Yan Junze shook his head, "Nope, didn’t see any woman. Ever since we got rid of that Peephole Strange Creature, I haven’t seen anything all the way back here."
"Huh, that’s not right," Chen Kun scratched the back of his head.
Yan Junze said, "Maybe you saw it wrong. You just escaped from the clutches of the Peephole Strange Creature, which is skilled in the connection of spaces, and could have sent you into another dinsion. You escaped after Guo Jintao, and you were trapped longer than he was, so it’s normal to have hallucinations afterward,"
"Was it a hallucination?" At this point, Chen Kun was sowhat confused, and muttering to himself, he said, "I rember it wasn’t just seeing, I also slled a strange dicinal scent."
Yan Junze ignored him, suddenly displaying a weird smile as he looked around at everyone in the dorm, speaking softly, "Well, this is good, you’re all here, I need to ask you guys for a favor."
"What is it?" Zhao Zheng asked.
"If it’s going to the lab building, count out," Huahua imdiately flicked his orchid finger, giving Yan Junze a sidelong glance, preemptively shutting down that possibility.
"I’m not going either," He Bishou quickly shook his head in agreent.
"I don’t need you guys to go, I’ll take care of this myself," Yan Junze grinned, "Right now we just need so Virgin Boy’s Urine over there. Sprinkling a little on-site can get rid of the Yin Energy and mildew accumulated in the lab building over many years. So what I want to ask is, among those present, who can provide with so?"
Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned.
"Um... I’m going back to sleep," Guo Jintao was the first to speak.
He was imdiately ruled out.
Chen Kun also gave an awkward smile, "Sorry, I have a girlfriend back at the academy."
He, too, was out of the question.
Yan Junze looked towards Zhao Zheng, He Bishou, and Huahua.
Zhao Zheng also turned to glance at his roommate beside him, then revealed an exceedingly proud smile, "I was the captain of the basketball team in high school, and at one point, seven people were chasing ..."
"Were they the Seven Dwarfs?" He Bishou joked, "Just missing a grandpa then."
"Get lost," Zhao Zheng laughed and cursed.
It seed that this guy hit puberty earlier, so he was also out of the running.
Yan Junze turned his gaze to He Bishou.
He Bishou lowered his head, staring at the tips of his shoes and said nothing.
After waiting a while, Yan Junze couldn’t help saying, "Well, are you going to give a straight answer or not?"
"Yes, I’m dying to know!" Huahua chid in from the side.
His remark seed to carry a double entendre, causing Guo Jintao, Chen Kun, and Zhao Zheng all to look at him. Huahua didn’t care, just staring at He Bishou who looked like a child who had done sothing wrong.
"It’s confird, this fatty has definitely broken the rules, I’m sure of it!" Huahua raised his voice by an octave, becoming sowhat shrill.
"Keep it down," He Bishou said quickly, startled.
"Damn, Fatty, didn’t you say you didn’t have a girlfriend?" Yan Junze asked.
"I had just broken up when I ca to the university," He Bishou hedged.
"Why break up?" Huahua was curious.
For soone like He Bishou, a bona fide fat shut-in, starting to date at such a young age was rare, and not only did he have a girlfriend, he even dared to boast about it.
He Bishou hesitated for a long ti before finally saying, "She always insisted she eats more than I do. Then one day, we made a bet, she ate six bowls of beef noodles in one go, I ate eight bowls. She got angry about it, the kind of mad you can’t just sweet-talk away."
The room fell silent.
The others exchanged glances.
After a long pause, Huahua asked, "And... you broke up just like that?"
"Yeah," He Bishou nodded and sighed, "It’s over, and that’s okay, the main thing is, she ran off angry, and I ended up paying for those fourteen bowls of noodles. A bowl of beef noodles was twelve yuan, fourteen bowls add up to one hundred sixty-eight, but the main thing is, that girl also added extra at and eggs to the bowls. Extra at was five yuan per bowl, extra eggs were..."
"You’ve had enough," Zhao Zheng couldn’t help but blurt out.
"Okay, that’s enough," Yan Junze said as well, and then he turned his head to look at Huahua.
