The special effects of Divine Evasion were flashy as hell — its reputation? Legendary.
Every ti Divine Evasion showed up in the ani, the screen was maxed out with special effects, giving birth to either…
…a legendary mont —
Or a -worthy disaster!
Just like how Kid and his three billion bounty were flattened into a "sea."
Too much water content!
Might as well call him the Ocean Kid.
"Once this assessnt is over, I'm putting Gol D. Roger up next. Let's hope I can comprehend…"
"Divine Evasion!"
Klein was grinning ear to ear, beaming with joy. "I wonder if Roger's even set sail yet…"
"Even if he has, he probably doesn't have the power yet. If I hit him with one Divine Evasion…"
"Wouldn't he just kneel?!"
Triple Gold Pull!
He never saw it coming — and the last gold? Freakin' Gol D. Roger.
What kind of luck do you need for that?
Could it be…
His bro Zephyr's lifelong tragedy curse still has more gold in it?
Still going strong!?
"Wuwuwu—Zephyr bro, don't worry, I swear I won't let you suffer too badly."
"So, please keep blessing with legendary gold draws. May the salt keep overflowing!"
Fake as it might seem, Klein truly did intend to keep his bro from suffering too much.
Once Zephyr has a son, Klein's totally gonna pull the elder card and claim the role of godfather. Not unreasonable, right?
Thou shalt not covet thy brother's wife.
But…
Thy brother's son? Good boy.
After pulling three golds in a row, Klein didn't dare open any more high-value chests.
This ti…
He chose to open so material chests instead.
Like Haki Upgrade Material Chest and Character Advancent Material Chest.
After pulling a pile of materials—
Klein finally fixed his eyes on the inventory, carefully considering what to open next.
And the winner is…
Random Weapon Chest!
[Weapon Obtained: Slingshot]
"A slingshot?"
"A slingshot to shoot birds?" Klein's mouth twitched. "This thing's useless without top-tier sniping skills!"
"And besides…"
"In the One Piece world, the birds you see most often are... News Coo."
"Or… the other kind of bird n have."
He imdiately thought of a legendary slingshot user — Erlang Shen, the True Lord Yang Jian! 1
Dude was slingshotting phoenixes and even the Great Sage Sun Wukong!
In One Piece, slingshots were the exclusive weapon of the great Usopp. Klein wasn't about to ss with that.
Skip.
Next one!
[Weapon Obtained: Giant Saw Blade "Peak-Slasher"]
The weapon used by Fishman Arlong. Klein didn't like it.
The weirder the shape, the more it screams…
Side character.
Into the dustbin you go.
[Weapon Obtained: Qianlu]
An elegant sniper rifle decorated in gold — according to the icon.
Belonged to Van Augur, the sniper of the Blackbeard Pirates.
"That guy… born to murder News Coos..." Klein rembered him clearly.
Worse than "Aus" — ten, no, a hundred tis worse!
Aus just leapt from one News Coo's pouch to another, freeloading newspapers.
But Van Augur?
He didn't even spare the bird itself. And you call yourself a poet?!
Klein had to speak up for justice — News Coo birds bust their tail-feathers flying across the world, and each paper only sells for 100 Beli!
And even then...
They sotis paid with their lives.
Van Augur? Unforgivable!
"If I ever see him, I'm not letting him off easy." Klein even imagined running the World Economic News Agency himself soday.
First — he'd be rich.
Second — he'd get intel.
Third — he could control the dia.
Fourth — because the fans say so.
...
Last Random Weapon Chest: OPEN!
[Weapon Obtained: Cross-Shaped Knife]
"A little knife for scratching butts? Show what you got." Klein chuckled. "This is the one that defeated Future World's Number One Swordsman Zoro!"
"You won't find a smaller knife than this one..."
The classic of classics.
This kind of cringe? Only isekai protagonists could pull it off — so were even using boxer shorts.
What's next? Panties? Bras?
Who would stoop that low!?
This is outrageous!
This is indecent!
Among all these weapons, the sniper rifle Qianlu was the only one halfway decent.
But even so, Klein wasn't impressed. "Nah, I'm more of a Dragon Lore AWP kinda guy."
AWP | Dragon Lore!
Next—
Klein opened his Random Pet Chests.
He pulled: Sprint Duck, Kung Fu Dugong, Fighting Bull, Moo Moo, and... Cal!
But not that kind of desert cal — this was the large penguin that followed Aokiji around!
Duplicate pets were auto-converted to shards, which he used to upgrade his pets.
Then he opened the Character Recruitnt Chests.
15 total.
He pulled: Bon Clay, Gin, Joseph, Hachi, Carn, Miss Monday, Princess Vivi, Capone Bege, Arlong, Tama, Van Augur, Sanji, Alvida, Absalom, and Dorothy.
No Robin though — Klein was disappointed, but considered it decent setup for a more dramatic future pull.
Still in his bag: 2x Random Nad Sword Chests, and 3x Random Devil Fruit Chests!
Swords weren't really on Klein's radar right now. He already had two Great Grade Swords:
Wado Ichimonji and Anonuhoko.
That was more than enough for now.
What really caught his attention—
Were the Devil Fruits.
"Let's warm it up a bit — start with the two sword chests."
Click: Use
[Grade: Skillful Grade Sword – Bloodsucker]
Bloodsucker
Attack: …
Special Effect: Increased Damage …Crit Rate …
Bonus: Swordsmanship EXP 2%
Evaluation: A naginata that inflates your ambition the mont you touch it!
⚠️ Warning: Holding this blade may make you think you can take on anyone, regardless of rank.
A lot of people probably forgot this one — its user was…
Hannyabal, the Deputy Warden of Impel Down!
Klein rembered clearly — in another life, the na "Hannibal" belonged to a cannibalistic serial-killing forensic psychiatrist.
Of course...
The One Piece version of Hannyabal made an impression too — always eyeing Magellan's job as Warden.
Underneath it all, though, he was a brave guy full of justice — even willing to lay down his life!
A rare naginata user — but his fa? Nothing like Whitebeard.
Klein wasn't a fan of weapons that lacked coolness. "Next."
[Grade: Supre Grade Blade – First Generation Kitetsu]
First Generation Kitetsu
Attack: …
Special Effect: Increased Damage… Crit Rate …
Bonus: Swordsmanship EXP 10%
Evaluation: The most powerful of the cursed swords — the mightiest of the Kitetsu line!
⚠️ Warning: This blade may influence the user's personality. Beware of it taking control!
"First Gen Kitetsu??"
"I… dare not use this thing??"
Klein was torn between joy and horror. "Damn — it's a great sword, but I can't even use it!"
Suddenly…
Getting a Legendary Gold Pull felt kinda useless!
"No, wait. It gives a 5% bonus over the Great Grade Swords!"
"Damn, that's hot!"
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