"Congratulations to all, from now on you are a glorious prison guard. Go and collect your uniforms."
Le Cheng waved his hand, letting Ya and several other prison guards take them away.
As soon as the others left, i leaned closer to Le Cheng, expressing her concern: "Brother Cheng, this might cause so problems."
"What kind of problems?"
"There are too many qualified newcors this ti, other departnts might be dissatisfied."
"If there are more qualified newcors, shouldn't that show my good performance? Why would other departnts be dissatisfied?"
"Because this will use up resources from other departnts," i explained, "This prison has five main departnts: canteen, security, dical, transportation, and administration. Whenever new recruits co in, resources are supposed to be distributed evenly among these five departnts. In theory, our administration departnt should only get 30%..."
"How co only 30% after all my hard work, administering exams, and grading papers?"
"Getting 30% is already good. If there are attractive female newcors, we even have to send so to the Prison Director. If the canteen and dical departnts are short on supplies, we might not even get the 30%. But now you've allocated all these 34 new prison guards under the administration departnt, if the other departnts get upset..."
"So, you an they'll co looking for trouble with ?"
"Yes."
"That's actually great news!"
"..."
"Don't worry, if the sky falls, our departnt head will handle it."
Would Le Cheng be afraid of other departnts giving him trouble? Of course not.
In Mysterious Prison, the security, transportation, and administration departnts are part of the Martial Arts Faction. Due to the different responsibilities, it's hard for Le Cheng to et leaders from the other two departnts. The head of the dical departnt is a research fanatic, and the Prison Director rarely shows up, aning, even though he is now a Prison Guard, the prison's higher-ups he could co in contact with are limited to the administration head and canteen chefs.
If other departnts co looking for trouble, it's a perfect opportunity to test their ttle.
"Damn it, where's our stuff!"
Just as they finished speaking, a roar ca from not far away. Le Cheng looked up and saw a "person" with eight arms, leading several prison guards coming furiously towards them.
"That's Claw Ghost, from the dical departnt."
i whispered in Le Cheng's ear before retreating backwards, lowering her head, not daring to look directly at Claw Ghost.
"Are you the examiner for this batch?" Claw Ghost approached Le Cheng, staring fiercely.
"Yes, what about it?" Le Cheng calmly t his gaze.
"Where's the dical departnt's share? Why haven't I seen any eliminated newcors?"
"Because they all passed. Naturally, there are none eliminated. I'm having them go change."
"How is that possible, every batch always has at least half the newcors eliminated!"
"That just shows this batch's high quality."
"..."
Claw Ghost was montarily silenced.
Le Cheng, through his Identification Eye, could see that this guy's body had modifications, perhaps also the reason for his not so sharp mind. After a long silence, Claw Ghost finally spoke, "I don't believe it, your administration must have cheated. Let see the exam papers."
Le Cheng raised an eyebrow, "What, doubting our departnt head?"
"Uh—" Claw Ghost instinctively backed off by two steps, obviously wary of the administration's head, but despite feeling nervous, he still shouted loudly, "Don't use your departnt head to pressure , our head is not easy to ss with either. If you don't hand over the goods today, once our head cos looking, not even that woman will be able to protect you!"
Honestly, Le Cheng was curious to see if the two departnt heads would actually clash if he didn't deliver, but on second thought, the likelihood seed low; probably they would just pick a few newcors to send over.
With that in mind, Le Cheng suddenly had a thought.
"Do you want them alive or dead?"
"Either alive or dead works, as long as the bodies are intact."
"That's easy, just wait here." Then, Le Cheng pulled i aside and quietly asked, "Is Green Ghost's body still there?"
i was startled, "Huh? I already threw him into the manure pit."
"How could you do that, he was your husband after all... forget it, I'll find so people to fish out his corpse later, consider it recycling waste."
i understood, hesitating a bit, "You want to hand him over to the dical departnt? But... wouldn't he stink by now?"
"No worries, just wash him off and he will still be usable."
A few minutes later, Le Cheng dragged back a naked headless corpse, tossing it to Claw Ghost like throwing out the trash, "Here, the goods you asked for, still quite fresh."
Does it sll like shit?
Claw Ghost blinked his big eyes and suddenly roared, "What about being complete? Where's the head?"
"You just said you wanted a complete body, you never ntioned needing a head." Le Cheng shrugged, displaying a bit of impatience, "Fine, I'll go find a head for you. Your dical departnt is so troubleso."
He turned again to i for help, "i, got any suitable heads?"
"Huh?" i was still traumatized by the corpse fishing from the manure pit and hadn't caught up with Le Cheng's train of thought yet, but just at this mont, she saw a familiar figure approaching and her eyes lit up.
The figure wore a dark black uniform, his skin dark red, strolling leisurely.
Pointing at the man, i said, "That's Red Ghost, friend of Green Ghost, they often abuse prison guards together."
As she spoke, Red Ghost also looked their way, his gaze upon spotting i clearly filled with desire, his expression becoming cheery, and even quickening his pace.
"i, where's your husband?"
i, disgusted, turned her head away and imdiately hid behind Le Cheng.
Only then did Red Ghost notice Le Cheng, especially when he saw "Green Ghost" written on the ghost card on Le Cheng's uniform, he instinctively hesitated, "Who are you? Why are you wearing Green Ghost's clothes?"
"Green Ghost? He's dead." Le Cheng smiled, eyeing his head, a perfect specin.
"What? Green Ghost is dead?"
At hearing this, Red Ghost showed no trace of sadness but instead a flicker of joy.
The reason he befriended Green Ghost was due to Green Ghost having a beautiful wife, which he greatly envied. Befriending Green Ghost was ant to get closer to i, but with Green Ghost now dead and i without any backing, wasn't this a chance for him?
But the next mont, seeing i hiding behind Le Cheng, he broke out in a cold sweat.
Hold on!
These two are so close, and he killed Green Ghost...
"Sorry, I might have co at a bad ti."
"No, you ca at just the right ti... hey, buddy, don't run away. I just need a good head... there he goes!"
Gotta say, Red Ghost was quick on the uptake, sensing the danger the mont he realized Le Cheng might have killed Green Ghost over i. Sticking around i then was a sure path to doom.
But as fast as he ran, he couldn't escape Le Cheng's clutches.
"Buddy, just borrowing your head... not returning it."
As he spoke, Le Cheng crept up behind Red Ghost, his sharp fingers piercing the dark-red skin, blood spraying as he plucked the head off like picking a peach. Then, flipping around, one hand holding the head and the other pulling the torso, he retraced his steps.
"You... you..."
Claw Ghost, witnessing Le Cheng's fluid movents, was shocked, stepping back involuntarily, his eyelids twitching.
"What you what, here, the head you wanted, and the body too, it's a buy one get one free, can't say you didn't strike it rich." Le Cheng casually tossed it out, and Red Ghost's uniform was swiftly peeled off and given to i.
Claw Ghost, still holding Green Ghost's body and having eight hands, reflexively caught the head and body tossed by Le Cheng, then stared dumbfounded at him, "Are you really not a follower of Khorne?"
"What nonsense."
Le Cheng stretched out a hand, pulling i close into his embrace, the other hand resting on her chest, activating Sexy Party mode.
"Do I look anything like a follower of Khorne? I'm a Slaanesh believer through and through!"
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