[ Kazuma didn’t expect that just by saying these things, his treatnt would instantly rise by 10 levels.
Until Kazuma finished his bath at night and heard Darkness’s scolding voice coming from the living room: "Don’t you feel bad for your own daughter?"
It looked like she was protesting letting Kazuma and gumin sleep in the sa room.
A smirk appeared on the mother’s lips: "It doesn’t matter, my daughter has reached marriageable age! Mr. Kazuma is also a asured adult, even if sothing happens, that is..."
"Sleep." The mother smilingly chanted the magic, and Darkness, who was still thinking of refuting, collapsed on the spot.
The mother also noticed Kazuma hiding by the door and said with a smile, "Everyone is asleep. Could you help move them to their rooms?"
Then Kazuma was forcibly pushed into gumin’s room by gumin’s mother: "Please enjoy yourself slowly."
Kazuma looked helplessly into the dim room. Under the moonlight, he was slightly srized. Just then, a sound ca from behind him.
"Click..." The mother even used magic to lock the door.
Kazuma turned his head to look at the locked door, suddenly regretting revealing his future inco. After all, this mother is really trying hard enough. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"’Please enjoy yourself slowly’... As expected of a biological mother, She just sells her daughter like that? This is way too explosive."
Holy crap! ...Everyone was shocked by the mother’s strength. This mother is so strong! She actually insta-dropped a Crusader of Darkness’s level.
Although Darkness is a pervert, her dual resistances are high enough to withstand the possession of the Demon King General Vanir, yet she couldn’t even withstand this light touch.
.....
〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"That idiot mother! $%#^&#!!"
gumin, witnessing herself being sold by her mother, cursed secretly with a blushing face.
Although she didn’t want to admit it, this really was sothing they would do... But what to do now!
Although Kazuma cowers at critical monts, she knows that once this guy has a grand and justifiable excuse, he won’t hesitate!
"Scum-zuma!"
Facing the gaze of Aqua and others looking at scum, Kazuma was still trying to defend his on-screen self...
"If sothing really happens, you absolutely can’t bla , right? I even got the parents’ permission!"
As he spoke, Kazuma’s expression began to ripple with delight... Sure enough, my popular phase has co; I’ve finally waited for it!
〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
Watching the scene before them, Class F was currently a dance of demons, shrouded in a gloomy atmosphere.
"Why can’t we et parents who lock their daughter and a boy in a room together!"
Like a stock held for years suddenly hitting the limit down overnight, they pounded the ground unwillingly, grinding their back molars in envy.
"Muttsurini!"
"Roger!"
Akihisa and Muttsurini exchanged a tacit glance, instantly understanding each other’s thoughts. The latter decisively took out a cara, ready at the screen at all tis.
"Such open-minded parents, how enviable!"
Minami and Mizuki revealed envious looks in their eyes, failing to notice Akihisa’s actions.
Open-minded? You call this open-minded? Hideyoshi took a step back calmly; it’s better not to disturb Mizuki when she falls into this strange atmosphere.
As for Yuuji... he was still trying to find the light! Shouko faintly withdrew her right hand:
"Yuuji cannot watch the upcoming scenes!"
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[ Kazuma looked at the soundly sleeping gumin, realizing that in this situation, no one could co to disturb them!
"Besides, the door has a locking spell on it. No one can enter, and no one can leave. Isn’t this being fed right to my mouth!"
Kazuma walked around gumin continuously, circling round and round, his brain automatically adding suitable reasons for himself.
"There’s only one futon. If she sleeps without a cover, she may catch a cold. What if it gets worse and turns into pneumonia?"
At this mont, the mother hiding outside the door was listening silently to the movent inside.
Inside, Kazuma was still conflicted, because if he made a move on the sleeping gumin, he would definitely be slandered by Aqua and the others as a brute, scum, or sothing similar.
"I am a gentleman, absolutely not that kind of scumbag." Kazuma stopped his circling, squatted down, and continued to think: "But the current situation is permitted by her parents. Even if gumin takes to court, I can win, right?"
"No, no, can I win? Damn it! I should have studied law seriously back then. If I had known..."
Thinking and thinking, Kazuma suddenly realized his thoughts had gone a bit astray: "No! That’s not it."
Then Kazuma started brainstorming while circling the sleeping gumin again. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Kazuma, with the bizarre brain circuits, is giving you a chance, but you’re useless. Why are you cowering again at the critical mont... This reasoning is getting more and more twisted."
"Good lord, you went from a cold all the way to the law. Just how conflicted are you to stray that far off!"
This circling behavior, those who don’t know might think he’s performing so kind of ritual... Where is the courage you usually have to peek under skirts while gumin is asleep!
