[ "Father, Mother, I ntioned this in my previous letter, but because I am so outstanding, the won of the world cast passionate gazes upon ."
"Saying they want to bear Kazuma-san’s children, hot big sisters with great bodies are also passionately seducing . Hahaha, perhaps I’ll be able to let you see your grandchildren’s faces very soon!"
Accompanying Kazuma’s letter confession, Kazuma was seen being worshipped by female adventurers in the Adventurer’s Guild, even fighting jealously to hug Kazuma’s arm.
"Alright, alright... Oh my! You really are impatient." Playing hard to get, Kazuma felt the soft sensation coming from behind him, and his expression beca blissful.
"DING—!"
Kazuma felt like his butt had been bumped by soone: "Hey, hey, don’t ss around in a place like this."
"DING—!"
"DING—!"
Two more bumps, and Kazuma’s face turned red: "Wait, so rough..."
"DING—!"
"DING—!"
"DING—!"
Now Kazuma couldn’t take it anymore, turning his head with a blushing face to scold: "Hey! I am a man who values following proper steps, conservative and introverted..."
Before he could finish speaking, his eyes widened, his head chanically looked up, discovering it was actually Sylvia behind him: "I... like it, the one I’m poking is you!"
Then Kazuma suddenly woke up from the nightmare with a start: "AHHH—!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, this letter you wrote to your parents seems really punchable. Aside from the address in the title, it has absolutely nothing to do with you."
"On that day, Kazuma finally recalled the fear of being toyed with by Sylvia."
Even the people outside the video couldn’t help but laugh. They didn’t expect this scene right at the start; it turned out to be fantasy ti...
It seems this psychological shadow isn’t just normally large; it’s beco Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"No— I want to go ho!"
Kazuma revealed a little girl’s posture, crying while covering his butt, terrified of being violated.
Too scary... even if it was a dream, it was too scary! He now severely lacked a sense of security towards this other world; as soon as he heard the ding ding ding sound, he shuddered.
Aqua gently stroked Kazuma’s hair, filled with motherly love:
"There, there... It’s okay, Kazuma-san!"
Darkness looked at the crying and sniveling Kazuma, saying with a face full of disgust:
"Kazuma, so that’s how you write letters to your parents..."
gumin also continued:
"All the won in the world cast passionate gazes at you?? You actually have the nerve to write that..."
How thick-skinned does soone have to be to write such shaless words? She coyly read two words between the lines... Peaches! He’s dreaming!
Also, saying the whole world is a stretch, but the won of Axel indeed cast gazes at Kazuma, though those are gazes used for looking at scum.
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[ The next day, Kazuma crossed his arms, leaning against the windowsill, looking like an ascetic handso guy, gazing into the distance, yet occasionally hugging his head and letting out strange cries.
This startled the others. Later, while eating a big al at the Adventurer’s Guild, Dust also leaned in behind Kazuma: "Doing pretty well lately, treat to a al too..."
It should be known that ever since Kazuma dealt with Sylvia, he would often have nightmares at night, and would imdiately react as long as soone stood behind him.
Stimulated, Kazuma imdiately turned his head and grabbed Dust’s collar, cursing in panic: "Don’t stand behind !!"
This scared everyone present. After eating and drinking his fill, Kazuma made a decision: "I plan to beco a monk!"
Aqua didn’t care, and instead recomnded: "Since you’re going to beco a monk anyway, I strongly recomnd you join the Axis Cult."
"Shut up, that is the one place I will absolutely not go." Kazuma poured himself a glass of wine and slowly revealed the reason, completely because he had misunderstood his period of popularity.
All he obtained was a chastity crisis brought on by an Orc attack, and the ntal trauma after dying in a lover’s suicide with a Chira!
Hearing this, Aqua gently hugged Kazuma’s head: "You must be too tired. To soone like you, I send down an oracle, the Axis Cult doctrine..."
Kazuma imdiately covered his ears, struggled to stand up, and strode towards the door: "I’m changing my job from adventurer to monk, don’t get in my way!"
"Are you going to end this adventure that fears no death?" A muscular uncle in pink suspenders looked solemn, raising a glass to Kazuma as if he had a story.
"However, having such a period isn’t bad, especially for young people; after all, they have infinite possibilities!"
Kazuma also gave a handso, knowing smile: "Thanks." ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"No, who are you, this ascetic handso guy! This must be a fake; the leader of the Kichiku world couldn’t possibly be this handso."
"Hahaha, what a ’don’t stand behind ’! Did Madara-sama back then also hate people standing behind him for this reason?"
Hearing Kazuma’s explanation, the gazes of everyone outside the video beca pitying. What a pitiful child, what a legendary life!
