[ After receiving the invitation from the First Princess, Kazuma planned to have Darkness attend in a maid outfit, but there was sothing more important to do before eting the princess.
That was to go to Wiz’s shop and check on his masterpiece... boxes upon boxes of lighters in various shapes!
Wiz was dancing with excitent: "This is definitely going to sell big!"
Watching Darkness and gumin happily playing with the lighters, Aqua, who was nearly stuffing her face full of crumbs, let out a disdainful sneer: "It’s just a re lighter, what’s there to be happy about? I could also..."
Aqua reached out for a lighter, but her hand was slapped away by Kazuma with a smack.
"No, you pay for it!"
Hearing this, Aqua imdiately started pestering him: "Huh? Why can they take them for free, but I can’t?!"
"Because you didn’t help with anything!" Speaking of this made Kazuma angry: "gumin helped with the production, Darkness helped introduce the wholesalers, but you just ate, slept, and slept, ate in the room, didn’t you?!"
"If you want one, hurry up and go outside to solicit custors for !"
Upon hearing this, Aqua puffed up her cheeks with tears in her eyes, looking like she was about to cry: "Waaaaah, you ungrateful guy! Even though Kazuma goes around sniffing the clothes we take off to wash, I intended to keep that secret for you!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Selling lighters in a magic world... uh, it’s hard to say if it will sell well, but the shape of these lighters is so avant-garde!"
"Aqua is already dumb, and you’re still bullying her... But why does Aqua know so many of Kazuma’s secrets!"
Watching Kazuma’s scummy behavior on the screen, everyone outside the video looked impressed... As expected, when it cos to being a pervert, it has to be you, Scum-zuma! As a human being, you have lost completely and utterly.
To be able to make any perverted act seem completely reasonable when applied to you is also a kind of talent!
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〜Gintama World〜
Eating then sleeping, sleeping then eating all day long... Shinpachi looked speechless at a certain useless bum lying on the sofa with dead-fish eyes. No wonder it felt so familiar.
"The useless goddess has turned into a useless MADAO. Go get a job!"
No wonder Kazuma doesn’t like Aqua. It turns out she didn’t help at all, and while others were working hard, she was just hugging a wine bottle and sleeping all day.
Just as Shinpachi wanted to say sothing more, he saw Gintoki and Kagura whispering to each other. Kagura’s gaze towards Shinpachi beca increasingly wary.
"Oi, oi, Shinpachi-kun. The Yorozuya has a beautiful girl like present. You, a ten-thousand-year-old cherry boy, haven’t done such perverted things, right?"
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"I haven’t done such perverted things!!"
Inside the Shinsengumi headquarters, Yamazaki’s whole face turned red from holding it in, looking like he was about to cry on the spot. Why do they always pick on alone to bully?
"Yamazaki, I believe in you."
The Gorilla nodded, crossing his arms and speaking in a deep voice:
"After all, sniffing a girl’s gym shorts or licking the recorder she played... every man has done such things."
"Kazuma is just a kid going through puberty. Just like how I chase Otae-san, it can’t be considered perverted."
Listening to the Gorilla’s speech, veins popped out on Hijikata Toshiro’s forehead:
"Kondo-san, so the reason you’re a perverted stalker is also that you’re going through puberty?! That is a cri."
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[ Kazuma suffered social death on the spot again. In the end, Aqua still went outside the small shop and started her best acrobatic performance, conjuring a flock of white doves from a white cloth!
This scene drew cheers from a large audience, who clamored for an encore.
Kazuma looked speechlessly at Aqua outside the window: "What is that guy doing! She’s forgotten her purpose, hasn’t she?"
Although he told her to solicit custors, he didn’t tell her to play around this wildly. She was even stealing the custors who were supposed to co into the shop.
Basking in the cheers of the crowd, Aqua put on a professional air and refused the audience’s tips: "Please do not throw money, I am not an entertainer!"
Like an artist, she seed to have a certain unyielding reserve regarding such matters!
Vanir, who had just returned, stared blankly at the scene in front of the shop door, then roared at Aqua: "KISAMA!! It’s not enough that you sprinkle holy water on my shop’s doorknob every day, now you’ve finally started directly obstructing my business?!"
