Mining, Farming, or Assembly Line?
“Hey, mom? Oh, a blind date? Eh? I’m unable to make it. I need to work overti this weekend. Yeah, who asked your son to be so professional at his work? How would soone working at my job have free Saturdays and Sundays?”
“Mn, correct. Let’s speak of this in the future, I will hang up now…” The fatty in the gaming cabin slowly spoke to his mother.
It was rare for him to have a weekend off, how would he allow sothing as boring as a blind date to ss his plans up? Were won better than gas?
After Pu Yunchuan hung up the phone, he scrolled to a ga icon in the gaming platform and prepared to choose a simulation ga to leisurely spend the weekend.
Today, should he investigate a cri scene with a police beauty or enter a forbidden love with a beautiful teacher or should he beco a soldier king and conquer the cold and tyrannical female director?
Ah...what a tough choice...
“Respectable player, how are you? According to the Federal Entertainnt Administration’s latest house-restriction request, since too many simulation gas are poisoning the minds of youths, they are now taken down. These gas are included in the list…”
“Nani?” Pu Yunchuan’s entire fats shuddered. He hurriedly clicked into his own collection to check if anything happened to his valued collections.
Soldier King Guarding the Female Director: download completed. Evil Youth In School: download completed. Free and Easy City Tour: download completed…
Reason for the gas being taken down: Content too vulgar, extrely YY. According to our investigations, up to seventy players have died from sudden death due to being too addicted. Over millions of players suffered from an unspeakable disease, and they have already seriously damaged the ntal well-being and physical health of the citizens, violating the #43 rule of the virtual network, the #71 rule, the #85 rule. According to the Federal Entertainnt Administration’s request, these gas will now be banned. The creators and designers of these gas will be banned from submitting any new gas for five years.
This gaming platform will strictly follow the rules set by the administration. I hope the designers and players can work together with us to resist gas of vulgar taste and build a healthy virtual world environnt...
“I !*!#@&*(^!#$), dogshit )(&)(, F*** you!”
After Pu Yunchuan saw the announcent, he was stunned for a minute before starting to curse vulgarly. These were all curse words so vulgar that the author couldn’t write them.
After cursing for a total of half an hour, Pu Yunchuan panted as he lay in his gaming cabin. “How the hell can I still play my gas? I might as well call my mother, tell her I’m not working overti, and just agree to the blind date.”
After thinking about it, he glanced at his swollen body and face. In addition, he also had an unspeakable disease, so he tossed away these thoughts just a mont later and sighed as he clicked into the gaming platform again, wanting to find another ga to idle his ti away.
[Titan], [Underground City], [League of Legends v. 198]. He glanced at a series of gas that once caused him to neglect sleep and food, but the fatty couldn’t find any inclination to click into them. His band of brothers whom he used to play with had all gone their separate ways. They were either married or have kids. Rather than signing in and seeing a bunch of offline usernas which would make him feel even more annoyed, he might as well search for a new ga to play.
“Mn? [Star Ocean]?” Pu Yunchuan was startled. Right now, given how popular [Titan] was, there was actually a company so blind that it dared to produce a sci-fi ga?
He curiously went to check the review and he saw, “Divine work in the mortal world. The backgrounds and scenes trump all other gas in the market, ALL OTHER GAS! The tempo of the ga is slower at the start, but it has a 100% genuine feel akin to soone traveling to another world and gaining a new life. This is undoubtedly an excellent ga!”
Scenes: 5 stars. Models: 5 stars. Playability: Temporarily 5 stars. Co and try it, I guarantee you won’t regret it!!
“Damn!” Pu Yunchuan’s lips twitched as he silently mused. “What joke is this? Which company dares to write such an exaggerated review? Even if they were paid to do this review, isn’t it a little too boastful? The review still claims that the backgrounds and scenes of the ga trump ALL other gas in the market? A divine work in the mortal world? If there truly was such a ga, the dia would already be all over it!”
“It must be another unethical ga review company. This granddaddy has experienced gaming for so many years, how would I be deceived by a review like this?”
“This daddy today will precisely click into the ga and see how much truth can your boasting hold!!”
“What? I need to queue?” When Pu Yunchuan clicked enter, he laughed when he saw that there were a thousand plus people before him. “Just a privately designed ga, what the hell is the ga trying to pull? They actually hired a bunch of people to use such thods? Do you really think I would believe that your servers are full?”
Che!
“Hello! Waiter? Give a pork chop and three warhorses! Correct, I want those warhorses to be the type where I would stay up for two days straight after drinking them. Get three bottles!”
