Chapter 870: The courier gets a great shock!
Translator: Legge Editor: Legge
That night.
Suddenly, a news article was published on an obscure social dia news blog.
"An unnad famous host of Central TV has gotten into trouble again!"
The content was as follows: "According to an unidentified insider, an unnad famous host won close to 100 tis consecutively during the lucky draw segnt at Central TV's internally organized annual staff party this afternoon. All of the prizes during the draw were won by him and the annual staff party dispersed on unhappy terms eventually!"
At the beginning, this piece of news did not attract much attention because a social dia news blog would not be as well publicized as the official dia outlets. Furthermore, the news source was not reliable either. But as ti passed by, more and more Central TV staff and industry insiders started replying and forwarding this news article, helping to verify the authenticity of it!
The netizens couldn't sit still anymore!
"What?"
"Swept up all the prizes?"
"How did they conduct the draw?"
"Surely that can't be true?"
"Who the hell could it be?! Who has such heaven-defying luck?"
"Central TV? An unnad famous host? Got into trouble again? Pfft, you still can't link who it is with these three keywords? Is this your first ti on the Internet?"
"It's definitely Zhang Ye!"
"Pfft, it can't be anyone else other than that guy!"
"Yea, only a person like Zhang Ye could stir up such a big commotion!"
"This must be fake news, right?"
"It really happened. I have a friend working at Central TV who participated in the annual staff party. He witnessed the entire thing with his own eyes and described the incident as—way too amazing! Everyone was shocked by it! Everyone, including the Central TV station execs, could only helplessly watch as Zhang Ye emptied the entire inventory of prizes for the annual staff party, taking them away box by box until the very end!"
"What on earth happened?"
"I heard that sothing happened just before the annual staff party began. The execs of Central TV had ted out a punishnt to Zhang Ye because of the crosstalk routine 'I Want to Get on the Spring Festival Gala' he perford during Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala rehearsal. That nearly prevented him from taking part in the annual staff party!"
"So that's what happened!"
"Then with that temperant Zhang Ye has, he must have lost his temper right there!"
"Hahaha, that hot temper of Zhang Ye is what I like most about him!"
"But how did he manage to win everything?"
"Who knows!"
"Who cares how he managed to do that. What's really disgraceful is Central TV's attitude toward Teacher Zhang! So he had to smack their faces! And make so trouble for them!"
...
At ho.
Zhang Ye was grabbing so food for Chenchen. "Hurry up and eat. Stop playing on your phone!"
Chenchen ignored him. "I'm not hungry."
"If you don't eat, I'll take it back," Zhang Ye said with a serious face.
Chenchen could only pout and used her chopsticks to take a few token mouthfuls of food. Through all that, her eyes were staring fixedly at the screen of her new cell phone.
It was also about the sa for the three sisters who were seated at the dining table as they couldn't take their hands off their new cell phones.
At this mont, a phone call ca in.
Zhang Ye looked at the caller ID and saw that it was from Hu Fei. He stood up and walked away, standing closer to the kitchen where he answered the call with a laugh and said: "Brother Hu, you're looking for ?"
Hu Fei imdiately said: "You clashed with Central TV again?"
"Hai." Zhang Ye said: "You're really well-inford with your sources."
Hu Fei said: "How am I well-inford? The news has already spread all over the Internet. It's just that I'm not sure whether this news is fake, but hearing you say it this way, I'll assu that it is real? You've really emptied the entire prize rack at the annual staff party?"
Zhang Ye laughed embarrassed. "More or less."
Hu Fei asked: "How much is more or less?"
Zhang Ye paused, then answered: "That ans that I didn't leave anything behind for them."
Hu Fei: "…"
"Ha," Zhang Ye laughed.
Hu Fei hesitated for a mont before suddenly saying with a tinge of apology: "Was it because of us that Central TV decided to te out the punishnts on you? If we knew that it would affect you so greatly, we wouldn't have asked you to co onto our Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala and brought you all this trouble."
"It has nothing to do with you all." Zhang Ye smiled and remarked: "When has there ever been a day that I didn't fight with them? Even if it weren't over the Spring Festival Gala issue, I would still be fighting with them over so other thing. It's unavoidable, so if they want to fight, I will take them head on. Why should I be afraid of them?"
