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Chapter 25 Big Honey – 1 minute and 11 seconds video, do you want to watch it?

Herring canned food ranks as one of the most foul-slling foods in the world, with a taste that’s absolutely explosive. So have described the sll as fishy, but it goes beyond the usual fishy odor, more like the stench of a dead fish that has been decaying in a sumr gutter for several days. Imagine, even a small spoonful of herring canned food is unbearable for most people.

At this mont, Qianlong felt like he was about to faint. Ji Xiaolan quickly reacted and shouted, “Quick, summon the imperial doctor!”

No matter how Qianlong is judged by later generations, he is still considered the ruler of the ti in Ji Xiaolan’s heart. To avoid becoming the first emperor in history to die from “stench,” Ji Xiaolan and Heshen hurriedly made tea and poured water to try to wash away the stench for Qianlong. During this ti, both of them vomited several tis until the imperial doctor arrived, administered a few acupuncture needles, and only then did Qianlong begin to recover.

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Three Kingdoms Realm. At first, when Cao Cao tasted the herring canned food, he found the flavor very overwhelming. But after chewing for a bit, he suddenly realized that despite the terrible sll, there was an unusual fragrance hidden within it.

“Hmm?”

Even though the soldiers around him were covering their noses, Cao Cao closed his eyes, savoring the taste carefully… as expected from soone who enjoys other people’s wives, his taste is indeed intense.

In other realms, anyone who ate the herring canned food at this mont would feel disgusted, and for a long ti afterward, they would vomit at the sight of fish.

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Qin Dynasty Realm. Ying Zheng looked at the tank 300 car model in his hands, his eyes shining. At this mont, the Minister of Works, Li Xi, stared blankly at the model. Li Xi was a kind of ancient engineer, physicist, and mathematician. He was even credited as the first person in China to apply tracks to transportation.

According to the “Records of the Grand Historian” about Li Si, Li Xi had reported, “Making 3,600 carts, with iron wheels, allowing them to carry heavy loads with ease, even up to 1,000 stones, without tiring the horses or people.”

As the Minister of Works, Li Xi had always been interested in these kinds of physical designs, and when he saw the tank 300 model in Ying Zheng’s hands, it was like seeing a bride on their wedding night.

Ying Zheng smiled to himself. Just now, when he asked you to create cars and campers, you had a sour expression, but now, seeing this magical item in my hands, you’re envious?

“Your Majesty, I have a matter to report,” Li Xi said.

Ying Zheng rolled his eyes.

“I know what you’re thinking. Don’t even try. I haven’t had enough of it yet.”

Not only Li Xi but also other officials were looking at the tank 300 model with eager eyes. Ying Zheng, under their envious gazes, played with the model back and forth before saying, “Li Si, what do you think this is?”

Li Si stepped forward, and after taking a look, he was filled with amazent. He praised, “Such a ticulously crafted object, truly rare in the world.”

“Your Majesty, I believe this is the ‘sample’ of the tank 300 we saw earlier in the sky. Even as a sample, it holds trendous research value.”

Li Si thought for a mont and pointed to Li Xi. “I suggest Your Majesty entrust this to the Minister of Works so that he can replicate this sample and create a larger version.”

Ying Zheng’s face lit up.

“Great idea!”

Li Xi, with tears in his eyes, looked at Li Si and then, under Ying Zheng’s order, carefully took the tank 300 model and slowly left the palace.

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Wang Mang, holding the car model, thought to himself, When I crossed over, China didn’t have such cool cars. I never expected technology to have developed so rapidly. It’s already 2023. I wonder how my friends back in China are doing?

His gaze suddenly turned to the sky.

“I wonder if this object will let see my family back ho again.”

He suddenly grasped at a straw. He recalled a line from a TV show.

“If I can’t be with the one I love, even if I’m the Jade Emperor, I won’t be happy.”

“Ah!”

He sighed heavily, then handed the tank 300 car model to the workers.

“It seems I need to hurry and find soone to develop an engine, find oil, and build the real tank. In the future, I’ll be famous, and my na will definitely be in the history books!”

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Ming Dynasty Realm. Zhu Yuanzhang, looking at the tank 300 car model, was in a hurry, chasing around the table with the Empress Ma, while his two sons watched.

Zhu Biao: “…”

Zhu Di: “…”

“Ma, this is a reward from the sky for answering a question correctly, let enjoy it for a bit!”

“I need to check if it’s safe first, I’m just looking out for you,” Empress Ma said after a long ti, finally returning the tank 300 model to Zhu Yuanzhang.

After taking the model, Zhu Yuanzhang breathed a sigh of relief and called his two sons over.

“Phew… what do you think? Tell your thoughts.”

Zhu Biao looked at it for a long ti, his expression serious.

“Father, if this thing can be made, it will be a national treasure!”

Zhu Di also agreed, having been on the battlefield for years. He realized this little object could ignore terrain, move quickly, and be powerful. He wondered what would happen if it collided with heavy cavalry.

Empress Ma looked at the serious faces of the father and sons, then said in an annoyed tone, “Do you even know the biggest use of this thing?”

Zhu Yuanzhang and his sons all looked at her.

“Ah, Ma, stop teasing us.”

Empress Ma grinned.

“It’s for escaping. I guarantee no one can use it. It’s the ultimate life-saving artifact.”

“Artifact?”

The three of them looked at her blankly.

Zhu Yuanzhang rolled his eyes.

“There are no useless soldiers in the Ming Dynasty, and there are no cowards like that.”

He then continued discussing with his sons.

anwhile, in the Modern Realm, Lin Ming received a series of notifications on his app.

[Ding! The Sky’s First Quiz: 20 participants, 3 correct answers, 17 wrong answers, reward points 300! ].

[From Ying Zheng’s shock, reward points 100! ].

[From Zhu Yuanzhang’s shock, reward points 100!].

Lin Ming smiled. Beside him, Gao Yi looked gloomy.

“Lin Ming, Big Honey is so beautiful. She’s been my goddess ever since she played in The Legend of the Condor Heroes. She’s been amazing all these years. But just now, I comnted that Big Honey is the perfect goddess, flawless. A lot of people mocked , saying I haven’t seen that 1-minute and 11-second video. What’s that about?”

Lin Ming smiled knowingly.

“I’ve seen it. And Chong Ge ntioned on Weibo that he watched it 9 tis.”

“Do you want to watch it?”