Chapter 765: This guy…is actually a professor?
Translator: Legge Editor: - -
The Internet was flooded with positive comnts!
At ho.
After Zhang Ye finished playing a few levels of the ga, he exited from it with great satisfaction. When he browsed through the comnts and news online, he was delighted. Seeing that everyone had actually given him so much face, he suddenly rolled up his sleeves and shook his hands about as a simple warm up. Without wasting any ti, he got into his spokesperson of Plants vs. Zombies mode imdiately, except that this spokesperson—uh, kind of didn't have much moral integrity!
On Weibo.
A D-list female actress with the Weibo handle of "Beautiful Little Fanghua" posted on Weibo with an attached picture of stead buns and bean gruel: "What a sumptuous breakfast. Thank you, Mom. It's so delicious I'm crying!"
When the post was just submitted, the sofa was imdiately snatched! [1.]
Obviously, the female actress did not close Weibo straight after posting, but waited to see the comnts from the netizens. Who could have expected that, just a second after she posted, soone imdiately comnted on it!
Whoa!
Aren't you reacting too quickly?
That female actress giggled as she lowered her head to read, but she was shocked by what she saw!
This na…
This person…
The person who snatched the sofa turned out to be a celebrity as well, the person who was the focus of attention everywhere, Zhang Ye! However, the comnt posted by him couldn't be anymore shaless: "Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let quietly share with you a secret. There's a new ga called Plants vs. Zombies that is extrely fun to play. I am telling you this, but don't you go telling anyone else!"
That female actress imdiately felt overwheld by this. This was Zhang Ye! He was the infamous and most miraculous person in the entertainnt industry right now! Although he had a terrible reputation, he was still a true B-list celebrity who was popular throughout the country. He was obviously not at the sa level compared to her, a small-ti actress who hovered around in the D-list rankings. Seeing that it was the legendary Zhang Ye who snatched her sofa, she felt very flattered.
She replied frantically: "This ga recomnded by Teacher Zhang must be fun!"
Further down in the comnts, her fans were also shocked!
"Ah? Teacher Zhang?"
"Aiyo! We have t a god!"
"Hahaha, Teacher Zhang, do you have any sha? This ga is obviously made and endorsed by you, so should you be promoting your ga in this way?"
As they were ssing around and joking there.
Elsewhere, Zhang Yuanqi also had so activity on Weibo. She posted a picture of an airport. "I have just arrived after my flight. Thanks for the warm reception from my fans."
However, the sofa was snatched by Zhang Ye again. "Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let quietly share with you a secret. There's a new ga called Plants vs. Zombies that is extrely fun to play. I am telling you this, but don't you go telling anyone else!"
Zhang Yuanqi: "…"
Her manager, Fang Weihong: "…"
The two of them replied with a string of ellipses, showing how speechless they were!
At yet another place.
Crosstalk actor Tang Dazhang, who had a great enmity with Zhang Ye, posted on Weibo: "The weather in Kunming is quite nice. It's so enjoyable to perform here."
Many of Tang Dazhang's fans saw the update on Weibo at the first mont were ready to reply. But after they had just finished comnting, they were shocked to find that they did not get the sofa. The first comnt had actually appeared within two seconds of Tang Dazhang posting on Weibo!
Aiya!
Who was it that was so fast?
Are you trying to take off from the runway?
When they saw it, Tang Dazhang's fans were all stunned. Isn't that Zhang Ye, the fucking adversary of Teacher Tang Dazhang?!
Zhang Ye posted: ""Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let quietly share with you a secret…"
Tang Dazhang nearly vomited blood!
Tang Dazhang's fans: "...( *&^%^%...^#@! !"
Zhang! Why are you shaless? Why are you so shaless? Back then, you derided Teacher Tang in the crosstalk competition, yet you still have the cheek to co to Teacher Tang's Weibo to promote your ga?? How can you be so fucking shaless?! I've seen hooligans before, but I've never seen such a hooligan as you!
Following that, another crosstalk actor who had a past grudge with Zhang Ye was struck by this misfortune!
That crosstalk artist posted: "Recently, the weather has been cloudy and rainy. I can feel my arthritis acting up again."
Zhang Ye once again snatched the sofa for this post. "Shh, don't make a sound, don't make a sound. Let quietly share with you a secret…"
That crosstalk artist: "…"
From 9 AM to 10 AM, Zhang Ye snatched the "second floor" on more than 20 celebrities' and public figures' Weibo posts. All of them were the first reply to each post and the content was all the sa. He used a sneaky tone that was employed in marketing talk for dicinal treatnts to promote Plants vs. Zombies!
All the celebrities were totally lost for words!
The netizens also fainted one after another!
"Teacher Zhang! That's enough, that's really enough of you!"
"Pfft, do you have to have such low moral integrity?!"
"Damn, just how fast is your reaction speed?!"
"I'm so shocked that I peed my pants! What the fuck is this reaction speed? He managed to snatch the sofa every ti?"
"Teacher Zhang, can you stop constantly appearing and disappearing so mysteriously?! How much of an endorsent fee did you actually receive? You're working so hard! You're being way too professional!"
"Hahahahahahaha!"
"Godly reaction speed!"
"What the hell! Kneeling down!"
"I've been shocked into a daze!"
"Teacher Zhang, are you on drugs?!"
They had seen celebrities doing promotions before and had also seen them sparing no effort and working hard to promote their works or products they'd endorsed. But Zhang Ye's shaless promoting style was the first ti everyone had witnessed sothing like this! This really lacked morals! It would have been fine if it was so average D- or E-list, small-ti celebrities doing this, but you are a very well-known and famous big shot, B-list celebrity. Even within the fiercely contested industry like the entertainnt circle, you belong in the top tier, so you…you are far…too…ah!
However, Zhang Ye did not feel embarrassed at all and was still tirelessly going around to carry out the great cause of "snatching the sofa."
In the following stretch of ti, to the amazent of the netizens, one after another, celebrities were t with Zhang Ye's "violent sellout." The most impressive thing that left everyone full of admiration was how Zhang Ye always managed to snatch the sofa successfully from under the noses of the celebrities' millions of fans each ti!
If it happened one ti, it might have been accidental!
If it happened two tis, it might still have been accidental!
But what about 20 tis? 50 tis?
The netizens and celebrities from the entertainnt circle were shocked. First, they were shocked by the speed of Zhang Ye's fingers. Second, they were shocked by his qualities of persistence and shaless perseverance!
...
Shenzhen.
At an entertainnt company.
A B-list female actress and singer, who had t with Zhang Ye's "violent sellout" on Weibo earlier, turned to look at the staff mber beside her with a stunned face. As she was not particularly familiar with Zhang Ye, she pointed with a blank expression at her cell phone screen showing the Weibo interface. "This guy…is actually a professor at Peking University?"
The staff mber smiled wryly. "Yes."
The female actress asked again, "A literary artist?"
The staff mber exclaid, "Yes."
The female actress asked for the third ti, "Part of the judiciary?"
The staff mber closed his eyes. "Yes."
The actress wiped her sweat away and said, "I didn't study much, so don't try to fool like that!"
[1. In Chinese netspeak, the OP is known as 'First Floor', while the first to comnt is referred to as the 'Second Floor', or 'SF'. When translated to English, this acronym is sotis referred to as 'shā fā' which ans sofa. Another explanation is that whenever a post is made, the first person to reply usually comnt with 'so fast' which is usually irrelevant to the content posted, and just for the sake of getting first. Thus, 'so fast' is simplified to sofa and when a netizen snatches the sofa, it just ans that they got the first comnt or reply.]
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