“This daddy is going to queue through the night. I want to see what the hell is going on inside the ga and how does it look like!!”
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“This is…” Pu Yunchuan was in a daze as he stared at the surroundings. He silently mused, “Did I wait for too long and drifted into sleep? As expected, being able to stay up ten nights after drinking warhorses is nothing but a legend.”
But if this wasn’t a dream, weren’t the scenes and backgrounds of this ga a little too aweso?
“Ai, newbie!” Just when Pu Yunchuan was sighing, a muscular green titan beside him shouted, “Why are you in a daze for? Hurry over to sign the contract and go do the operation, allowing the players queueing behind you to enter. Stop delaying the line!”
“Okay okay…” The fatty hurriedly nodded when he heard this.
He had seen such situations before. When a ga just started, there would be too many people in newbie villages. In order to guarantee that there wouldn’t be too many people stuck at the starting map, the situation of a queue forming would appear. But how many years had it been since such a scene appeared?
Right now, there were too many ga companies. Not including private designers and private work teams, there would be thousands of gas going into the market each year. For sothing like a queue to happen, only when [Titan] was launched twenty years ago did such a situation occur.
Before this, he kept thinking that the ga was intentionally not allowing people to enter. But when he looked at the expressions of the surrounding crowd as well as the scenes in the ga, he was forced to admit that there truly were many people wanting to play this.
“This contract…” Pu Yunchuan was startled when he gazed at the contract.
The green titan beside him impatiently spoke, “You really go and read it line by line? We are not asking you to sell yourself into slavery, right? Quickly sign, stop wasting ti and delaying the line!”
“Okay, okay…” Pu Yunchuan hurriedly nodded and signed. After he did, he didn’t know whether it was an illusion or not, but he felt as though he just lost sothing.
“Quickly, line up inside for the operation!”
“Operation?” The fatty nervously asked. “What operation?”
After understanding the details, only now did Pu Yunchuan get it. It was using a biological modification to change the race of players. This setting was quite interesting.
He walked outside the biological chamber. A mont later, a green light sphere passed a form to him. On the form, the list of operations where he could choose from could be seen. These were the so-called races in this ga.
Pu Yunchuan took a look. There were a total of three races. The first was green titan, which was the green giant maintaining order in the great hall earlier. This race had thick muscles, but Pu Yunchuan disdained this kind of job. Although he was fat, when playing [Underground City] and [League of Legends], he would always play agile and nimble characters. He felt no feelings for those muscle-bound warriors at all. In addition, the job responsibility green titans were responsible for was actually mining.
“Mining? What a joke. This daddy could go for a blind date, but you ask to co here to do mining instead? Is there a hole in your head?”
After that, he directly glanced at the other options.
The second one was sothing called Developers. Their evolutionary path was their brains and their brain region would be greatly developed and expanded. From then on, they would obtain terrifying calculation abilities. Their responsibilities in the future involved administration, scientific research, precise control of instrunts, etc. During the early phase in the base, they would be responsible for controlling the various instrunts and equipnt, as well as energy decomposition of the Fire Ant Mine.
The third race was wood elves, and their evolution path was more complex. The initial retention of their brains would lead to them becoming pure spirit bodies. And after that, they would evolve into physical wood elf fad for their characteristic beauty. After obtaining a new body, they would then have more paths of evolutions. During the first stage, as spirit bodies, they would be responsible for maintaining the crops in the base, as well as tracking and cultivating biological specins.
Fatty was stunned after he read until there. The early paths were either mining or farming? There was actually not a path where they had to fight monsters and gain levels? What was this ga trying to do?
Could it be that the players gathered really had to first build a base before they could proceed with the interstellar expansion?
My lord… wasn’t this too ambitious?
Even with the backing of the A.I. system and high-end computers, there were currently no gas that could make a breakthrough in the ‘fixed pattern’ of leveling-up and killing monsters. Those gas that proclaid high freedom index and creative playstyle were all nothing but boasting. This was also the reason why he was addicted to simulation gas in the end. Because killing monsters to level up was the sa everywhere. As ti passed, everything would feel aningless.
Could it be that this ga was trying to take a step into a new realm?
The fatty was montarily emotional. No matter if the ending of the ga was unfinished or not, just with the ga having such an ambitious intent, he would support it to the fullest. At that ti when this was released to the public, he would buy it even if it cost $10,000 federal dollars!
“Oi, why are you still in a daze? There are many people outside. Choose quickly, do you want to do mining, farming, or assembly line?”
“Mine! I will mine!”
Compared to becoming a spirit body that floats around, wouldn’t it be more interesting to beco a green giant that mined…?
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