First, he almost lost his chastity to a female Orc, then he was forced to commit a lover’s suicide with Sylvia. This... any normal man would get PTSD!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Tohsaka Rin reached out and patted her forehead, feeling anxious about Aqua’s IQ:
"Kazuma already said he’s changing jobs to beco a monk, and she still doesn’t forget to promote her Axis Cult..."
That’s not joining a cult, that’s dying on the spot! Kazuma just has a psychological barrier; it doesn’t an he’s stupid; who would join that inexplicable cult?
Also, if Kazuma goes to beco a monk, are you going to fight the Demon King? Without Kazuma’s brain, it’s a guaranteed loss, Goddess-sama!
Emiya Shirou substituted himself into Kazuma’s experience and shivered:
"Bitter wine slides down the throat, leaving the heart aching."
Kazuma’s experience in the Crimson Demon Village could fill a book. He even thought of the title: My Youth Romantic Cody in Another World Is Absolutely Wrong!
Illya looked at this muscular man in pink suspenders with dark lines on her face:
"Sure enough, he appeared again, the uncle who only says cool things."
It’s too on-brand. This uncle always says cool quotes in inexplicable places. Clearly an artist of the hard-boiled style, yet his profession is just that of a weaver.
But he just has so much drama, giving people the feeling that his whole body is written with stories.
.....
[ Kazuma found the receptionist’s big sister and obtained a guidebook. Before leaving, he didn’t forget to confess to his big sister Luna.
"Thank you for taking care of . Also, I once liked you, Big Sister!"
Imdiately after, following the direction of the guidebook, he packed his things, shouldered his luggage, and embarked on the journey to beco a monk!
While gumin and Darkness were still persuading Kazuma to give up, Aqua was eating cookies and said vaguely, "Don’t worry, by evening, he will definitely miss sparkling wine."
Kazuma turned and argued with Aqua: "Shut up, my determination is even firr than that rocky mountain!"
Following their argunt, gumin, who received unintended ridicule, suddenly got angry: "Kazuma’s determination will be shattered by , Explosion—!"
Following an explosion that resounded through the heavens and earth, the mountain peak Kazuma just pointed at was instantly razed to the ground. The helpless group decided to spend the night there and continue their journey tomorrow.
Thus, Kazuma volunteered to keep watch, stating that staying up late was already a habit. gumin was imdiately surprised: "To actually be used to staying up late, what kind of life did you live in the past?"
Hearing this, Kazuma stared at the flas, sowhat entranced: "Let think... charging into enemy lines with comrades, subjugating the big boss, sleepless and restless, doing all sorts of crazy things!"
"So amazing..." Darkness and gumin both felt it was incredible: "It doesn’t feel like a lie at all."
"I can truly feel an aura of confidence from Kazuma as if it really happened!"
Facing Kazuma’s handso speech, only Aqua remained unmoved: "Hey, isn’t that just online gaming..." ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, as expected of Aqua, who knows Kazuma best. Honestly, I suspect Kazuma might turn around imdiately upon seeing the temple."
"A daily explosion. If this goes on, I’m afraid the map will have to be redrawn every month!"
Everyone outside the video was dumbfounded. Good heavens, one nuke and the mountain peak is flattened to the ground. You deserve to be in debt; with this way of exploding, no amount of money is enough for you to pay in compensation.
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〜Gabriel DropOut World〜
Hearing Kazuma’s description, Gabriel smiled knowingly:
"From now on, you are my close friend!"
Listen to this description. He was clearly just playing video gas all night, yet he made it sound as impressive as an adventure. When she returns to Heaven in the future, she must describe it like this, too.
Vignette was speechless:
"To put it bluntly, isn’t it still playing gas..."
No wonder there was no scent of lying, because he wasn’t lying at all. In a sense, what Kazuma said was the truth.
They were all facts Kazuma had personally experienced, just phrased differently by him to appear so high and mighty. This is the art of language.
〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
Akihisa heard this kind of phrasing for the first ti and empathized, striking a handso pose:
"Hmph, so I also did such amazing things every night."
Akihisa stepped onto the desk with one foot, rested his elbow on his knee, and supported his head with his fist. Those who didn’t know better would think he had saved the world.
"Stop it, Akihisa!"
Hideyoshi looked at Akihisa expressionlessly:
"No matter how handsoly you say it, it’s just an otaku playing gas all night every night."
Watching gumin and Darkness believing it deeply, Hideyoshi sighed. Kazuma is bullying them for never having played online gas.
Low EQ: Playing gas all night every day, so I’m used to staying up late!...
High EQ: Breaking into enemy lines with comrades, killing enemies, subjugating the boss, sleepless and restless!
Playing an online ga, and he made it sound so flowery! This is the benefit of having a brain, a high EQ speech!
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