Chapter 493: Chapter 496: The older, the spicier_1
So, Gu Ran ca striding over to Yang Gang and Gu Xiaorou with dignity.
"Officer Gu? Are you at the amusent park with your kids too?" Gu Xiaorou asked in surprise.
Gu Ran shook his head: "No. I work here."
Gu Xiaorou was a bit stunned, then she understood, "You’re also a mber of Yang Gang’s weapon trafficking organization?"
Gu Ran nodded.
She gave Yang Gang a look and Yang Gang caught on imdiately. He quickly said, "See, Xiaorou, I didn’t lie to you. Even the police are our mbers. Like you should trust our people."
Gu Xiaorou glanced at Gu Ran, and calmly said, "Trust a cop who smuggles weapons?"
Yang Gang: ..
Gu Ran: ..
Retreat!
Subsequently, they ca up with all sorts of tactics emphasizing goodwill, like "courageously doing what’s right," "hero saving the beauty," and "helping the elderly cross the street," but Gu Xiaorou saw through them all.
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In the ’Love and World Peace’ crisis managent room.
"Brother Feng, we’ve tried our best. That woman is too shrewd, we can’t fool her at all," Ye Lan lazily mumbled, her face down on the table.
"I’ve also run out of ideas," Gu Ran admitted.
"Indeed, it’s really hard to trick Gu Xiaorou. Brother Feng, I think we should just admit defeat."
"Hey, our ’Love and World Peace’ isn’t really disbanding, is it? Isn’t there any way to trick Gu Xiaorou?" Qingjiao was very unwilling.
"Let’s just go with the flow."
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At this mont, Yang Gang and Gu Xiaorou arrived at the crisis managent room.
The door pushed open, everyone inside instantly held their breath, not daring to make a noise.
Gu Xiaorou also got a bit startled, what’s going on?
At this mont, Yang Feng calmly walked over, ca up to Gu Xiaorou, slightly bowing his body and respectfully said, "Welco, your ladyship, for inspecting."
"Lady-ship?" Gu Xiaorou’s face turned bright red, "I...I am not. Yang Gang...he...he has a fiance."
Yang Feng looked earnest, "But in our eyes, you are the only woman deserving to be our ladyship. You are kindest, most magnanimous, and have a motherly character; really the model for all won."
What the heck!
Including Yang Gang, everyone from ’Love and World Peace’ were blindsided.
Everyone knew Yang Feng was good at boot-licking, but no one expected him to be so adept at it. Such cheesy dieval flattery from Yang Feng seed to have no sense of being out-dated at all!
Under the bombardnt of such ’sugar-coated shells’, Gu Xiaorou felt sowhat fluttered.
"I’m not so perfect..." Gu Xiaorou bashfully said.
Yang Feng suddenly pulled out a form from his pocket and handed it to Gu Xiaorou.
"What is this?"
"Employnt application form for ’Love and World Peace’."
Pfft!
Everyone collapsed in shock.
What is Yang Feng trying to do? He wouldn’t be so delusional to think about pulling Gu Xiaorou into the organization, would he?
That’s impossible!
"’Love and World Peace’?" Gu Xiaorou took the form and asked while reading it.
"Uh-huh, that’s the na of our weapons trafficking organization. Too common, huh?" Yang Feng ignored the reaction of the people around him.
"Hehe, a bit," Gu Xiaorou said, the corner of mouth twitched slightly.
Yang Feng sighed: "Our organization consists of so uneducated common folk. We long for a leader that can enlighten and guide us, help us lost sheep move forward on the right path. And you, dear lady, would make a perfect spiritual leader."
"But..." Gu Xiaorou seed sowhat torn.
Yang Feng continued, "My lady, don’t you want to save us lost sheep? Or do you think we’re hopeless and not worth saving? Or are you saying, you don’t want to be our boss?"
Gu Xiaorou scratched her head: "No, that’s not what I ant. Alright, alright, I’ll go along with it."