Fortunately, seeing the situation, Wiz took advantage of the ti the two were arguing to start pulling custors into the shop for a look. Soon, Vanir’s masks and the lighters beca best-selling products.
Wiz’s small shop finally had a long queue. Vanir even gave a black mask to Kazuma, saying that wearing it under the moonlight would increase his magical power. ]
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〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
"This... is that amount of pigeons for real?"
Iori looked at the flock of white doves in utter astonishnt. This wasn’t the magic show he had imagined at all!
Other people conjure one; you, on the other hand, conjure an entire breeding farm directly. Isn’t that quantity a bit too much?
With this skill, you could get rich just by selling pigeons. Why be an adventurer?
"Has Aqua forgotten her purpose for coming out? Where are the custors?"
Azusa-senpai’s smile froze.
She was told to pull in custors, but she pulled all the custors over to watch her performance instead. As expected, one really can’t keep up with the Goddess of Wisdom’s train of thought. You’re supposed to funnel the custors into the shop!
And saying "Please don’t throw money, I’m not an entertainer"... anyone who didn’t know better would think she was there to cause trouble.
〜OVERLORD World〜
"Pouring holy water on soone’s doorknob every day... As expected of you, Aqua. You really have the nerve to do that!"
Ainz was speechless. Should he praise her for her patience?
Especially since both Wiz and Vanir are races that hate holy water. It’s equivalent to the doorknob being electrified; they get shocked once every day they open the door.
Usually, she’s never this serious when going on quests, but she’s persistent when doing these kinds of things. Sure enough, this guy is just here to cause trouble.
Shalltear also looked at Aqua on the screen with so disgust:
"Is this goddess... usually this idle-arinsu?"
If she has nothing to do, she should go on quests. Why is she always tornting Wiz? Thanks to her, Wiz has beco a regular visitor to the Sanzu River, reporting in on ti every day.
However, Vanir did a good job. He managed to operate Wiz’s shop, which was on the verge of bankruptcy, to the point where lines started to form!
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[ Afterward, the group arrived at Darkness’s house to prepare for the audience with the princess and began selecting formal wear for Aqua and the others.
Aqua looked at the loose clothes on her body and couldn’t stop complaining: "Hey, it’s a bit baggy. It would be nice if there were sothing slimr."
If Aqua’s issue was just that she wasn’t big enough to fill out the clothes, then gumin was in a league of her own. The mont she let go of her hands, the clothes just fell down...
gumin’s eyes went dead, and she said without emotion:
"How should I put this... it fell right down with a whoosh! Do you have anything smaller?"
Darkness hesitated for a mont: "I do, but those dresses seem to be the ones I wore when I was a child..."
In the end, Aqua and gumin changed into decent dresses. Darkness didn’t forget to remind them: "Absolutely do not do anything rude. Improper speech could result in losing your head in minutes."
Kazuma also happened to have sothing to say to them: "If the princess says she wants by her side, I might consider moving! Please be prepared for that!"
This confused the other three. Before the main gate to et the princess, Darkness reminded them once more: "Listen well, I will handle Princess Iris! You just need to eat and agree with !" ]
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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Sigh... how should I put this... the future is promising!"
Kazuma patted gumin’s shoulder with a face full of pity. This kid must have taken quite a blow.
He was serious about the ’future is promising’ part. After all, every girl in the Crimson Demon seed to have a good figure, so gumin might not be without a chance.
"Hey, why are you looking at with such pitiful eyes? Believe it or not, I’ll take us all down together."
gumin’s eyes were lifeless as she gathered mana, ready to fire an Explosion and perish together at any mont.
"Calm down, gumin!"
Aqua hugged gumin and started wailing:
"I don’t want to sleep in the stables anymore! If you blow up the house, we’ll all have to sleep on the street!"
anwhile, far away in the capital, the First Princess Iris also looked down at her own flat chest...
After letting out an almost inaudible sigh, she puffed up her cheeks again:
"Am I that scary... Improper speech wouldn’t result in losing a head in minutes, right?"
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