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Before long, Shen Yuan had logged in and started a ranked match with "The Starving Cutie."
The Cutie... whether cute or not is another matter, but definitely on the heavier side.
About this, Shen Yuan had profound experience last night.
Most crucially, she was insatiable—indeed, it was hard to fill her up.
However, once they entered the valley, Shen Yuan realized how disastrous Fang Minhui was.
They went bot lane together, Shen Yuan playing Caitlyn and Fang Minhui playing Blitzcrank. Ten minutes into laning, Fang Minhui hadn't landed a single hook on the opponents.
"I an, sister, push forward a bit, don't just hide behind all the ti."
"Put an Exhaust on that Kai'Sa over there...."
"Seriously, aren't you going to use your ult?"
Shen Yuan, headphones on, grumbled as the duo laned for twenty minutes, and his kill-death ratio actually plunged to 0-5.
And The Starving Cutie was even more appalling, her ratio reaching 0-8.
Their team's jungler and mid-laner completely lost it, stayed at the fountain, and went all-out keyboard warrior, furiously typing away.
After their base was destroyed, Shen Yuan helplessly said, "Let's just play normal gas...."
Shen Yuan talked to Fang Minhui through his headset the whole ga, disturbing Huang Haibao's sleep until he couldn't take it anymore. He got up cursing, "Old Third, it's bad enough you didn't co back to the dorm last night, now you're deliberately keeping from sleeping."
"Dude, it's practically a public service waking you up at this hour, on behalf of your parents."
Shen Yuan shot back, not to be outdone.
"Get lost!"
Huang Haibao jumped out of bed, stepped into his slippers, went to the restroom to run so water, then ca out brushing his teeth, muttering, "Who are you gaming with early in the morning, making all this noise?"
Shen Yuan ignored him, focusing intently on laning, because now both he and the opposing AD were at half health, with his own Kha'Zix lurking in the bush, about to take down the opposition.
And The Starving Cutie's Alistar was full health, with both Flash and Ignite ready. As long as he could control them, they could take out both.
"Go in now," Shen Yuan advised.
Unexpectedly, upon receiving the command, The Starving Cutie first W'd forward, but then failed to press Q, directly pushing the opposing AD back under the tower.
Kha'Zix had just erged from the bush, fully capable of eliminating the enemy, but upon seeing this scene, he lost it and left a ssage in the ga: "Go to hell!"
"15."
Huang Haibao, still brushing his teeth, glanced at the ga screen, and couldn't help himself, almost spraying foam on Shen Yuan: "For fuck's sake, who the hell is playing that Alistar? So fucking bad, can't even do the W-Q combo?!"
Shen Yuan, face full of frustration, couldn't bear to look and quietly pressed B to recall.
And on the other end of the internet, Fang Minhui was also blushing with embarrassnt, realizing she had ssed up Shen Yuan for the third ga in a row....
"Old Third, if it's not working out, maybe switch your duo, man. With your level of AD, even tying a dog in the support role wouldn't end up this bad."
Huang Haibao scoffed from behind.
"Enough with the bullshit, just focus on brushing your teeth."
Although slightly displeased, it was important to maintain The Starving Cutie's morale—I can say things, but others can't.
"Shen Yuan, who's that talking next to you?"
Fang Minhui asked through the headset.
"Just so idiot, ignore him."
"The voice sounds familiar, isn't that Huang Haibao?"
"You guessed right, it's that idiot."
"Seriously, who is it, Old Third?"
Huang Haibao sensed sothing was off. Who are they calling an idiot? That's no way to talk about a bro.
In front of his bro, that just wasn't acceptable!
He instinctively leaned towards the screen, wanting to check the opponent's ID, but was stunned once he did.
"The Starving Cutie?"
Huang Haibao rubbed his eyes, thinking he was seeing things because he wasn't wearing glasses, and wanted to take a closer look at that ID.
After all, he played LoL everyday in the dorm because he knew Fang Minhui loved the ga.
