"I think we have much more important things to do than you giving my decade-long husband a shovel talk." Tsunade dryly deadpanned.
Inwardly though, she really wanted to deflect that particular topic. Having her grandfather and granduncle trying to intimidate Rei would be extrely embarrassing for her. It had to be avoided at all costs since it would give her sister-wives ammunition to laugh at her for months.
Speaking off which...
'I don't think neither of these two would appreciate the fact I am not Rei's only wife. I can already imagine grandfather being his hasty self and trying to beat so manners into Rei for being a womanizer while granduncle tries to stare him to death.' Tsunade sweatdropped and her determination to delay their eting with Rei, preferably until... never, increased.
"She is right, Hashirama." Tobirama, bless his heart, decided to switch back into his serious self.
They were both extrely gifted sensors with loads of experience so there was no way the war raging in the middle of Konoha could escape their senses.
In fact, Tsunade noticed Tobirama's fingers slightly twitch while he joked around with Hashirama. He no doubt wanted nothing more than to go and defend the village. The only reason why he was still here was probably the hold Orochimaru's Edo Tensei had over him and his experience.
As an experienced ninja, he knew that leaping blindly into a fight was just asking for trouble. Tobirama hoped Tsunade would provide more information on what was going on. That's why he steered the topic back to the ongoing invasion.
Hearing him, Hashirama's face sank for a mont. His lifelong wish to prevent war by creating a village failed. This situation was the biggest proof of that.
It lasted only for a second though and before Tsunade could even blink, Hashirama's face hardened. Drear, he might have been but he was first and foremost a ninja. And no matter how childishly he acted at tis, nobody gets called God of Shinobi by being kind to people. Especially not his enemies.
Seeing her ancestors being completely serious, Tsunade nodded in satisfaction before she started speaking, "Konoha was just invaded by Orochimaru's-"
"Wait! That pale skin and yellow eyes... Isn't that Orochimaru?" Hashirama interrupted, faintly rembering small, four-year-old Tsunade complaining about a genius in her class once or twice before he died, "Tsuna-chan, what is your first crush doing, invading Konoha?" He asked with genuine concern and curiosity shining in his eyes.
Tsunade groaned and facepald as Tobirama chuckled. He too could rember how annoyed little Tsunade was that she was not first on this or that academy test.
"He was NOT my crush!" Tsunade exclaid, her embarrassnt showing on her slightly pink cheeks as she glared at him.
Hashirama grinned at her reaction but refrained from teasing her further. Her glare reminded him far too much of Mito and that was one woman even the God of Shinobi did not want to piss off.
It really ward his dead heart to see his granddaughter all grown up like this.
"Are you sure? I distinctly rember-" Tobirama didn't have the natural filter only n married to an Uzumaki woman acquired and so he decided to go for a slight tease at Tsunade's expense.
He didn't get far as before he could finish that sentence, Tsunade's fist impacted the center of his face at speeds even he could not see and his entire upper torso was blasted to smithereens.
"Yes! I am quite sure!" Tsunade irritably exclaid and Hashirama winced. Yes, this was exactly the brutality of an 'Uzumaki' woman. He would know, having Mito as a wife.
Now that he thought about it, he actually pitied Tsunade's husband!
When Tobirama finally reford, Tsunade was not in the mood for more jokes so she started explaining the situation.
"The invasion is not as bad as it might seem on the first look. In fact, it is rely a training exercise for our troops." Tsunade dismissively said and both Tobirama and Hashirama couldn't help but to gape at that statent.
Enemy ninjas were traversing the streets of Konoha and fighting was going on throughout the village... where exactly did she get the gall to call it just a 'training exercise'!?
'Did the common sense get screwed while I was dead?' Tobirama thought in shock.
'Mito... our granddaughter is not very smart. Sigh. I wonder whose genes spoiled her.' Hashirama wistfully sighed.
Tsunade could see on their faces that they thought sothing rude but considering what she had just told them, she couldn't really bla them. Instead of doing what her impulses were telling her to and punching the hell out of them, she opted to do the patient thing and try to explain more.