Upon hearing that, Hu Fei subsided into helpless laughter. "You're an artist, writer, and the most popular TV show director in the country right now. Why are you always talking about fighting? I don't think you will ever change your ways in this lifeti."
Zhang Ye sardonically replied: "I'm just a bit open-minded about this. I can never walk the path of those refined and elite people. I have always been this vindictive—unwind my bicycle's chain and I'll crush your bicycle in return. Throw dirty water at my house and I'll make sure to spread dog shit all over your house's windows! Ha, you should stop criticizing already since you've known for such a long ti. This is how I will be for my entire life since I wasn't born to live in the upper class."
Hu Fei shook his head and laughed. "I really don't know what to say. But thinking about it, Little Zhang, if you change your ways one day and cordially treat everyone with respect, I doubt I could actually accept that! Hahaha! Alright, since you're fine, I feel at ease now. It's fine as long as our side did not cause you too much trouble. Rember to quickly get the crosstalk routine ready for the Spring Festival Gala."
"Don't worry, there won't be a problem." Zhang Ye guaranteed: "A Bite of China's broadcast is almost ending, and once I've settled matters regarding it these next few days, I'll get started on the crosstalk script. It'll definitely be polished to perfection before Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala. That you don't have to worry about since and Old Yao are very professional. I've already inford Director Chang as well."
Hu Fei laughed and said: "I'm always reassured when you handle things."
Zhang Ye said: "I still have a lot of prizes that I won from the annual staff party with . Do you want sothing? Ask Xiao Lu, Dafei, Hou Ge, and the rest if they want so too. I'll bring so things over to you guys."
Hu Fei was amused. "Forget it, just keep whatever you won for yourself."
Zhang Ye smirked. "So there's sothing that I can't sell even after promoting it?"
Hu Fei smiled and said: "If you insist on making accept it, I will take it."
Zhang Ye chuckled. "Alright, then please accept it with reluctance."
"Whatever you say!"
"I'll get sothing for Hou Ge, Dafei, and the others as well. Then I'll get a courier to send them over to you since I won't be going over there for a few days at least."
...
After lunch.
Zhang Ye's obsessive-compulsive disorder was kicking in as he felt very uncomfortable just seeing the pile of items. So he simply decided that he would call up all his friends one by one to ask for their addresses, like Grandma Zhang Xia; Chen Guang; Fan Wenli; his old bosses at the online television station; so of his old classmates; his beloved Teacher Su Hongyan at dia College; skit actress Ci Xiufang; Peking University's Chinese Departnt's Su Na and so other colleagues; his friends from the Peking University Mathematics Departnt; Yao Jiancai and his daughter, Yao Mi; and so on. These were all Zhang Ye's closer friends to speak of.
When the courier got to his house, Zhang Ye made his cousins help him write down all the addresses and nas of the recipients. He was going to send at least one item to each of his friends. So would receive the costics while others would receive the cell phones. All of them were considered New Year gifts for them! For a lot of friendships, it required people to constantly keep in touch with one another.
Just the consignnt forms alone had to be filled in more than 20 tis!
It took them more than 20 minutes to fill in everything!
Zhang Ye did not co outside to show himself. He just stayed put in the bedroom and played with Chenchen. All the form filling work was handled by his three cousins since they didn't want to take Zhang Ye's gifts for nothing.
The courier who ca to his house had his jaw drop when he saw the nas on the consignnt forms!
Damn! Yao…Yao Jiancai?
Damn! Zhang Xia?
Damn! Chen Guang?
Damn! Fan…Fan Wenli?
Damn! Ci…Ci Xiufang?
And holy shit, there's even Zhang Yuanqi?!
Every na on the consignnt form gave the courier a great shock!
What the fuck!
What the fuck is with this household?
Do their family mbers all have the exact sa nas as those celebrities? Or are they trolling? Were those addresses just written randomly by those three girls? Even though that courier was very experienced and knowledgeable, he was still so shocked by this situation that his hands were trembling!
...
When everything was sent out, Zhang Ye began to feel more relaxed.
He had finally managed to gift everything!
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