I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 62 - 60: Jiang Shen is still that Jiang Shen!

Jiang Xiao’s vision slowly beca hazy.

He could see Shi Shi and the others weeping again, but he could no longer hear them.

Eventually, his surroundings turned into a vast expanse of white.

Another reward of ten free attribute points?

Adding the five from clearing the level, that’s a total of fifteen available to allocate.

This ti, Jiang Xiao learned his lesson.

His fight with Wang i made things clear to him.

Relying on normal point allocation, he had no idea which lifeti he would have to wait until he could wrestle with the strange and bizarre.

So, he went all-in and put everything into strength!

As a ntally ill person, it would only make sense to be a bit extra strong, right?

[Chosen One: Jiang Xiao]

[Talent: Delusional Disorder (SSS)]

[Strength: 31]

[Agility: 13]

[Endurance: 7]

[Spirit: ?]

[Charm: 10]

[Skills: Regeneration (S-level) Bai Liu’s Blessing (X-level) Family’s Blessing (A-level)]

Before Jiang Xiao could check the effects of his new skills,

He was yanked out of Analog Horror...

After coming out, Jiang Xiao’s mind once again beca muddled.

His gaze... his gaze also beca shrewder.

Even more so than at the beginning...

To properly accompany his daughter, he had to act like a normal person inside Kaidan for several days.

Now, the backlash had finally arrived.

The military doctor had been on standby the whole ti, and as soon as Jiang Xiao appeared, he started the tests.

"Jiang Xiao, let ask you, do you dip your dumplings in yogurt or salt?"

Jiang Xiao looked at him in astonishnt.

What does that an?

Are you using this question to insult ?

"You look like a fucking idiot. Just humming and puffing, blowing hot air you M**********r, I C****!"

Jiang Xiao cursed the doctor out before he began to answer.

"Don’t say that what I’m swearing is nasty, does a normal family dip in yogurt and salt? I’ve told you I’m not ntally ill! You insist on insulting my intelligence with this retarded question!"

Getting cursed out himself, the doctor was not only not angry, but he also seed very happy!

In another room, several high-ranking officers couldn’t help but slap their thighs in response to Jiang Xiao’s answer on the screen!

"That’s more like it!"

"I said this kid could do it!"

"That’s right. Judging by his performance in Kaidan, his ntal illness is nearly all better, if not entirely cured."

While everyone was enjoying a good laugh, Jiang Xiao’s next words silenced them.

"I like to dip them in chocolate sauce!"

Huh?

∑(°口°๑) (꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇) (°△°|||) (°口°ノ)

Chocolate sauce???

This... this TM...

"Fine, dipping... dipping in chocolate sauce is fine too, isn’t it just as suitable as yogurt?"

"Old Ma, you don’t sound very convinced by what you’re saying, do you?"

Old Ma coughed a few tis, admitting he was indeed consoling himself.

That’s right, Jiang Xiao’s condition seed to have not improved at all.

But the doctor didn’t give up and continued to ask questions.

"If you take the high-speed train, do you buy an adult ticket or a child ticket?"

"Nonsense! I’ve told you, stop asking questions ant to test for ntal illness! I’m an adult, of course, I buy an adult ticket!"

Beautiful!

Very good!

But instead of celebrating imdiately, the doctor cautiously asked another question.

"Why do you buy an adult ticket?"

"Aren’t you stupid, how can I watch adult content without an adult ticket?"

Everyone: ????

What the hell?

Several old generals were taken aback, exchanging glances with each other.

What’s going on?

Since when did high-speed trains offer this service, and how were they not aware of it?

The doctor furrowed his brows.

It seed that Jiang Xiao’s illness had not eased at all; dication and psychological counseling must be arranged thoroughly.

The high-ranking officers in the next room also coughed twice, how could this guy play two different roles both inside and outside the drama?

"Alright, then let test you with a high-IQ question, the phrase ’Spring breeze greens the south bank of the river’ cos from where?"

"Uh..."

Jiang Xiao pondered for a mont, then said uncertainly.

"It must be from so dostic family drama, right. Oh, and who is this Spring Breeze, and how many tis exactly has the south bank been greened?"

Doctor: ????

The officers: ????

This test is purely redundant.

Increase the dosage!

You’ve got to admit, Jiang Xiao is still the sa guy, not only no improvent, but he seems to be getting even worse!

