He Who Knows Fate: I’ve arrived at block D. I was initially lost, but I ran into my neighbor, a young lady called Blue Poison. She is pretty cute. However, I can’t figure out why she is on the fourth floor.
Kal’tsit: The young lady called Blue Poison is the Sniper that I ntioned earlier, the one whom ordinary operators misunderstand to be covered in toxins.
He Who Knows Fate: …
Kal’tsit: Of course, these are just rumors. Although the operators who do not know the truth do not ostracize her because of that, they do not take the initiative to befriend her, so she is quite lonely on Rhodes Island.
God Sai: She does not have friends? How pitiful.
He Who Knows Fate: I suddenly realized that my life has completely changed since I joined the Dinsion Administrators Association.
Solomon: Isn’t that normal?
17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Whose life would remain the sa?
Queen of Ice and Snow: I feel my current life is quite good. I play gas and read every day. If I have nothing to do, I can go to another world for a holiday and complete a mission while there.
Magus of Flowers: That’s right! That’s right! You can even work as a virtual idol to trick those shut-ins.
Solomon: rlin, screw you! Do you hear ? Screw you!
Magus of Flowers: Oh! I just rembered. My most loyal fan is in this group.
I Have a Strong Presence: I keep feeling rlin is doing this on purpose.
Solomon: Tell , how blind must I have been to think highly of this virtual idol? There are so many pretty won in the world, but I watched only Magi Mari.
Magus of Flowers: Isn’t it because of my irresistible natural beauty?
Solomon: Irresistible, my ass. I’ll never believe you are Magi Mari.
Efreet: Even now, Doctor Roman is still living in his fantasy.
Magus of Flowers: Doctor, let shatter your fantasy. I will give you a shout-out later.
Lord of the White Night: What are you going to shout out?
Magus of Flowers: Naturally, I will thank all the loyal fans for their support over such a long ti, especially a certain Doctor.
Solomon: Ah! Damn! This great can’t take this any longer. I’m leaving! I’m leaving. I’m leaving this place of hurt.
He Who Knows Fate: …Poor Doctor. He would have been better off not knowing the story, only finding out in the seventh chapter. That way, he would have been free of worries after a while. Do you think…that Doctor Roman self-detonated in the end because he found out Magi Mari was rlin?
Efreet: Now that you ntion it, this guess might be possible.
Lord of the White Night: Why guess? Just ask @Solomon.
Solomon: What now? I just left.
He Who Knows Fate: We are discussing the Final Singularity. Did you destroy yourself because you found out rlin was Mari?
Solomon: …I beg you, please be nice. Stop whipping the dead horse. I’m already very miserable.
He Who Knows Fate: …
Umaru-chan: @Kal’tsit, when will you have costus in the ga?
Kal’tsit: ???
Umaru-chan: That ga called Arknights. When will you have a costu? Furthermore, how many stars are you?
Kal’tsit: How would I know such a thing?
Umaru-chan: But you are Kal’tsit.
Kal’tsit: That is unreasonable, right?
Umaru-chan: I don’t care. Kal’tsit, my waifu!
Kal’tsit: …
Umaru-chan: Exusiai is also my waifu. Mostima is also my waifu.
[TL Note: Mostima’s profile: /wiki/Mostima/Story.]
He Who Knows Fate: What about Blue Poison?
Umaru-chan: Blue Poison is also my waifu!
He Who Knows Fate: Then good. Umaru-chan, listen up. Your waifu is now in my hands. If you don’t want anything to happen to her, send 1,000,000 points to my account.
Umaru-chan: …
Kal’tsit: …
Umaru-chan: I suddenly want to go to Kal’tsit’s world too, but I have classes. Unlike on missions, personal travel does not have that stupendous ti dilation.
He Who Knows Fate: Speaking of which, I have not played Arknights yet.
Umaru-chan: I’ll let you know first that Arknights’s levels are ridiculously difficult.
He Who Knows Fate: Oh! What kind of ga is Arknights?
Umaru-chan: Tower defense. Let tell you a secret. If you cannot beat a level, you can go to the Arknights’s forums. There are strategies posted there.
He Who Knows Fate: What a joke! How could soone as smart as fail to clear the levels of a tower defense?
Kal’tsit: Your tactical acun is Flawed.
He Who Knows Fate: …Excellent. I’m going to play it now. Whenever Kal’tsit appears, I will keep drawing it.
Kal’tsit: …I told you to play Arknights to understand the story, not for you to draw my card.
He Who Knows Fate: I don’t care. I want to draw it. I’m going to play Arknights now. No one stop .
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“What kind of trashy ga is this? Why is this broken tower defense ga so difficult? Don’t you know this great ’s tactical acun is Flawed? This trashy ga is ruining my youth! It is wasting my ti and money. Also, this Lungn Downtown. Just one unit passes, and I have to restart. Furthermore, the fast-forward rate is so slow! This is frustrating….”
After Chen Heng got stuck on a level, he beca angry and wanted to throw his phone. However, he was not playing it on his phone, which upset him even more.
“Should I look at the forums? Just one look.” Eventually, Chen Heng could not resist and opened the gar’s forums, access to which was free with the purchase of the ga.
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Three hours later:
For the first ti, Chen Heng realized the most important gift when buying Arknights was not the 10,000,000 LMD, the 100,000 Orundum, the 10,000 Strategic Battle Records, or the rare materials but the forum access filled with all sorts of strange strategies.
[TL Note: Arknights has multiple forms of currency earned in different ways and used for different purposes. Orundum is one of them. Here is a guide on all the Arknights currencies: sgapress.gg/arknights/core-gaplay/arknights-currency-and-shop-guide. Strategic Battle Records is the highest-tiered of the four Battle Records, which are used together with LMD to give EXP to operators. Here is more information on Battle Records: /wiki/Item/Battle_Record.]
Also, Chen Heng would like to say: Blue Poison, my waifu!
This ti, Chen Heng stopped topping up the ga with points after spending one point on buying the ga. Instead, he played the ga properly, relying on himself to progress. Strangely, the first ti he drew from a pack of ten, which guaranteed a six-star operator, he drew Nightingale, Shining, Warfarin, Blue Poison, Exusiai, and Texas. This…
Putting everything else aside, Exusiai is quite pretty.
Looking at the situation, had I t more six-star operators before playing, would I have drawn ten six-star operators?
Knock-knock-knock!
“He Who Knows Fate, it’s dinner ti. Do you want to go together?”
Chen Heng’s waifu, Blue Poison, had co.
“Coming!”
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Chen Heng and Blue Poison sat across from each other in the canteen, having dinner and a box of biscuits he purchased out of his pocket.
Chen Heng noticed no one sat within five ters of Blue Poison and himself. Everyone even cast strange gazes over occasionally.
He sensed no malice in these gazes, just so fear. This piqued his curiosity.
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