Chapter 1352: Chapter 1378: Who Can Spot the Problem? Chapter 1352: Chapter 1378: Who Can Spot the Problem? “Yang Zhen, stop right there!”
Yang Zhen and the cheap cat by his side, the Empress of Su Emperor Palace looked at the two of them with a smirk that wasn’t quite a smile, her deanor calm as if she was certain Yang Zhen would sneak away in the night.
“Yang Zhen? Is there soone called Yang Zhen here?”
Yang Zhen didn’t stop his steps and turned to ask the cheap cat.
The cheap cat pondered seriously for a mont, shook its head, and said, “Never heard of it!”
The Empress of Su Emperor Palace spoke irritably, “You two, what exactly are you planning to do?”
Yang Zhen curled his lips and said, “Take a piss, of course!”
Upon hearing this, the Empress of Su Emperor Palace seed to realize it was pointless to talk to Yang Zhen and simply followed him, saying, “I’ll go with you!”
Yang Zhen stumbled, almost falling flat on his face, and glared as he asked, “Big sister, are you kidding ? I’m just going to take a piss, and you want to follow?”
The Empress of Su Emperor Palace glared at Yang Zhen and looked down at him from her lofty position, asking, “What, Lord Yang, do you feel that I, this Empress, am not worthy of your esteed self?”
Yang Zhen clicked his tongue in wonder, circled around the Empress of Su Emperor Palace, and said, “Let’s not beat around the bush. Since you’ve made your point this clear, if this Sao Saint kept playing dumb, wouldn’t that be going too far? Tell , how much dowry do you want, and when shall we hold the wedding?”
“Wedding… wedding?” The Empress of Su Emperor Palace trembled, her face a picture of bewildernt as she queried, “What are you talking about?”
Yang Zhen grinned and said, “You think it over properly. When you’ve figured it out, co find . Right, we’re off to… stir up so trouble!”
Having said that, Yang Zhen kicked the still-laughing cheap cat in the butt, and man and cat disappeared into thin air.
Sky Crossing Void combined with the saint’s power to shift!
The Empress of Su Emperor Palace dumbly watched the direction in which Yang Zhen and the cheap cat vanished, stomped her foot, and muttered to herself, “Bastard, dare to play !”
Cursing was one thing, but Yang Zhen had already disappeared. Where could the Empress of Su Emperor Palace vent her anger?
Just then, another figure detrintal to the well-being of the nation approached from the side, watching the Empress tranquilly and saying, “You shouldn’t have given him the chance to speak, just follow him would’ve been enough.”
“You…”
The Empress of Su Emperor Palace’s face flushed slightly; after all, having soone overhear such a conversation, especially the Third Saintess, would be embarrassing for anyone.
The Third Saintess chuckled and grabbed the hand of the Empress of Su Emperor Palace, “Yang Zhen, that scoundrel, doesn’t have a proper word in his mouth, but his heart isn’t that bad.”
The Empress was well aware that beneath Yang Zhen’s mischievous facade lay a truly pure-hearted soul, and she chuckled in response, “How did you two et?”
Caught by the Empress’s curious gaze, the Third Saintess’s eyes showed a hint of reminiscence as she smiled and said, “At first, when I t Yang Zhen, I thought he was ignorant and irreverent, and despite so talent, he wasn’t cut out for great achievents. Who would have thought, he sohow beca a saint revered by thousands out of nowhere? Sotis, the turn of events in life really is beyond imagination.”
The two walked back, talking and laughing. anwhile, Yang Zhen and the cheap cat sneakily reappeared on a mountaintop.
“He didn’t follow, did he?” Yang Zhen looked behind sneakily. He couldn’t sense the Third Saintess nearby, but what’s the point of being accompanied by two won? It would hinder their actions, unlike now when they were free to do as they pleased.
Yang Zhen had planned to have a good ti at the Sacred Assembly in the Western Region, but sothing unexpected happened to his naive little friend. After settling this matter, Yang Zhen planned to return to the Tri-Floral Sanctuary to rest and recover for a while.
The cheap cat climbed onto Yang Zhen’s shoulder, using its hands and feet, and said: “Don’t worry. With your speed, those two won can’t catch up.”