"Just... try to sense deeper, especially the chakra signature on each of the civilians. It should clear things up a bit." She said, knowing that at the very least her grandfather was skilled enough sensor to recognize what was going on if he really tried to sense deeper.
Hashirama indeed did as Tsunade asked, and when he noticed what Tsunade was trying to point out, his eyes widened.
"You must have an excellent seal master at your side... to think such incredible shielding seals could be deployed to each civilian. Mito would have been totally dumbfounded, hahaha!" He started to boisterously laugh.
His mood lightened and his worries eased. As sobody who had one of the best seal masters of his ti as his wife, Hashirama could recognize seals just by the feeling of his sensory abilities. He could not perfectly tell what the seal did but various seals had various 'feels' and chakra had its potency.
That's why he could tell these seals on civilians were ant to protect them and what reassured him was the potency of the chakra infused into them.
At least, the civilians in Konoha were totally safe.
Tobirama didn't need an explanation. He was also a good sensor. He might not be on Hashirama's level but with a bit of context due to his brother's previous sentence, he realized what was going on and he found himself giving Tsunade an approving look.
Unlike Hashirama, Tobirama focused more on the readiness of Konoha's forces and he could feel them all not only sporting similar seals, if only a bit weaker, but also moving in a coordinated fashion to counter the enemies.
Konoha was clearly well prepared for this attack.
"My husband is the best seal maker in the world!" Tsunade smugly proclaid, "As you can see, there is no need to worry about Konoha. You can go and help to fend off the invaders later if you want. Now..." She turned towards Tobirama with a sardonic smile, "I am sure you would like to see your student and talk about so of his... exploits."
Tobirama furrowed his eyebrows at her smile, not knowing what it ant but she had a point. Since Konoha's defense was not such a pressing matter, he surmised seeing the young monkey would be a good thing.
"One of which he is currently fighting." Tsunade added with a dose of sarcasm, gesturing at the place where Orochimaru and Sarutobi were exchanging ninjutsu for ninjutsu. The sealing barrier around them was quite strong, to contain their moves without disturbing Tsunade, Hashirama, and Tobirama who stood just a bit away from it.
Tobirama almost face-faulted hearing that. He realized what Tsunade ant... realized he was summoned by Hiruzen's student.
'That would explain how sobody set against Konoha could use Edo Tensei.' Tobirama thought and his eyes grew stormy. 'Hiruzen... just wait till I get my hands on you. I am gonna spank you till your butt cheeks fall off. I didn't entrust you with my worst and best Jutsu for you to let it fall in enemy's hands.'
Tobirama felt imnsely disappointed.
At the sa ti, he was extrely surprised sobody actually managed to 'recreate' it. The version he entrusted to Hiruzen when he was begging him to be taught was incomplete.
Tobirama did teach him but he also knew Hiruzen was too dumb to finish the incomplete version. He always had a knack for nature manipulation but when it ca to more esoteric ways of ninjutsu... like seals, space-ti, and shadow clones... Hiruzen was average at best.
Tobirama felt safe entrusting the unfinished version to him with the instructions to never let anybody see it. If nothing else, he could trust Hiruzen to never show it to anyone until he mastered it himself.
Which was just not gonna happen…
Seeing sobody capable of progressing the incomplete version to this degree was astonishing. Hearing that Hiruzen let a genius capable of doing this out of his sight, allowing him to defect the village, was downright outrageous. And seeing that this genius was not 'taken care of' before he could threaten the village like this was the last drop.
When he let Hiruzen beco the Third Hokage, he expected competency!
Hashirama could see his brother's expression go blank and promptly took a step away from him. He knew his brother and sobody was in for a very rough beating.
Tsunade... just smirked. 'Heh, and he has no idea about all the problems with Konoha during Sarutobi's reign yet. Like... the extinction of the Senju line.' She deviously thought.
There was no way she would let go of this golden opportunity to make Sarutobi's life a bit harsher.
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