[ After introducing herself, Yunyun declared that her purpose for this trip was to duel gumin and claim the title of the Crimson Demon Clan’s strongest.
However, gumin had already exhausted her magic for the day, so the two could only decide the victor through hand-to-hand combat!
As soon as they took their fighting stances, the next second, cold sweat broke out on Yunyun’s face: "Um... your body seems wet and shiny. Could that be..."
gumin raised both hands, striking a pose as if she were about to embrace her opponent at any mont: "That’s right, all this sli covering my body is a secretion from a frog."
Hearing gumin say this with a smug expression, Yunyun continuously retreated with a look of disgust, forcing a smile: "This must be a tactic to wear down my fighting spirit and make surrender..."
However, under the sunlight, the sli-covered gumin flashed an incredibly brilliant smile: "Aren’t we friends? Friends should share both joy and sorrow."
Yunyun took off running, and gumin chased right after her. After getting Yunyun covered in sli, Yunyun cried as she left.
And so, Kazuma, with the sli-covered gumin, walked back to the mansion. The latter handed Kazuma the crystal she had won from Yunyun: "This is loot. It should help pay off so debt."
Kazuma sighed heavily as he took the loot. He never expected gumin to be so reliable. He gave gumin a half-hearted complint.
"Compared to that kid just now, gumin is prettier..."
Upon hearing this, gumin imdiately gave Kazuma a hug, getting frog sli all over him. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good grief, I knew it. Whenever they flash those brilliant smiles, they’re up to no good. gumin is such trash."
"Everyone calls Kazuma ’Scumzuma,’ but they don’t realize gumin is just as scummy. She used to just be chuunibyo, but now, after spending so much ti with him, she’s been infected by Kazuma."
Everyone looked at gumin with so disgust. No one else would use frog sli as a weapon... What’s the difference between this and an enchanted mop?
It’s no less effective than a mop covered in excrent. In close combat, she’s inherently invincible. Who can withstand that?! Not everyone can casually run around covered in foul-slling frog sli as if it’s completely normal.
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〜Gintama World〜
Looking at gumin’s sowhat benevolent smile, Gintoki, with his dead fish eyes, said expressionlessly:
"It really fits the setting of an adventure manga, yelling about friendship and bonds before charging in."
Shinpachi’s face darkened upon hearing this:
"What does this have to do with an adventure manga? I’ve seen that ’selling out your friends’ smile countless tis from you two idiots."
This terrible personality, from whom did she learn it? She used to just be a bit chuunibyo, but now it feels like gumin’s moral compass has completely fallen apart.
Kagura was displeased upon hearing this:
"Hey, hey, Shinpachi, what nonsense are you spouting?! We’re the close-knit Yorozuya, we wouldn’t do anything so tasteless."
"..."
Shinpachi fell silent. ’Close-knit’? Are you sure that word applies to the Yorozuya?
Although gumin’s moral compass has completely fallen apart, at least she’s a sensible child, still knowing how to use loot to help pay off debts. In that regard, her other teammates are quite reliable.
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[ The two returned ho, covered in frog sli. Even the adopted kitten, Chomusuke, ran away at the sight of gumin in that state.
"I’m going to take a bath then." Kazuma, feeling sticky and uncomfortable, quickly headed for the bathroom.
gumin suddenly pulled him back from behind: "Have you ever heard of ’ladies first’?"
Kazuma shook off her hand without hesitation and rushed towards the bathroom: "I am a true advocate of gender equality!"
gumin naturally wouldn’t give up so easily. The two began to tug at each other at the bathroom door, constantly trying to persuade the other.
Kazuma even directly stripped off his sli-covered clothes in front of her, wearing only his underwear, which had a hole in it: "I’m absolutely not backing down. If you understand, get out!"
gumin was slightly startled by Kazuma’s actions. She had truly never seen such a shaless person: "This man, he actually stripped!"
Although gumin was a bit timid at the sight, she still defiantly took off her cloak, revealing a triumphant smile as she provoked him: "Then let’s just bathe together!"
Kazuma was unfazed: "Yeah, let’s bathe together."
gumin was dumbfounded upon hearing this. She never expected Kazuma to be so utterly shaless: "At a ti like this, shouldn’t it usually be, ’Idiot... idiot, how could we do such a thing?’ or sothing similar, while being shy and letting go first?"
Kazuma snorted.
"Even if you fall for , I’ll still have other won chasing after ! And if you get jealous and act out with rude violence, I won’t hesitate to fight back. I’m more than capable when it really counts, so keep that in mind." ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"gumin, give up. You can’t win against Kazuma. That man has neither sha nor morals; he’s known as ’Scumzuma’ by adventurers!"