"Hey, I’m talking to you. How many tis were you ’greened’ exactly?"

The corner of the doctor’s mouth uncontrollably trembled.

"I think... uh, I think the spring breeze probably ’greens’ the south bank of the river once every year..."

"Hisss, so doesn’t that an the south bank’s got a whole grassland on top of its head?"

The doctor rubbed his face, indicating he couldn’t stay any longer.

Just three questions in, and he couldn’t even look at an adult ticket or the poem "anchored boat" anymore.

"Alright, alright, Dr. Sun, go take a rest. I told you Jiang Xiao is a normal person, and there’s no need for testing. Look at you—you had to test! What now, all that push for nothing, huh?"

Doctor: ???

Wang Defa?

Wasn’t it you guys who begged to co?

Alright, alright, playing tricks on , huh?

So, you get to be the good guy all by yourself, huh.

This guy directly stumped !

This senior officer was one of the ones who originally took Jiang Xiao out of Qingshan ntal Hospital, and Jiang Xiao recognized him too.

And Jiang Xiao was no fool, he imdiately challenged the officer.

"Hmph, talking pretty, but would a re doctor dare to test without your orders?"

The doctor cast a grateful glance at Jiang Xiao and then exited Jiang Xiao’s room following the senior officer’s hand signal.

"Hehe, I’m doing this for your own good, you know. Plus, it sets everybody’s mind at ease to have a test, and since you’re not insane, what’s there to fear?"

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly from his nose, and to be fair, he was not the least bit afraid of tests!

"By the way, there’s a eting tonight for the high-ranking officials’ progeny. As a hero, interested in making an appearance?"

This place was akin to a military compound, and indeed, a few of the officers’ kids have been acting up lately.

Therefore, a closed internal eting was necessary to knock so sense into them!

Don’t think you can act lawlessly just because of your father’s and grandfather’s rits.

"Cough, sure I can. Oh, and after the eting, rember to order a couple of chickens for to relax."

"Uh, really?"

"One honey-glazed chicken and one crispy skin chicken, the usual, two and a half years old, right amount of toughness."

"Okay, I’ll arrange it for you tonight."

The old officer had just left when he was playfully punched by a few of his old comrades-in-arms.

"Look at you, old kid!"

"Classic Old Li, always one to talk to ghosts in ghostly ways."

"Hah, child’s play, not sothing to brag about~"

’Creak~’

While they were boasting about Old Li’s business acun,

The door behind them was opened, revealing Jiang Xiao with a dark expression on his face.

Jiang Xiao: (￢_￢)...

"Who are you cajoling? And where’s the kid?"

"Oh, we were just talking about Old Li’s grandson, said what needed to be said, that chubby little boy..."

"It better be!"

’Bang!’

Jiang Xiao forcefully shut the door, leaving the old guys outside awkwardly scratching their heads.

Wasn’t this kid’s hearing a bit too freakish?

Just then, a mystical power erged within the people of Dragon Country.

Here it ca!

This ti the benefits seed less intense than last ti.

If last ti improved a person’s "root,"

Then this ti it was enhancing a person’s "branch."

Everyone felt a surge in cellular activity within their bodies.

Strength for n and won, young and old alike, all more than doubled.

Usual back and knee pains vanished without a trace.

Both yin deficiency and yang deficiency were cured.

However, such an upgrade was minuscule for Jiang Xiao at this point.

Back in his room, Jiang Xiao shook his head vigorously.

He then started to check his third skill.

[Bai Liu’s Blessing...]

He had left many gifts for them.

And in return, they granted him a congenital skill.

[Bai Liu’s Blessing (A-level): Temporarily boosts all attributes by four points and strengthens the effects of your talent for three minutes.]

This thing...

His talent had always maligned him as ntally ill.

If it were to be enhanced... where would it go?

Four points in all attributes, rather insignificant.

Of course, it doesn’t rule out certain situations where those 16 points might be just what’s needed to turn the tides.

Shi Shi, oh Shi Shi...

The first day away from the Analog Horror, the first day missing the family.

Give a little more ti, I will uncover Kaidan’s secrets!

Only when thinking of Sun Wei and Shi Shi did Jiang Xiao’s mind feel a bit more normal.

He wanted to play gas with Bai Yi, play Go with Sun Wei, and push a cart around blowing air on Shi Shi as they chilled...

’Thump thump thump~’

Soone knocked on the door of Jiang Xiao’s room.