〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
Looking at the serious Aqua in the image, Ishtar’s expression beca unnatural:
"A goddess with unnaturally swollen breasts? She even managed to sneak in private goods in this situation."
The words were good, and it seed Aqua was quite good at her job as a goddess... But why, at a ti like this, did she still not forget to ntion Eris’s chest?!
Eris was clearly her junior, yet she still poked fun at her dark history even when she had to ask for help. How despicable are you?
rlin ignored Ishtar, who was complaining on the side, and instead, with curious eyes, looked at the glowing magic circle:
"This is the first ti I’ve seen Goddess Aqua take sothing so seriously..."
Although he had once suspected whether this was a fake Aqua. Suddenly becoming serious made him a little unaccustod, after all, the real Aqua would never look so holy!
But... surprisingly, Aqua at this ti truly deserved the title of goddess. Although usually silly, she was indeed quite excellent in terms of work ability.
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[ After Khiel was purified, the two took the treasures he left behind and prepared to leave. It was then that Kazuma suddenly rembered sothing.
"That person said he felt a powerful divine force, so he woke up, right... The reason we encountered so many undead in this dungeon isn’t that you’re nearby, is it?"
Aqua trembled for a mont, froze in place, and her voice beca smaller and smaller: "Th-this kind of thing... probably not?"
Hearing such an ambiguous answer, Kazuma rembered that the undead brought by the headless knight before also particularly loved to gather around Aqua.
So he silently, little by little, distanced himself from Aqua. Aqua broke out in a cold sweat: "Hey... Kazuma, why are you so far away? Shouldn’t we get closer?"
Seeing Kazuma getting further and further away, Aqua quickly rushed forward and grabbed him, starting to wail: "Don’t even think about leaving alone in this place, please, don’t abandon !"
Just as Aqua was making a ruckus, the roar of so creature echoed from afar in the darkness. Kazuma imdiately used his perception skill to confirm, finding that hordes of monsters were surging towards them.
"Lurk..." Without any hesitation, Kazuma pressed himself against the wall and rged into the darkness.
Aqua looked at the empty corridor, crying and constantly apologizing: "Wait... Kazuma, no way, don’t joke around! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it’s all my fault."
"Use the Lurk skill on too, Kazuma-sama! ...Ah—!!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, she’s panicking, she’s panicking! It’s clear Aqua also realized the key point! Sure enough, all the undead monsters were attracted by her."
"Serious for less than three seconds, it’s really hard to connect this crying Aqua with the incredibly divine Aqua from just now."
Alas... everyone felt a herd of alpacas running in their hearts, sighing involuntarily. The sad atmosphere from just now was instantly ruined. This is truly the real Aqua!
Why does a goddess like you co with a taunt and monster-attracting passive skill?! This taunt is maxed out just like your Party Trick skill, isn’t it?
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〜JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable Worldline〜
"As expected of the only one with a brain in the team, he can even discover such a crucial problem!"
To be honest, if Kazuma hadn’t ntioned it, Josuke Higashikata would have really thought it was just a coincidence, after all, it’s a dungeon. It’s quite reasonable to have so many monsters!
But he never expected Aqua to be a cleric with a maxed-out taunt skill! No wonder her combat power was off the charts today; it was all because she attracted them.
"NIGERUN DAYO...!"
Old Man Joseph said Kazuma had learned the essence. If things go wrong, just run! Without a trace of hesitation.
Seeing Aqua like this, he felt relieved. The familiar art style was back, and screwing over teammates was already a common occurrence for their team.
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[ Soon after, the two erged from the dungeon. Seeing Aqua crying on the ground, gumin was speechless.
Back at the guild, thanks to the treasures Khiel provided, the group enjoyed a delicious feast! And this ti, they were able to get so many treasures, all thanks to the big sister at the front desk.
To thank Kazuma, he naturally had to buy her a drink, but Dust’s ears were too sharp. Hearing about the treat, he imdiately announced that Kazuma would be paying for everything today.
Although Kazuma was helpless, he was also very happy! After all, this was the adventurer’s life he had imagined!
"As expected of Kazuma! So generous at crucial monts."
"It’s truly Big Brother Kazuma... Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!" The adventurers present all cheered, shouting Kazuma’s na.