"Just sign your na here and seal it with a fingerprint. That’s all." Yang Feng pointed at the bottom right corner of the form.
"Oh."
By the ti Gu Xiaorou snapped out from her daze, she’d already beco a new mber of the ’Love and World Peace’ organization.
In the strategy room, everyone’s face was filled with disbelief.
Emma, you can never underestimate the wisdom of veterans. They not only effortlessly resolved a major crisis threatening the very existence of the organization but also casually managed to trick Gu Xiaorou into joining.
Master, please accept your disciple’s kneeled tribute~~
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On the way back, Gu Xiaorou was flustered: "Ah, why am I even here? Instead of dragging you out, why did I get dragged in myself!"
Yang Gang shrugged, laughing: "I’m not quite clear on that either."
"Anyway, we can’t let Sister Miao and the others find out about this!" Gu Xiaorou hurriedly warned.
"Of course."
Yang Gang dropped Gu Xiaorou at her apartnt, then headed back to Yang’s villa himself.
He had explicitly told Yang Fei not to inform anyone about his hospital stay.
Just as he arrived at the villa gate, Yang Fei was driving out.
The young girl seed to have lightly made up. She was already exceptionally stunning to begin with, was wearing makeup even fair?
But what Yang Gang cared about was, where was she going all dolled up?
Upon seeing Yang Gang, Yang Fei was taken aback, then she stopped the car, rolled down the window, stuck out her head, and asked: "Gang, how co you’re out of the hospital now?"
"Of course, I’m here to catch a cheater." Yang Gang replied.
Yang Fei’s face darkened: "Your fiancée isn’t even here, who are you here to catch at your ho?"
"I was just wondering whether you’ve been having an affair."
Yang Fei’s face darkened even more.
Not giving a damn, Yang Gang swaggered over, threw open the passenger door, and sat inside the car. He then asked: "Feifei, where are you off to?"
"A girls’ gathering, your ex-fiancée invited ." Yang Fei replied.
"Tong Xin, eh. I haven’t seen her in a while and miss her a bit. Why don’t you take
along?"
Yang Fei: ..
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"Gang, really now, can’t you change your philandering habits? You have such a beautiful fiancée and you don’t cherish her, instead imitating Wei Xiaobao and fooling around everywhere. Do you think this is ancient tis where one could have multiple wives?" Yang Fei complained while driving.
With his hands crossed and placed behind his head, staring straight ahead, Yang Gang murmured: "Fiancée huh..."
Seeing the bewildered look in Yang Gang’s eyes, Yang Fei was stunned, then she whispered: "Did you two fight?"
"Fighting would be fine, it ans everything’s normal. The problem is, nowadays when we’re together, we spend more ti in silence than talking." Yang Gang replied nonchalantly.
"Hmm, you fell for soone else?"
"I don’t know."
Yang Fei glared at Yang Gang: "Can’t even figure out your own feelings, what a hopelessly slow-witted fool!"
Feeling embarrassed, Yang Gang suddenly rembered sothing and turned to look at Yang Fei: "Feifei, when you saved
yesterday, did you encounter any obstacles?"
A glint flashed in Yang Fei’s eyes, she smiled lightly: "Nope, were you srized by my handso ’Uplift Dragon Fist’?"
"Hmm...what exactly happened yesterday? Chen Quan clearly set up a spatial barrier, why was it ineffective against Yang Fei? Feifei is just a regular human, that’s certain. A regular human is incapable of breaking Chen Quan’s spatial barrier. What exactly..."
Yang Gang just couldn’t figure it out.
"Hmm, maybe Chen Quan disabled it himself?" Unable to solve the mystery, Yang Gang concluded.
The gathering was at an upscale music-thed bar, filled with all sorts of musical instrunts - violins, cellos, zithers, flutes, and even harmonicas.
The most striking thing was the glittering piano situated right in front of the bar.
At a table in the bar, a handso man excitedly said to Tong Xin: "Tong Xin, thanks for helping
invite Yang Fei."
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