It’s okay because it’s not human Chapter 1: Men Become Strange When Things Pile Up

Chapter 1: n Beco Strange When Things Pile Up

What accumulates during a squire’s training isn’t just fatigue.

"Ah... It’s piling up, really piling up."

Who said it?

That when the body is pushed to its limits, sexual desire disappears?

But from what I’ve experienced, it’s clear that only happens because those guys have weak vitality.

Even though my body was so exhausted that I couldn’t even lift a finger, my lower half kept springing to life.

Even now, as part of outdoor training, we were sent out with nothing but a sword, no food, and ordered to reach the target point...

I managed to endure by eating tree fruits, bugs, and small birds, but with my comrades, who had always been watching each other, gone, it naturally made want to release certain other things.

But there was no water, and trying to clean up with leaves would leave a sll, making it inevitable that I’d be teased by my comrades.

So should I really let this perfect opportunity slip by and just head back?

In this situation, where I don’t know when I’ll be able to relieve myself again?

"Isn’t there sothing I can use...?"

As I looked around, my eyes caught a small creature crawling on the ground.

‘A sli.’

Slis had different grades. At their most dangerous, they were terrifying monsters capable of lting tal and humans in an instant.

But the slis found in rural areas like this were harmless creatures that survived by dissolving fallen fruits or leaves. They were even safe enough that, if thirsty, you could slice one open and drink its liquid.

‘It’s safe… It’s got liquid...’

In that case, couldn’t I perhaps use the sli for cleanup afterward?

The mont I picked up the sli with that thought, I felt a cool, refreshing, and squishy sensation in my hand.

"No, wait… if I’m going to clean up with this..."

When I pulled at the sli’s elastic mbrane, its size turned out to be just right.

"Why go through the trouble of cleaning up afterward? Why not just use it directly?"

Why not?

It’s not human, so does it really matter if I use it like this?

Splat

"Oh!"

And surprisingly, it felt much better than I’d expected.