Huahua was startled, and with an awkward deanor, she looked back at him, appearing as if she had sothing to say but was holding back.
Everyone’s gaze on Huahua began to change to one of surprise; they all widened their eyes, even He Bishou, who had just been too embarrassed, now forgot his own deeply etched romantic humiliation and turned his attention to Huahua.
Huahua wasn’t shy, just unsure how to put her thoughts into words.
After an awkward mont, Yan Junze felt he had to break the silence; he cleared his throat and asked, "I just want to ask you one question, that person... male or female?"
"Right, that’s exactly what I ant," Zhao Zheng eagerly said.
Guo Jintao patted Yan Junze on the shoulder, his face lit up with excitent, "Brother, you’ve asked what’s on my mind."
"Damn, that almost killed ," Chen Kun said as he patted his chest, clearly in agreent.
Huahua’s face stiffened as she looked at this bunch of "animals". Then, her beautiful eyes shifted towards He Bishou, who had been silent all along, thinking to herself that at crucial tis, at least the fat otaku was a friend who wouldn’t judge her with prejudice.
"I guess it’s a guy," He Bishou said, shattering all the nice illusions Huahua had about him.
She glared resentfully at everyone, stamped her foot, and huffed before scolding, "You bunch of stinky n!"
Everybody shuddered in response to her words, feeling a chill run down their spines.
As soon as she had spoken, Huahua’s face turned frosty; she climbed into her bed, stuck her butt up in the air, and buried her face in the pillow, saying no more.
The atmosphere turned sowhat awkward.
Everyone exchanged glances, unsure whether to offer comfort or apologies, which felt oddly misplaced.
After a prolonged silence, Zhao Zheng finally spoke up, "Huahua, I support you, I believe it’s a girl."
Huahua let her raised butt down, sat up on the bed, and looked coldly at everyone. After a while, her gaze settled on Yan Junze and she asked, "Why do you have to ask us? Why don’t you urinate yourself, or are you no longer a virgin boy either?"
Yan Junze forced a strained smile and said, "To be honest, I really don’t know."
All of a sudden, Huahua’s eyes brightened, as if the unpleasantness from monts before had been cast to the winds. She eagerly asked, "Could it be that you were drugged? Was there sothing in your drink? This girl is sothing else, turning the tables and serving you guys your own dicine, it serves you stinky n right!"
Yan Junze gave a wry smile, shook his head, and said nothing.
The truth was, because of his rebirth, he had no mory of the original body’s owner. He really didn’t know if the previous Yan Junze had ever had a first ti.
The current Yan Junze wasn’t sure, so he didn’t dare to bet.
What if his expectations were too unrealistic, assuming that his predecessor was a virgin, but it turned out not to be the case?
On the way back to the dorm, Yan Junze had thought it over; his classmates at Shuntian No.3 Middle School were basically nice to him, including so female classmates with whom he got along quite well.
But he couldn’t tell if anyone was particularly kind or especially interested in him.
Mainly because the original Yan Junze had an average appearance, not very handso but also not ugly. Such a face would be forgotten as soon as it was lost in a crowd.
Yan Junze truly couldn’t be sure if that guy had ever had a sexual encounter.
To be on the safe side, it was best not to rely on his "virgin boy’s urine." But given the current circumstance, he had no choice but to try his own. It was worth the gamble to see if it would work; otherwise, knocking on doors dorm by dorm this late would cause a great commotion, which wouldn’t be good for him.
Black dog blood was impossible to find in a hurry, and then there was the black cat, which was also difficult to co across at this ti.
Ignoring Huahua’s inquiries, Yan Junze found an empty water bottle, inspected the neck, then swapped it for a Drink bottle and headed towards the restroom.
The people in the dorm behind him cast their eyes on the Drink bottle, then looked at the water bottle that Yan Junze had discarded at the foot of the table.
Huahua’s eyes sparkled with curiosity!
After cleaning the bottle at the wash basin, Yan Junze went into a toilet stall, urinated into it, screwed the cap back on tight, and ca out.
He didn’t return to the dorm but instead carried the Drink bottle straight towards Pine Forest. Experience tales at .Côm
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