[Senju Tobirama: Why do I get the feeling Minato actually enjoys getting smacked around by Kushina?]
[Hyuga Hizashi: You know... I've had the sa thought for a while now.]
[Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing it intentionally just so he can get spanked.]
[Yuhi Shinku: Now that you ntion it, he does sound kinda excited every ti she beats him up...]
[Uchiha Shisui: Wait... does Uncle Minato have so kind of weird fetish?]
[Uchiha Madara: Tch. And here I thought he was the only normal one in the damn village... turns out he's just as weird as the rest of you.]
[Makoto Ito: Tsk, tsk. You single grandpas and uncles wouldn't understand! It's just a little fun between the two of them! You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?]
[Yuhi Shinku: Oi, hold on! I'm not single! I have a wife! Where do you think my daughter ca from?!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: Sa here. I have a wife and a son]
[Senju Tobirama: I... uh...]
[Makoto Ito: Grandpa Tobirama, no need to explain! We get it! You have a wife too! No need to be shy!]
[Senju Tobirama: The hell are you talking about?! I was just about to say I'm actually single]
[Makoto Ito: No, no. Have you forgotten about Izuna? Take a look at his nickna.]
[Uchiha Izuna: ...Hah? What does this have to do with ?!]
A second later, everyone turned their attention to Izuna's nickna.
[Tobirama's Little Wife]
Seeing the perfect opportunity to ss with his rival, Tobirama smirked.
[Senju Tobirama: Ugh... Damn it, my head is killing . I think I drank too much last night...]
[Uchiha Izuna: And? What the hell is that supposed to an, Tobirama? Do you want to make you so hangover soup or sothing?]
[Makoto Ito: ???]
[Hyuga Hizashi: ?????]
[Yuhi Shinku: ??????]
[Uchiha Shisui: ?????????]
[Hatake Sakumo: ...Why do they sound exactly like a couple? Every ti I drank too much, my wife would make hangover soup, too...]
[Uzumaki Kushina: Sa here! I used to make hangover soup for Minato whenever he overdid it.]
[Uchiha Mikoto: too!]
[Uzumaki Mito: Sigh... Unfortunately, Hashirama doesn't drink much, so I never got the chance to put my cooking skills to use.]
[Senju Hashirama: Madara, why didn't you ever make hangover soup?!]
[Uzumaki Mito: ....Hashirama. WHAT. THE. HELL?! Why are you asking a man to make you soup when your wife is literally right here?!]
[Uchiha Madara: HASHIRAMA, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!]
[Makoto Ito: Hahahaha! Honestly, I'd pay to see Grandpa Madara cooking. Just imagine it!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: 1]
[Hatake Sakumo: 2]
[Namikaze Minato: Ooooh, I'm really looking forward to it! Just wondering.... will Madara's cooking skills cause Lord First pain? Even so, MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN HIS!]
[Might Duy: THIS IS THE POWER OF YOUTH!]
[Namikaze Minato: Duy, MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS!]
[Might Duy: YOUTH!]
[Namikaze Minato: PAIN!]
[Might Duy: YOUTH!!!]
[Namikaze Minato: PAIN!!!]
[Uchiha Madara: Are these fucking idiots serious?! Why are they always ranting about Pain and Youth?! I thought Might Duy was weird enough, but now Minato is rivaling him?!]
[Uchiha Izuna: No one from the Leaf Village is normal! Fortunately, I died before it was even established.]
[Senju Tobirama: Pathetic. Are you seriously bragging about the fact that you died before Konoha was even founded?]
[Uchiha Izuna: SHUT UP, TOBIRAMA!!!]
[Senju Tobirama: Fuck off, you damn Uchiha!]
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Back in the real world, Makoto was in the middle of beating the crap out of Zabuza while ridiculous ssages kept popping up in the chat.
Finally, He couldn't help it and he burst out laughing.
The conversation was getting weirder and way funnier by the second.
Zabuza, on the other hand, was pissed after seeing his actions. Veins popped on his forehead as he gritted his teeth. 'This damn brat... is he seriously laughing at ?!'
He was already getting pushed back, and now Makoto was smiling as if this entire fight was so kind of joke.
'Does he think I'm weak?! Is that why he's laughing?!'
Zabuza wanted to get back at Makoto, but there was nothing he could do.
Every ti he tried to counter, Makoto would shut him down, forcing him to retreat again and again.
Before he realized it, he had been chased deep into the forest, away from Kakashi and the others.
And that's when Makoto's grin disappeared.
Without wasting another second, he slamd his hands together.
"MULTIPLE SHADOW CLONE TECHNIQUE!!!"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
A split second later, hundreds of Makoto's clones filled the forest, completely surrounding Zabuza.
Zabuza's eyes widened after upon seeing this scene. 'Shit!'
Before he could even react,Makoto's real body was already behind him.
"RASENGAN!!!"
The second he heard the shout, every nerve in Zabuza's body scread at him to move but it was too late.
He barely had ti to turn and a massive swirling sphere of chakra slamd straight into his chest.
Zabuza was blasted away, his body crashing through the air like a ragdoll.
But before he could even process what happened, Makoto appeared right beside him, using the Body Flicker Technique, gripping him by the neck.
Just then, Zabuza saw Makoto's eyes turning red. At first, they were just Three Tomoe Sharingan, spinning wildly and in the next mont, they shifted into a six-pointed star.
Zabuza's mind went blank. 'Sharingan?!'
'Wait... didn't the entire Uchiha Clan get massacred?! How the hell does this brat have Sharingan?'
Zabuza already knew that Kakashi possessed a Sharingan.
That much was common knowledge.
And after seeing the Uchiha crest on the back of Sasuke's shirt, he had assud the kid was just a survivor. But now, even Makoto had the Sharingan.
'What the hell is going on here?!'
Before he could think any further, Makoto's gaze sharpened and he didn't waste his ti explaining. 'Kotoamatsukami.'
Zabuza's body froze. His vision blurred as a strange sensation flooded his mind.
A mont later, his will was rewritten and now, there was only one command burned into his soul.
It was to obey Makoto's orders.
After a while, Makoto released his grip on Zabuza's neck.
The mont he let go, Zabuza's body went flying, crashing through tree after tree before finally slamming into the base of a massive trunk.
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Sparky's Note: Seriously, how are we still hitting 300 power stones a day? 😂🙏
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