I, the Weakest Traveler, Start by Taming the gods of the Old World. Chapter 27: I don't want to fart

"Well fuck …."

Said Ha Joon with an unimpressed expression as he looked up at the stairs to see rlin and Artoria walking down with guards behind them.

He was fully dressed in his attire, and was standing in front of the red carriage ant for him and Artoria.

But instead of seeing only Artoria walking down the castle stairs to et him, rlin was behind her, her eyes filled with mischief.

'Dammit, I should have known sothing was up wh she started asking weird questions. This mummy dick dominating mage wanted to tag along after all.' Ha Joon uttered in his mind, the deadpanish expression still hitched on his face.

The momt rlin spotted him, she waved her hand with a smile.

Ha Joon's expression didn't change, he could see right through her.

But th-

He noticed what Artoria was putting on.

His jaw dropped in shock, not only was Artoria wearing her battle armor, she was also wearing a mask on her face while holding Excalibur in her hand.

'Bruh! We are going on a date, not to slay Zeus.' He whispered, his shock turning into nervous chuckles.

"Good morning Traveler, did I make you wait?" Artoria voiced out, stepping down from the last stairs and standing in front of Ha Joon.

Behind Artoria was Tristan, mber of the table knights, his blonde hair packed in a ponytail. His gaze was intsely fixed on Ha Joon.

"A..rtoria." Ha Joon called out.

This made Tristan's eyes twitch in annoyance, other than rlin, no one else had the right to call Artoria by her na- he so badly wanted to kill Ha Joom, but th again, Ha Joon was the pri minister.

"Is sothing wrong? You look startled." Artoria asked Ha Joon as she leaned closer.

"Yeah Lord Ha Joon, is sothing wrong?" rlin chid, her mischievous smile slowly slipping.

Ha Joon looked at rlin for a while, his veins almost popping out.

'Oh I see what she's doing… She wants to see if I can make this successful or not, and th use it against if I fail. Interesting, but I'll have you know, I might have be a virgin, but I've played a whole lot of dating sims'.

Ha Joon cleared his throat, "It's nothing Milady, you just looked too stunning, I needed a minute to take you in".

"Is that so? This armor does co from the finest materials, I'm glad you noticed."

"Oh surly," Ha Joon stretched his hand towards her, "Shall we begin this date?" He smiled.

Artoria stared at him for a while, her expression hidd under the mask, "R-Right".

She grabbed Ha Joon's hand and he gtly led her inside the carriage.

Tristan on the other hand was battling with his inner demons at the side; there was no way Ha Joon was taking his king on a date.

Once Artoria was seated inside the Carriage, rlin was about to take a step, wh Ha Joon suddly arrived in front of her, his hand stretched towards her too.

rlin chuckled a bit, "What? Are you going to hold another woman's hand while on a date?".

Ha Joon smiled.

"Two beautiful wom, I'm sure I can handle myself."

rlin giggled, "Very well th".

She grabbed his hand, and just like Artoria, he led her towards the Carriage.

The driver rode off, leaving Tristan at the side, gnashing his teeth on his sleeves as he watched them ride off.

"Your majestyyyyyyy".

….

//Inside the carriage//

rlin and Artoria sat on the sa seat, while Ha Joon sat opposite them, his legs crossed a bit as he looked towards the mirror.

'They both hav't said a word since we got in. This much tsion isn't good for my health, I feel like I'm going to let out a huge fart any second now… I can feel it hanging at the trance of my butt'.

Ha Joon pressed his ass against the seat, his thighs closed together.

'I knew I shouldn't have eat those cakes before stepping out. And why the hell is this place so small?... Maybe if I let out a little fart, slowly, they won't be able to sll it ough to notice.'

He took a quick side glances at their faces, and almost instantly, they both looked at him.

Ha Joon froze in panic. Closing his eyes shut.

'Yeah right, and risk it making an exploding sound! Nuh huh, nope, not happing. Ahh, this is so embarrassing … why now of all tis… the freaking universe has forsak again. Ev the way this ride keeps yanking back and forth makes my ass feel like it deserves to let it out'.

Ha Joon gulped down his saliva as he sweat bullets.

[You have a new notification.]

[The app Magic map has be downloaded… 70 Ep has be deduced from your stats.]

'Uhn? Oh right, I was downloading this before I left the castle, I need sothing to help get a good map of Calot. System, show it to .'

[Map of Calot…]

The map dialogue appeared in front of Ha Joon's eye sight. It was huge but the system managed to pinpoint the important area.

Using his eyes as a navigation tool, Ha Joon was able to zoom in on the carriage he was in, following it on the map.

'So I'm sowhere in the right district, not too far from the main castle… if I keep heading south, I'll d up in the next town… damn, Calot is bigger than I thought.'

Bang!

'Ouch!' Ha Joon grunted painfully wh he felt sothing slam against his toes.

Looking away from the hologram, He turned to see that rlin was stepping on him.

You idiot, what are you doing? Suggest to go shopping for clothes.

rlin wrote with magic at the side, so Artoria wouldn't be able to see it.

'Shopping? I was just planning for her to show a the kingdom or sothing, the hell she an shopping?'.

"I have no money." Responded Ha Joon with only the movemt of his lips.

rlin shook her head, before reaching for her dress and pulling out a sack of eres.

She stylishly threw it towards him, before aggressively writing with magic again.

Now you have money, tell the driver to stop before he passes the cloth store.

Ha Joon's eyes bubbled with joy, 'Awwwwwn, rlin you're the best!'.

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A/N

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