Everyone outside the video finally figured it out. Kazuma, this guy, has the lust but not the guts, and is just looking for a reasonable excuse for himself.
.....
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"Even facing the accusations of being a brute from Aqua and the others, is there a need to refute it... Aren’t you exactly that!"
Da Vinci just couldn’t understand what he was struggling with.
Dr. Roman’s mouth twitched slightly:
"Since he’s so conflicted, he might as well stay up all night reading law books."
Good heavens, trying to think of a legitimate reason led him to a lawsuit with gumin. This deviation is too ridiculous. Kazuma always becos very upright in these strange places.
And if I’m not seeing things, Auntie, you’re actually eavesdropping outside the door? Incredible, this mother is serious.
.....
[ "Let’s analyze calmly first. How can I think when it’s this cold? Let crawl into the futon to recover a bit."
Kazuma stopped circling, tiptoed into the futon, lay down beside gumin, and closed his eyes to sleep.
Then he suddenly woke up with a start: "No! What a clever trap. I actually slept on gumin’s pillow without realizing it."
"Should I panic and jump out of the futon? But gumin will definitely open her eyes at just the right mont! Then whatever I say will be my fault."
"This is just like a molester false accusation case. Since doing nothing will only lead to that result... then I might as well make the cri a reality."
Just as Kazuma intended to take action, gumin indeed woke up just as he expected. Kazuma greeted her without changing his expression: "Good morning!"
gumin seed dazed from sleep, still a bit groggy: "Oh, good morning... Uh, how long did I sleep?"
"About 8 hours."
Then gumin, suddenly realizing the situation was wrong, looked at the ceiling: "So, why am I sleeping together with Kazuma?"
gumin threw off the blanket and jumped out, reaching out to touch her body as if confirming whether anything had been done to her.
"Hey, do I look like the kind of person who would make a move?"
Then, after Kazuma explained the reason, he threw open the blanket and slapped the spot beside him: "That’s how it is. It’s cold outside, co here quickly! It’s fine, I won’t do anything."
Seeing this, gumin said sowhat shyly: "...Will you really not do anything to ?"
Looking at gumin like this, Kazuma unhesitatingly overturned his previous statent, threw off the blanket to reveal his striped underwear: "Idiot, a lone man and woman naturally have to do sothing!"
gumin, who was prepared, rushed straight out the window: "Idiot, I knew it would be like this! I’m sleeping at Yunyun’s house tonight!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"’What a clever trap’... Hahaha, the conclusion reached after thinking for half a day is too brilliant. What a terrifying sche!"
"Laughing my head off. Instead of being misunderstood for doing nothing, might as well confirm the cri. As expected of you, the logic genius master!"
Everyone outside the video laughed the whole ti, never stopping. Especially saying ’Good morning’ under such a big, bright moon, does he want to kill them with laughter?
Everyone who watched the whole process understood one thing: He finally convinced himself! It just took a bit too long...
.....
〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
"Damn it, this isn’t the scene I wanted to see!"
Akihisa appeared extrely unwilling, pounding the ground with imnse regret.
Kazuma! Can you stop thinking so much at the critical mont? You missed a great opportunity.
Muttsurini had already collapsed to the side with lifeless eyes, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams. Even the hand holding the cara fell weakly.
Hideyoshi retorted speechlessly:
"Akihisa-yo, what scene did you want to see... Even if there was one, it wouldn’t be broadcast."
Hearing this, Akihisa also collapsed instantly, his words full of annoyance:
"How could this be!"
Yuuji, who finally regained his vision, looked at the screen:
"Kazuma even took off his pants, that was really fast... Ahh, my eyes, my eyes!"
Before he could finish speaking, his vision was stolen again by the expressionless Shouko, because this was also sothing Yuuji couldn’t watch.
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"’Do I look like the kind of person who would make a move...’"
Hearing Kazuma’s words, everyone present nodded in tacit agreent. Isn’t that a given?!
gumin just woke up at the right ti. If it were a bit later, sothing might have really happened. By the way... does this count as attempted, or discontinued cri?
Emiya Shirou also couldn’t hold back and laughed out loud imdiately:
"Caught by gumin’s sting operation, he revealed his true colors instantly."
Good grief, he got baited so hard. Kazuma even took off his pants, but unexpectedly, it was all within gumin’s expectations.
"Sure enough, you can’t play by common sense. How can these two be so calm?"
Tohsaka Rin reached out and covered her face. Are they playing a ga of ’whoever panics first loses’?
She shouldn’t have held any illusions about romantic plot developnt for this video; there are always unexpected turns.
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