...…
After darting through the forest at lightning-fast speeds for several minutes, the two speed fakers finally made it to the area just outside the safehouse.
In the distance, they could see building-sized monsters swarm out of the rift in droves, each carrying human cultivators on their backs, their cultivation levels varying widely.
Regardless of the absolute pandemonium unfolding in the center of Riversea City, Lucifer and his 'loyal' maid found themselves atop a hill overlooking the chaos.
"Oh, Luci… If only we could share a passionate kiss in the heat of the mont… Isn't this utterly thrilling?? Running away from a horde of dangerous beasts, reveling in the rush of adrenaline! Why don't we just lose ourselves in the mont and-"
"Hey, Lu Lu! Do you see that over there!?" Lucifer interrupted, pointing his right hand to the light orange horizon, directing her gaze just behind them.
"Umu?" Lu Lu Umued as she turned around to look…
"!?!?"
Push!
The last thing Lu Lu saw was Lucifer's smiling expression before plumting to the ground from a height of thousands of ters in the sky!
"What the fuck!?" she cried out in a not-so-cute voice, struggling to move her arms and cast a spell to slow her descent.
But that was when she realized that her arms and legs had been tied together with a Low-Mortal Rank Cultivation Sealing Rope—a tool that would normally cost a fortune for a Core Formation Realm Cultivator, and yet it had sohow been tied around her body!
"Lucifer!! You fucking bastard!! I knew I should've killed you with that poison when I had the chance!!!" Lu Lu scread at the top of her lungs, her face contorting into an expression far from a beautiful maiden.
That was when sothing completely mind-boggling happened…
GAZORP!
The once cute and petite female maid transford into a…
Man!
And not even a handso, refined man like Lucifer, but a butt-ugly, corpulent pile of lard!
"Holy shit! That bitch was not a bitch after all! I can't believe I let her get so close to … I think I'm going to barf…"
The smile on Lucifer's face had long since disappeared and been replaced with a disgusted look, treating this entire situation as a puke-inducing one.
Speaking of puke…
"I think I'm about to start puking rainbows from all this shit…" Lucifer muttered, clutching his mouth as he listened to the final screams of the secret Late Foundation Establishnt Realm Evil Cultivator.
"I swear I'll kill you!!! You fucking bastard!!!"
"This— uwaaakkk… T-This guy really can't think of anything else to say…? What a terrible villain-"
Lucifer tried his best to get out so dope-ass protagonist lines, but everything just ca out as muffled words as he cupped his mouth.
BAM!
It wasn't until he heard the sound of sothing hard hitting the ground that Lucifer finally swallowed the puke and walked over to the edge.
"..."
He looked down and saw a large, bloody, mushy puddle of ss.
He really didn't want to go down and sift through the fatso crossdresser's mories, but now it looked like he had no choice. So with a steeled stomach, Lucifer descended the hill at a quick pace and approached the pile of flesh.
It wasn't the site itself that elicited such a disgusted and dettered reaction from him. It was the fact that this pile of flesh had once been a man—a man who had rubbed himself all up on… him..-
Blergh!
Lucifer threw up yesterday's lunch, consud by a deep-seated hatred for everything around him. But for power…
"Just a man… albeit a man that had his invisible schlong disgustingly close to mine, I can't back down here… I must search through his mories… just a search… it's just a search…"
He repeated those words while he moved closer to the pile of flesh, reaching out to touch a protruding rib.
BLING!
A bright light flashed as Lucifer activated a simplified version of a mory-reading technique he had learned from his past life. This technique, though intended for those in the Body Refinent Realm, could be used as long as one's cultivation was sufficient enough, allowing Lucifer to utilize it.
After scanning through the mories of the grotesque pig, Lucifer eventually found what he was looking for. After he had acquired the needed information, he imdiately threw down a Fire Elental Spell without any hesitation, incinerating absolutely every last aspect of the being to the ground!
"Burn in hell, hell-spawn!" Lucifer declared, transforming into the most fearso Pyromancer the Great Mormonga Forest had ever known.
Only after everything within a ten-mile radius was turned to ash did Lucifer cease his frenzied dance with the flas.
"..."
After the flas subsided, he observed the scorched landscape and realized that the Devilduke safehouse may or may not have been obliterated in his little "accident."
BLING!
[Ding! You have killed a secret operative of the Shadow Slave Organization. This operative was in the Late Foundation Establishnt Realm, so an appropriate amount of Clone Essence will be rewarded.]
[Ding! You have obtained 800 Quadrillion Clone Essence!]
[Ding! You have killed tens of thousands of Cultivators ranging from the Middle Body Refinent Realm Stages to the Early Foundation Establishnt Realm.]
[Ding! Since you are a Clone, what you kill will also allot Clone Essence-]
"Bitch, who the fuck are you calling a clone!? You're the fucking clone! I bet I can walk down the street and find 100 bitches that look exactly like your rectangle-headed, brightly shining, robotic ass!"
Lucifer was, to say the least, more than a little infuriated by the neutral remark from the Infinite Clone System. But his anger and worries quickly faded away as the rest of the system notifications appeared.
BLING!
[Ding! You have killed hundreds of thousands of Spiritual Beasts, ranging from the Early Qi Condensation Realm to the Middle Foundation Establishnt Realm!]
[Ding! You have obtained 220 Quadrillion Evolution Essence from all of these various kills!]
"Need not say anymore, my dear system. You know that all I said before was just playing hard to get…"
Lucifer's tone switched in the blink of an eye, his gaze filled with imnse greed as he reached out to grab the floating screens, it was practically possible to see dollar signs dancing within his eyes.
He was the one to forgive and forget!
He was just magnanimous like that!
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