"Hahaha, Kazuma’s underwear even has a hole in it. That’s a bit too realistic, and he’s also the most pathetic hero I’ve ever seen."
"Good grief, Kazuma’s speech must be morized verbatim; he’s a role model for us all! A man who’s a version ahead of his ti."
Everyone looked at Kazuma with respect. Although he seed a bit scummy, they liked that about Kazuma—he wasn’t subservient or overly gentle!
gumin, who do you think is standing in front of you?! This is a Sigma male, Scumzuma, a man who will never fall into a woman’s trap. How can you possibly defeat him?
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Emiya Shirou was stunned by Kazuma’s words:
"Kazuma-san, how can you say such scummy things with such a straight face..."
It seems there’s a reason he’s called Scumzuma. This guy is truly a staunch advocate of gender equality; won gain no advantage over him whatsoever.
If it were him, he probably would have said exactly what gumin expected, then shyly given the bathroom to gumin.
And at this mont, Tohsaka Rin and the other girls looked at Kazuma on the screen with so disgust:
"He actually said those things..."
Your gender equality is too extre! Amazingly, he could utter such scummy words; he truly has no morals left!
〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Calm down, calm down!"
Kazuma sat at a table in the adventurer’s guild, striking the sa pose as Commander Ikari, breathing sowhat rapidly.
He was sweating cold, his lips trembling slightly as if mumbling sothing:
"Damn it! How can I calm down? Saying those words is like directly declaring a life sentence without a wife..."
The gazes of the surrounding adventurers stung his back, and he could even hear their whispers.
"Is this guy really a hero? He doesn’t seem like it; more like a scumbag..."
"As expected of Kazuma, he easily does what we cannot. Admirable."
Hearing these remarks, Kazuma gave up. Let them think what they want; after all, he still had the succubus to soothe his wounded soul.
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[ Seeing such a shaless Kazuma, gumin conceded defeat and had no choice but to leave!
Kazuma continued to taunt from the side: "Oh, you provoke to this extent, yet you don’t have the guts to bathe together? How spineless."
gumin imdiately lost her temper, flinging her cloak at Kazuma’s face: "Calling spineless, that’s quite a boast!"
As she spoke, she kept tugging at the bath towel wrapped around Kazuma’s waist: "IF YOU’RE GOING TO BATHE, THEN BATHE! DON’T BE SO WISHY-WASHY WRAPPED IN A TOWEL, HURRY UP AND WASH!!"
And so, the two entered the bathhouse together. Kazuma looked at gumin in front of him, but thought of Yunyun: "People’s growth varies greatly."
Upon hearing this, gumin imdiately began chanting Explosion Magic. Light continuously gathered in her hands. Fortunately, Kazuma apologized in ti and averted the crisis.
Just then, Kazuma suddenly cald down: "Why am I bathing with gumin?"
If soone saw this, they would surely misunderstand. As luck would have it, Aqua, who had just gone to the guild to collect rewards, returned!
To avoid being called a lolicon by Aqua, Kazuma rushed out and cast Ice Magic at the door: "It’s either my life explodes, or my magic runs out! It’s a showdown."
"Hang in there, my magic!! If Aqua sees this, I’ll get nicknas like ’Lolicon Freak’ or ’Lolicon Kazuma’!"
It wasn’t until he had used up all his magic to freeze the bathroom door that Kazuma finally breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed weakly: "I almost beca a lolicon... I can’t move. Can you help dry myself?"
Hearing himself called a loli by Kazuma, gumin was enraged and clenched her fists, ready to punch Kazuma.
The latter imdiately panicked, forgetting the reason he had just frozen the bathroom door, and began calling for help outside: "Wait... Aqua, Aqua! I’m being bullied by a loli!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good grief, gumin is that bold? She completely turned the tables; if it were another man, they’d probably have two kids already!"
"Even more amazing, gumin almost conjured a nuclear bomb in the bathroom. So she can cast Explosion Magic without a staff after all."
Everyone looked at Kazuma, who was giving his all, with a pained expression. We told you not to get so fired up in such a bizarre situation, you idiot! We didn’t even see you this serious when fighting the Headless Knight!
He just used up all his magic, gambling his life. Does he really need to be this passionate? Anyone who didn’t know would think he was facing so terrifying enemy.
The epic "Battle of the Entrance" drained every ounce of a hero’s strength. But then... You went and froze the door. Did it ever cross your mind how you’d actually get out, genius?
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