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"Azzy Poo!"
A feminine voice interrupted Azmodeus's thoughts as a very familiar figure ca rushing through the entrance of the cave abode.
*Piang!*
A hopscotch and a jump later, a dragon woman now sat on the lap of a man just trying to cultivate.
"Nao Long…"
Azmodeus felt like he was saying that na a lot as of late. But it was undeniable that she was typically the one to barge in uninvited.
Even if he told her not to disturb him while he was cultivating, she would simply punch him in the arm before sitting her rump right where she wanted it to be.
Sigh…
Azmodeus heaved a tired sigh before listening to the dragon woman go on about how she loved her new dragon form and also how much she wanted to kill so more people.
It looks like her body has fully developed upon adapting to the aura of the Starry Expanse, as even her assets have grown appropriately.
Upon taking a montary glance at her mounds of pudding, he wondered just how much larger they could beco.
If Azmodeus were to put it into words, then it was almost like he was watching living beings grow up from large babies to large adults. Or rather, from moderately-sized pudding cups to the whole damn pudding fountain!
Furthermore, that wasn't the only thing developing on the silly dragon, as her buttocks were also on the rise. And then there were her hips… and thighs…
This woman is definitely evolving… But I wonder if she can go on for Infinity…-
"Hey, Az, Az! I want to go out with Yang Hua and Li Na to kill so vermin in the Roofer System. But before I go, I was wondering if you would like to try sothing I made especially for you!?"
"No, I can't… Why don't you go ahead and go-?"
"You said you want to eat absolutely everything that I made for you!? You should've just said so sooner, you big dummy!" Nao Long ignored his voice and took out a container with a pink heart on the top of it.
It looks like it shouldn't be poison-
His thoughts were once again swished away with the opening of the heart container, as a sight beyond words was presented before him.
"...What is this…?" He asked with twitching brows.
"It's food! Look, I made these tentacles and eyeballs swish around in the shape of a heart just for you!" Nao Long responded with a bubbly voice while pointing at the green, soupy monstrosity that she conjured up from the pits of hell.
"Are you absolutely positive that this is edible…?" Azmodeus inquired one last ti, just to be sure.
"Yeppers. This is the most delicious and tasty thing in the world. Trust !" Nao Long looked up at him with an expectant gaze while squishing her breasts against his chest.
On the other hand, Azmodeus looked as if he were just offered whether he wanted his head cut off or his balls ripped apart.
I can't possibly allow this hodgepodge to go down my throat…
What he was looking at was sothing beyond words, as there had never been anything more disturbing in the history of mankind.
The container itself was just a guise—a guise ant to conceal the aberration that lay underneath.
The aberration in question was a dark green and black color, clearly so form of soup. But there was just no way that all those tentacles, barnacles, and random assortnt of eyeballs were actually edible…
There was even a disgusting black smoke leaking out the top of the 'soup' as it visibly lted so of the eyeballs inside the hodgepodge.
Yep… Not eating that…
No matter what, there was absolutely no way he would eat whatever this insane woman had conjured up!
Nope, nope, nope-!
"Here, have so nom noms!" Nao Long shoved a spoonful of the devils conjuring into his mouth. While wagging her tail, she awaited the positive feedback from the big dummy.
"..."
Azmodeus felt the tentacles slither down his throat, as the nasty sensations would definitely be the worst part of the dish if not for the taste…
Nothing… There has never been anything more disgusting…
He felt like 10 pounds of hot, steamy donkey sh*t would be easier on the way down….
He never felt like throwing up more than in that mont, but his high-level cultivation would just not allow it.
And when the absolute curse to existence finally found itself in the pit of his stomach, he could vividly feel the soup try to dissolve his internal organs…
Was this actually so form of assassination attempt…?
Azmodeus turned his slightly grimaced face down toward the puppy-dog-like woman, as he knew there was not much going on inside her head, let alone a potential assassination.
"Hey, Nao Long…"
"Yeppsies!? Are you going to tell how fricking delicious my scrumptious dish was!? No, don't tell … Are you going to wife up right here and now!? Well, if you insist-!"
"I think you should be barred from entering any form of kitchen. Furthermore, you should not be allowed near any type of food…"
Azmodeus went on to speak about all the things that she should no longer be within 10 miles of, as this long monologue ultimately ended up with him being hit in the arm… repeatedly…
Nao Long had puffed-out cheeks for quite a few days after this occasion, but like a turtle with short-term mory loss, she forgot about it all and went back to 'wooing' Azmodeus.
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Ti continued to pass like usual inside the Crimson Dinsion as Azmodeus and the girls found new farming spots outside of the Supernova's blast radius.
120 years later.
After such a long ti having forever disappeared from the Starry Expanse, Azmodeus managed to progress his cultivation quite a bit into the Early Dwarf Star Transformation Realm!
Furthermore, he was able to increase his professions past the Solar Dynasty Realm, advancing straight into the Nebula Veil Realm!
This not only allowed him to concoct pills of the Nebula Veil Rank, but it also made it so that he could make further refinents to Sanguinary and Excalibur!
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