Along with the owing sound, the unbearable heat suddenly cooled down, and Aon could finally catch his breath.
But, wait.
Dad? Son? Whose son?
Don't slander him! He's still a proud virgin!
And what is this fat cat doing?
Aon subconsciously murmured as he wiped the sweat on his face, "Who...are you...?"
The next second, a fat, furry butt with heart-shaped balls suddenly appeared in Aon's eyesight.
A fluffy, feather duster-like tail swung to the left and right, almost blocking Aon's entire face.
[ow, ow, I'm your son! If you ask what I am...I'm a system, nyaa!]
That one word "system" finally slapped Aon awake from his groggy state.
He widened his eyes and almost jumped to his feet.
[A system?? For real??]
[Don't lie! If you lie, you're a dog!]
The newly-born son, who was a cat but cursed to be a dog: ....
Dad, what did the cat and the dog do wrong?
How could you curse them?
The little system almost smashed its b*tt at the snobbish dad, but it endured and just swiped Aon's face with its feather duster tail.
[ow, ow, dad, I didn't lie! It's true! I'm your system!]
Maybe because the cat wasn't a real cat, the cat fur didn't enter Aon's nose at all, saving himself from the unbearable itch to sneeze.
Aon squinted his eyes as he laid flat on the ground.
[If you're my system, why do you call dad? I don't have a son! Or is it because my thigh is thick and you want to beco a gold digger— ]
[ow, ow, ow! Don't slander the system! The system also has dignity, nyaaa!]
The fat cat raised one of its paws that looked like it was wearing a brown sock and retorted with a loud ow.
[ow! You're my dad because you give birth to ! I'm your superpower, nyaa!]
Aon's head was hit dizzy with the word "giving birth", and he almost vomited again on the spot.
Wait. This is not morning sickness, right?
Aon turned his head away from the cat's butt and looked up at the bright sun hanging high in the sky, clearly indicating it was afternoon.
He imdiately sighed in relief.
[Damn it, you scare ! Just say you're my superpower, don't say sum sh*t like giving birth— wait.]
Aon almost bit his tongue even though he spoke in his mind.
[Wait, wait, wait. What did you say? Superpower? ? I awaken a superpower, which is you?]
But isn't this little fella a system?
How could he awaken a superpower, and the superpower was a system?
Is this a new way of fraud??
But the system insisted.
[ow, ow, I don't know! I was just born a few minutes ago! Anyway, I'm your superpower, so you're my dad! Period!]
This ti, Aon, who was usually good at speaking, beca speechless.
Whose newly-born cat was already so fat and fluffy?
Not to ntion...the little system's sharp tongue was definitely inherited from him, no doubt!
But he still had a lot of doubts...
[Okay, okay, you're a system, you're my son. Do you know anything about my current situation? Or my identity.]
A system should be omnipotent, right?
But the invisible system owed in a high-pitch voice.
[ooowww! I don't know, nyaaa! I'm your superpower! I'm not a God! If you don't know, I also don't know, nyaaa!]
You don't know anything, so what's the use of you??
Aon almost wanted to abandon the son he gave birth to— oh wait, a wild son.
But he had decided to adopt this son, so he could only endure it.
Unfortunately, maybe because God didn't want to see him too relaxed, before Aon could ask the little son about sothing, the autistic zombie over there decided to turn over a new leaf.
It got used to the unbearable sour sll of *beep* and suddenly moved.
Even though it was moving in a slow motion, it still waved its claw and teeth at the only prey around it—
The Aon Flea guy.
Both Aon and the strange cat naturally saw the zombie's sudden movent, and the father-son duo instantly panicked.
[Hey, hey, son, do sothing!]
[owwww! What do you want to do?? Nyanyan punch??]
[Just tell what kind of system you are! Are you a farming system? A counterattack system? A pay-to-win system??]
Anything will do!
Just give him so aweso skills to kill this zombie without staining his hands!
But the fat cat who always faced Aon's face with its b*tt suddenly turned around, revealing its round, mochi-like head.
Its fur color was mocha, like coffee latte, but the face was dark brown, as if it was wearing a thief mask.
Before Aon could react, the little cat suddenly burst into tears on the spot!
[B-but dad— hiccup! I-I am a superstar system!]
The little cat was so frightened that it hiccuped and even forgot to ow!
Its whole body also exploded into a fluff ball!
The fluff was so distracting that Aon had a slip of tongue.
[What the fluff— what the fck?! A Superstar system??]
Aon wanted to breathe out fire and roast the fat cat on the spot.
What's the use of a superstar system??
Singing, dancing and acting cute to the zombie?
Doing aegyo and then the zombie will let him go??
Aon wished he could find a tofu and kill himself.
The cat also felt wronged.
[oowwww— It's not my fault I'm a superstar system, okay? You're the one awakening ! It's you, nyaaa!]
Oh sht. That's true.
Aon could not quibble at all and could only swallow the bitter truth.
But he didn't want to give up just yet.
If he waited for the system to co up with sothing good, he might have ended inside this zombie's belly.
There's no other choice.
The best actor took a deep breath and imdiately jumped to his feet.
Then, under the countless people's gazes...he slowly took off his belt.
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