Then, amidst the cheers of the crowd, they asked Kazuma to perform his famous special move once again.
"You guys are impossible." Kazuma enthusiastically walked to the center, extended his hand forward, and then shouted.
"Steal—!"
Just then, Chris suddenly pushed open the door with a smile and walked in: "I heard Kazuma is treating?"
Accompanied by a strong flash of light, the adventurers looked at the panties that appeared in Kazuma’s hand, enthusiastically cheering for them!
"No—, give back my panties!" Chris’s face instantly turned red, and she cried out in embarrassnt.
Kazuma held up Chris’s panties, waving his arm wildly in a truly perverted manner!
It wasn’t until he was helping the drunken Aqua vomit a rainbow at the back door that Kazuma realized the seriousness of the problem: "What am I doing... I can’t go on like this!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good heavens, when it’s a treat, it’s Big Brother Kazuma, but when sothing goes wrong, they act like they don’t know him. These fair-weather adventurers..."
"The Debt Goddess isn’t just for show. Did she drink away all the treasures again this al? Back to square one."
Looking at this scene, everyone from other worlds couldn’t help but laugh. After all, the perverted Kazuma was just too amazing!
This move has even beco a regular event at the guild hall. Indeed, anyone who can hang out with Kazuma isn’t a normal person!
Then everyone looked at Kazuma with admiration. To be able to wave a girl’s panties in public, in a way, this person is invincible!
This was the first ti they had seen such a perverted hero! Such a person is either incredibly thick-skinned or completely shaless.
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〜Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation World〜
"Oh!!!"
Looking at the perverted Kazuma, Rudy couldn’t help but cheer for him, his eyes revealing two words... "I want to learn."
It’s simply a divine skill, and it even has a special attack bonus against Chris. Using it on Chris is guaranteed to steal panties.
"So goddesses can get drunk too. Encounter a rainbow, eat a rainbow, and then vomit a rainbow... I’ve learned sothing new!"
I never expected a goddess to actually vomit a rainbow after getting drunk. It’s perplexing... But, Big Brother Kazuma, did you forget sothing?
You still have a huge pile of debts to repay. Is it okay to be so carefree? Is the law of getting poorer the more you work acting up again!
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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World!〜
Goddess Eris looked at Kazuma on the screen with a flushed face; even she felt helpless:
"It’s all karma... I should have known not to teach him Steal."
Why does this move always hit ?! It’s like it has a tracking skill, constantly pursuing .
I’m clearly the goddess of luck, so why does this guy always accurately steal my panties... Isn’t this skill determined by luck?
So, when used on , it’s a 100% chance to get panties, huh? You might as well be the god of luck.
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[ The scene changes, Kazuma’s life is still poor, and the Goddess of Wisdom is still full of wisdom. The difference is that today, the perverted knight has finally returned!
Darkness was wearing an expensive Western-style dress, her beautiful,l long hair tied into braids, her alluring figure fully displayed, like a young lady from a noble family!
Looking at Darkness, the group almost didn’t recognize her. In the end, it was her perverted aura that allowed them to identify her.
The group thought of the scene of her being tortured by the lord, and all looked at Darkness with sympathetic eyes.
"First, take a good bath and let your body and mind relax."
"You’ve suffered..."
Kazuma, with tears in his eyes, stepped forward and patted Darkness’s shoulder: "It’s good that you’re back. Go take a hot bath and have a good cry."
Darkness, however, said it wasn’t what they thought. After all, the lord wouldn’t dare bully her; he rely wanted her to et his son for a marriage interview.
Kazuma looked at the portrait in his hand and forcefully tore it in half: "He’s more handso than ... Infuriating!"
Darkness had returned now to ask them to help ruin this marriage interview. Aqua just silently used grains of rice to piece the torn portrait back together. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good heavens, who are you, beautiful? I almost didn’t recognize you in different clothes. You’re clearly a beautiful woman, but why are you a pervert?"
"I have to say, Kazuma’s team’s imagination is always on point. They imdiately thought of that."
Everyone looked at the broken bolt and the few grains of rice remaining on it and imdiately felt a pang of sadness! What a hard life this goddess is living.
Aqua seems to be good at everything except having a low IQ... No one would believe it if you told them that a goddess repairing a torn piece of paper actually chose to use such a primitive thod as rice grains!
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