The little girl’s delicate, porcelain-like face bore an expression of complete righteousness.
Ji Yebai was utterly flabbergasted, taking a few seconds before finally speaking with a headache, "Mmm, mmm, Ning Xiaozhu, stop joking around, let’s go to sleep and wait until we see the sun tomorrow to continue, so we can undergo photosynthesis."
"I’m not a pig, I’m an immortal!" Ning Xixi pouted.
Ji Yebai pondered for a mont, then posed a question: "There are thirty-three layers of heaven above, in which one do you reside?"
This question left Ning Xixi dumbfounded.
She stared with wide, round eyes, her cherry lips slightly parted, eliciting sympathy from Ji Yebai.
Alright, let’s not tease the drunken little wife anymore~
"Co, do as I say, lie down, yes, roll to the left, now roll to the right, tuck the blanket under your body, yes just like that, good girl. Close your eyes, and in five minutes, I’ll tell you which layer of heaven you belong to."
Drunken Ning Xixi, more gullible than usual, nodded dazedly, propping her eyelids open with her fingers as she waited for the five minutes to pass.
After a while, she asked, "Is it ti yet?"
Ji Yebai looked at his watch. Actually, seven minutes had already passed, but he calmly replied, "It’s still early, only one minute has passed."
"Ah? It takes that long?" Ning Xixi inhaled unhappily through her petite nose, reluctantly maintaining her energy to continue waiting.
But how could the innocent Little White Rabbit outwit the sly Big Grey Wolf?
"How many minutes now?"
"One minute."
"Why is it so slow... is one minute really that long?"
"It is. You’re just too anxious."
"Hmm..."
Ning Xixi fell asleep without ever finding out which layer of heaven the Fairy Flower belonged to, but ended up having a sweet dream herself.
Ji Yebai watched her peaceful sleeping face, unable to suppress a chuckle.
Truly a silly Little Pig~
...
Early the next morning, bright sunshine stread into the room.
Rubbing her head, which felt like it was splitting, Ning Xixi groggily climbed out of bed.
Beside her, the handso and clear-featured Ji Yebai was still sleeping.
His face, in the morning light, was covered with a warm glow, appearing softer than his usual domineering and sharp deanor.
Wrapped in a tender pink blanket with a Hello Kitty pattern, the cute contrast made her want to laugh.
Near his waist, sothing inexplicably protruded.
Curiosity aroused, Ning Xixi reached out to poke it.
Huh, this texture...
A bit hard... a bit hot...
Her mind froze for a few seconds, Ning Xixi suddenly realized what she was poking... woo woo woo!
Feeling guilty as a thief, she retracted her hand, attempting to flee the bed, but a strong force from behind pressed her firmly down!
"Uh... When did you wake up?"
"From the mont you harbored inappropriate intentions toward ." His voice was a bit husky from just waking up.
Ning Xixi was on the verge of tears, "I... I was just curious!"
She’d stop being so handsy next ti! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
"My dear wife, why so lecherous so early in the morning? What are your true intentions?" teasingly laughing, "Ning Xiaozhu, you siren! I’ve seen through you!"
Ning Xixi’s face reddened to her ears, "You... stop talking... I won’t poke again next ti..."
"Wow, you’re actually thinking about a next ti?"
"That’s not what I ant!!!"
"Don’t bother explaining!" Ji Yebai pinched her chin, feigning deep distress, "If you want to poke, just say so. This young master is very generous, I won’t be stingy and deny you so poking, just don’t be so sneaky about it next ti, understand?"
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