Wish a Demon King would just drop from the sky."
"What the hell are you saying all of a sudden?"
"If I catch a Demon King, maybe the kingdom will give a house."
Actually, back then Frederica got a huge pension of 500 gold per month. If I could get a lump sum and ask for a house in the capital instead...
'Worst case, I can kidnap Jake and send a ransom note to the count family. Start high with 5 million gold and negotiate from there...'
While I was brainstorming ways to get money, light footsteps approached the dorm, drawing everyone’s attention to the door.
Hearing the steps get closer, my fellow trainees quickly shoved their porn books and magazines under Dane's bed.
Why? Because the owner of those steps was none other than Professor Pandel, who would imdiately burn anything erotic on sight.
The previous 86th class had lots of violence and bullying issues, so senior knights were getting killed off. But our class had too many sex scandals, increasing Pandel’s workload.
Either way, compared to Owen who just lightly scolded us, Pandel scared us to death with threats of expulsion.
As everyone hid their porn, Professor Pandel knocked on the dormitory door.
Knock knock.
"Ban, are you in there?"
'Huh? He’s looking for ?'
"Yes, I’m here."
I opened the door and greeted the guest. Standing there was the suspiciously ragged-looking Professor Pandel, exuding a sweet yet ominous scent of chemicals.
"Co to the infirmary for a bit."
"What’s this about?"
"I’m not going to scold you."
Pandel’s behavior had been strange lately.
Normally, he’d smack with a stack of docunts and shout at to follow, but today he just gestured silently.
As I was about to refuse, thinking sothing felt off...
'Just go already so we can keep reading our porn.'
Reading Dane’s obvious silent signal, I figured they were just going to go back to fapping to smut, and being stuck with these sweaty dudes felt worse than following Pandel.
So I decided to go with him.
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