Chapter 264: Chapter 267 You are a Big Fool!_1
"Double...double bed, are you kidding !" Young Master Yang was bright green with jealousy. He just couldn’t stand it.
He imdiately dialed Yang Fei’s number.
"What’s up, big brother?" Yang Fei has been a lot more playful around Yang Gang recently.
Young Master Yang looked grave: "Feifei, the enemy is here!"
Yang Fei was stunned, then timidly asked: "Are the Saiyans invading the Earth?"
"Cute Saiyans wouldn’t invade the Earth!" Yang Gang sarcastically responded, then cald down: "Su Xiaoxi, oh, my ex-girlfriend, has arrived."
"She didn’t co all the way to Hangcheng to rekindle your past relationship, did she?" Yang Fei speculated.
A faint twitch appeared on Yang Gang’s lips: "She ca with her lover. And had demanded that I prepare a double bed for them."
After a mont’s pause, he continued: "Hey, Feifei, what do you think about burying so explosives in their room? Or...maybe even a nuclear bomb?"
Yang Fei made a sour face: "Gang, this is ****** behavior!"
"They will probably be here in Hangcheng within 24 hours, Feifei. Let’s et and discuss how to win this war." Yang Gang suggested.
Feifei’s eyes revealed a hint of curiosity: "Gang, are you still not over your ex-girlfriend?"
"Pah! Nonsense! I just...just can’t stand those couples showing off their affection. All those couples in the world showing off their love should be nailed to a cross."
Yang Fei’s face turned even blacker: "I can sense a deep grudge. Okay, where are you? I’ll co right now."
About half an hour later, Yang Gang and Yang Fei t on the grassy slope by the moat in Hangcheng.
"Gang, you seem a bit down. She is your ex whom you broke up with two years ago. Do you really have to be so mopey?" Yang Fei was slightly annoyed.
"Nonsense! I am not mopey at all. A real man can pick up and let go. If I can’t till this field, I’ll just till another one!"
Yang Fei turned darker: "Hey, Gang, is it really okay to use such an indecent taphor in front of your own sister?"
After a pause, Yang Fei laughed: "But you being tsundere is kinda cute."
"Heh~" Yang Gang twitched his mouth.
"Gang, so connections cannot be forced. The more you care about your ex-girlfriend, the worse you’ll lose." Yang Fei looked at Yang Gang as she spoke.
Yang Gang lay on the sloping grassland, squinting at the afternoon sun and sighed lightly: "Maybe."
"Hmm hmm, relax, you can face it alone." Yang Fei advised.
Yang Gang reacted, and he looked at Yang Fei with a stern look: "Feifei, you are not planning to leave
in the lurch, are you?"
Fei Fei dodged his gaze, eyes flickering: "But, your ex-girlfriend, she’s just so beautiful, sexy and mature. I can’t compete with that."
"Oh, co on! Yang Fei, don’t be so self-deprecating. No matter how beautiful Su XiaoXi is, she can’t change the fact that she’s only a B cup."
Bewildered, Yang Fei glanced down at her own chest, head still in the clouds.
By the ti Yang Gang ca to his senses, Yang Fei’s small hand had already invaded his waist.
And then...
"Ouch, ouch, Fei Fei, I was wrong, I really was. I used to be a ’fan of balls’, but I have corrected my worldview. I now think that B cups are my favorite. Ouch, ouch..."
Yang Gang protested indignantly: "Feifei! I’ve admitted my mistake, why are you still pinching !"
"That woman called Su XiaoXi changed even her only flaw into your favorite thing. How are you going to beat her, Gang? I suggest you give up. Faced with won like her, all we can do is surrender." Yang Fei advised.
"Hey, hey, Yang Fei, when did you start being so self-conscious? I heard from Aunt Ruo that our mother used to call herself the most beautiful woman in Hangcheng, not even paying attention to the hottest female star of her ti, Lin Zhiling, who was referred to as the National Sweetheart. Look at that, how confident, how domineering? How co her daughter is dutifully agreeing, without any self-confidence? Could it be that mom got the wrong child back then?"
Yang Fei furiously glared at Yang Gang: "I am the biological daughter of our mother! You are the child who was switched at birth!"
She paused for a mont and waved her hand: "Alright, alright, I’ll try to help you as much as I can. Anyway, what do you want
to do?"
"I don’t know."
Yang Fei: ...
"You’re just a big dummy!" Thus, Goddess Feifei gave her verdict.
"Well then, sister, do you have any good suggestions?" Yang Gang humbly asked.
"Ah, at crucial monts, it is indeed won’s intelligence that cos in handy. Gang, let
ask you, what is at the core of a reunion challenge?" Yang Fei inquired.
"What is it?" Yang Gang asked weakly.
Yang Fei rolled her eyes: "To put it simply, it’s all about who is happier. You just need to show your ex-girlfriend that you are happy enough, that’s all."
"The three main elents of a man’s happiness are: having a virtuous and beautiful wife or girlfriend, having a few close and loyal friends, and having a stable and decent job that is sufficient to support a family."
Yang Gang said weakly: "But I don’t have any of these three. What should I do?"
Yang Fei rolled her eyes again: "If you don’t have them, you can just create them. I can play the role of a virtuous and beautiful girlfriend. As for loyal friends, how about Little Qi? And as for a respectable job, isn’t that easy to solve?"
Yang Gang’s mouth twitched inwardly: "Feifei, you don’t know that Su Xiaoxi knows everything about
and Little Qi. And then, can you really play the role of a virtuous and beautiful girlfriend? Beautiful, no doubt. But virtuous..."
Yang Gang still felt it was unreliable. Could this Feifei really help
deal with that scheming Su Xiaoxi? Why was Gu Xiaorou so confident in Yang Fei?
"Alright, I have to go now. I have sothing to do." Yang Fei stood up and announced.
"I’ll stay here a bit longer." Yang Gang responded lightly.
Yang Fei glances at Yang Gang, opens her mouth to say sothing, but ends up saying nothing and turns to leave.
After Yang Fei left, Yang Gang stared at the quietly flowing water of the river and sighed deeply as if reminiscing sothing.
"Eh, Yang Gang, what are you doing here?" The voice of Lin Qingyu suddenly sounded.
Yang Gang turned his head and saw Lin Qingyu standing next to him, curious eyes upon him.
Yang Gang didn’t respond to Lin Qingyu. Rather, his gaze reflexively landed on Lin Qingyu.
Feeling Yang Gang’s gaze, Lin Qingyu gave a soft ’Ah’, her face tinged with anger: "Yang Gang! What are you looking at!"
Yang Gang wore an enraged expression: "That’s too much, you’re wearing a short skirt, why do you also have to wear underwear? Do you think I would peep at you?"
Lin Qingyu’s face darkened: "Yang Gang, I don’t think you’re in any position to say that, are you?"
Qingyu sighed inwardly: "Ah, the gap between n is really big. Although I’ve never t Milkshake’s fiance, I’m sure he must be a mature, elegant gentleman. Compared to him, Yang Gang...although he occasionally does sothing quite touching, most of the ti his actions are simply infuriating. A straight-up sexy rascal!"
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