For this reason, he had even specially created an ID called "The Devil Wears Nada" in Black Rose.
During the second sester of his freshman year, Huang Haibao had the fortune to ask Fang Minhui to play a round, but with his limited skills, he completely couldn't carry Fang Minhui.
After a desperate three consecutive losses, Fang Minhui refused to ga with Huang Haibao ever again.
Since then, he had diligently practiced his LOL skills and finally, he advanced from the brave Bronze to the resolute Silver.
Unfortunately, by that ti, things had changed, and he never had the chance to team up with "Big Cutie" again.
After triple-checking that it indeed was "Hungry Big Cutie," Huang Haibao was totally shocked—was the class belle actually gaming with Old Third?
Wait, could it be that Fang Minhui's account had been hacked?
The first thing that ca to Huang Haibao's mind was this possibility, but then he thought it didn't make sense—why the hell would soone steal a Silver account?
More importantly, how was "Big Cutie" teaming up with Old Third?!
"Old Third, you're not telling you're gaming with the class belle, are you?"
Shakily asked Huang Haibao, his hand trembling so much that he could hardly hold his toothbrush.
Old Third, you're damn well dead!
"Yeah, what's up?"
Shen Yuan replied nonchalantly as he focused on his lane.
"No, I an, when did you start playing in this server?"
Huang Haibao originally wanted to say "hitting on," but realizing that the class belle was still on the line with Shen Yuan, he quickly changed his words.
"The class belle only has an account in this server, where else could we play?"
"Uh...why didn't you tell earlier that you were teaming up with the class belle? I wouldn't have said all that stuff just now."
Unbelievably, the first thing Huang Haibao thought of was to leave a good impression, considering his previous cursing must have been overheard.
"It's okay, she doesn't care about it anyway."
Shen Yuan responded casually.
"That's not right, she must care about it, Old Third."
Huang Haibao said, wanting to argue further, but suddenly realized that Shen Yuan hadn't slept in the dorm last night, right?
He had no place to stay at ho and had just broken up with his senior, so where else could he sleep if not in the dorm?
Huang Haibao paused for a mont, then looked back at the computer screen—was Shen Yuan gaming with the class belle first thing in the morning?
Putting everything together...
It couldn't be, could it?
Huang Haibao's jaw nearly dropped. This was his goddess after all. He stared blankly at Shen Yuan: "Old Third, don't tell you got together with the class belle?"
"Crap, is being with the class belle such a weird thing?!"
Shen Yuan cursed while still focusing on his lane.
"It's impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Huang Haibao was utterly dumbfounded.
Just then, Shen Yuan's side was truly losing badly, unanimously voting to surrender, he said into the headset, "Not playing anymore, logging off. Let's battle another day!"
Honestly, a spree of defeats could really dampen your mood, probably even affecting his alti as he'd still be thinking about the trivial matters from the ga.
After finishing his words, he logged off the ga, closed the laptop, and stood up, ready to head to the restroom.
But turning around and seeing Huang Haibao's dazed expression, he was taken aback.
Man, it's just a ga, what the fuck is with that look?
Oh, he rembered—he casually ntioned being with the class belle earlier.
Though he hadn't anticipated Old Huang's reaction to be so intense, clearly unable to accept the reality.
Shen Yuan thought it best not to go public with this news, just having broken up with his senior, now to ss around with the class belle?
If people at school found out, they would rcilessly gossip about him!
Of course, Shen Yuan wasn't too concerned about his own reputation.
The key was to consider Fang Minhui's feelings, if such news spread, who knows what type of rumors she could end up facing, especially with so girls being so gossipy.
"Chill, it was just a ga with the class belle."
Shen Yuan patted Huang Haibao on the shoulder. "It was just a joke; why did you take it seriously?"
Huang Haibao paused for half a second, then realizing and exploding in anger: "Damn it, Old Third, how could you joke about sothing like this?"
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