Yang Zhen was shocked. This rascal knew the Third Saintess was nearby too?
The cheap cat curled its lips and said, “Kid, these are the little things you do!”
Yang Zhen imdiately got angry, glaring and retorting, “Dammit, this Sao Saint is handso and elegant, how could I be wrong?”
“Yeah, you’re terribly wrong. Damn, it’s really maddening to compare oneself to others.”
“Stop it, it’s like comparing humans to cats. Speaking of which, why haven’t I seen any cats like you?” Yang Zhen looked curiously at the cheap cat and shook his head, saying, “Even if there were, none would be as cheap as you.”
“Damn it, I’m a kylin!”
“Co on, roar for to hear it, Sao Saint hasn’t heard a kylin’s roar yet.”
“ow?”
Yang Zhen stumbled and nearly rolled down the mountain top.
Just at that mont, deep within the mountain, two sneaky figures suddenly erged, clearly up to no good.
Yang Zhen’s eyes widened and said, “Oh, what luck, a catch right after coming out?”
The cheap cat also narrowed its eyes and spoke solemnly, “Kid, those are demon cultivators!”
“The very demon cultivators I’m looking for!”
As soon as Yang Zhen finished speaking, the aura around him transford into that of a demon cultivator’s cultivation thod, astonishing the cheap cat who stared at him in absolute disbelief, “Holy crap, you’ve cultivated a demon cultivation thod?”
“Shut it, it’s just so blinding trickery; who would want to cultivate those damned thods?”
Yang Zhen signaled the cheap cat to keep quiet and laughed heartily, saying, “Fellows ahead, could you lend a hand?”
The two demon cultivators shuddered all over and looked back at Yang Zhen warily.
Yang Zhen sauntered up to the two of them and wiped his mouth, saying, “Damn, on a whim I chased after this girl and ended up in such a desolate place. But, oh, that flavor, those long legs, it’s quite the treat, sll that, brothers, I’ve still got her scent on .”
The two demon cultivators looked at each other with an admiration in their eyes that they couldn’t quite hide.
“Hmph, instead of proper work, you engage in such abominable acts. If Lord Yang finds out, he’ll flay your skin!”
One of them, with triangular eyes, spoke sourly.
Another demon cultivator was about to speak when Yang Zhen waved his hand and said, “Heaven knows, the earth knows, you know, I know; other than us four and that chick from before, who else would know?”
“That’s true!” A sleazy smile appeared on the triangular-eyed one’s face.
Yang Zhen patted him on the shoulder and said, “Rest easy, next ti there’s a chance, I’ll make sure to call you brothers. A private joy is nothing compared to a shared one, right?”
“A private joy is nothing compared to a shared one?” The triangular eyes went wide, apparently finding profound truth in the statent.
Yang Zhen found it astonishing and sohow felt sorry for the guy; even triangular eyes could go round.
“Alright, let’s get moving. If we’re late and Lord Yang reproaches us, none of us can bear the bla.”
Urged the other demon cultivator.
Yang Zhen, spurred by curiosity, asked, “What are you guys up to?”
Triangular eyes scoffed and said, “Isn’t it that damn Western Region Alliance, acting all prim and proper, we can’t even infiltrate anymore, we’re left to make the brothers dig a tunn—”
“Be careful, walls have ears!” Yang Zhen hurriedly covered triangular eyes’ mouth, looked around, took a long breath and said, “Damn, why are you telling such secrets?”
“We’re not strangers!” Triangular eyes glared, pursing his lips before asking, “That girl from before, was she pretty?”
“Pretty, she was extrely pretty, especially those lovely long… tsk tsk… can’t say, will end up 404’d otherwise.”
“404? What’s that?”
The cheap cat on Yang Zhen’s shoulder looked bewildered at the heated exchange between Yang Zhen and the two demon cultivators, its jaw practically hitting the floor.
Damn it, Yang Zhen, this bastard, seems to have beco even more shaless.
Not fearing Yang Zhen’s shalessness, but when he starts acting shalessly, he’s more convincing than the real thing.
With such an act, who could spot any fault?
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