I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 56 - 54: Should Good People Be Held at Gunpoint?

Jiang Xiao stopped pushing the wooden cart.

"Hi boss, how much are the cold noodles?"

"Small portion three yuan, large portion five yuan."

"Um~ What about teddy bear cookies? How much are those?"

Boss: ? ? ?

"I don’t have teddy bear cookies here."

"Alright, then what about chocolate cookies? How much?"

"I don’t have teddy bear cookies either!"

The boss looked suspiciously at Jiang Xiao, pushing a wooden cart just like his own, seriously suspecting this guy was a rival sent to cause trouble!

Jiang Xiao waved his hand dismissively at the boss’s stall.

"Hey, you don’t have this and you don’t have that, why are you selling cold noodles out here?"

"Because I damn well sell cold noodles, that’s why!"

Thick Gift Crab!

The man’s gaze was so clear, the boss had reason to suspect his ntal health might not be quite right.

"What about Donggan Superman underwear? Do you have those for sale?"

"Why would I have such a thing!!"

The boss, pushing his own cart, decided to move elsewhere. How could he carry on business like this?

"I only have cold noodles here! To buy cookies, you should go to a convenience store! To buy underwear, just go to the supermarket!"

"Oh oh~ You could have just said you only sell cold noodles, and it would have been fine. It’s not like I’m not buying, geez, you’re hopeless~"

My goodness!

"I! I..."

The boss felt like he was about to have a heart attack, with a million speechless thoughts clogging his throat.

Well, forget it, forget it, business is about harmony.

"Fine, do you want to buy a small portion or a large portion?"

"I’ll take three teddy bear cookies."

Fuck squid mother provoke green pool!!!

So I’ve been talking to you all this ti for nothing?

"Leaving, closing up for today, I’m not doing business with you!"

Huh?

"Daddy~"

"Do you want so~"

Three little girls clung to Jiang Xiao’s pant legs, looking pitifully at him.

"But, daddy... I don’t have any money either, boss, can you give us any credit here?"

No money?

Good grief, turns out to be a freeloader, no wonder you’ve been babbling nonsense to .

The boss snorted coldly, indicating that the idea of giving credit was out of the question!

Jiang Xiao didn’t want to be forceful in front of Shi Shi...

"Right, could you co here?"

The three little girls leaned in, and Jiang Xiao whispered a bunch of stuff to them.

After listening to daddy’s plan, the girls hesitated.

"Can... can this really work?"

"Mom will hit us if she finds out, right?"

"If daddy says so, Shi Shi thinks it can definitely work!"

They nodded at each other and marched toward the boss’s noodle stall with small, neat steps.

Hmm?

"Hey! What are you three up to? I’m telling you, don’t think about swindling with kids, I have no money!"

"Uncle! Please give us a bite to eat~"

Bai Yi batted her watery, pitiful eyes.

"Uncle, our mom passed away before we were born... no, shortly after we were born..."

Mu Xitang’s acting was just as convincing as Bai Yi’s, I find it distressing.

"Boss, we, we haven’t eaten for a long ti... could you... could you possibly..."

Shi Shi’s performance was sowhat awkward, yet the outco seed the most genuine.

Oh no...

The boss was scratching his head under the pitiful gaze of the three girls.

Morally blackmailing , is that it?

"Eh, forget it, let’s just do a good deed."

"Can you eat spicy?"

"Just a little spicy. Mommy says kids shouldn’t eat too much spice, thank you boss, teehee!"

The boss made a small portion of cold noodles for each of the three girls.

Seeing their sly smiles, the boss knew he had been duped.

But it wasn’t a big deal; each of the three little girls was cuter than the last.

As a man, it’s hard to withstand such a charming and cute offensive.

"Boss, can, can you make an extra dish, no, two more?"

Boss: What on earth???

The scene unfolding before him was downright explosive in his entire career!

"Is he your dad?"

The boss pointed at Jiang Xiao standing nearby.

"Yes." The three little ones nodded.

"Am I your dad?"

"No." The three little ones shook their heads.

"Should he be responsible for taking care of you?"

"He should." The three nodded.

"Should I be responsible for taking care of you?"

"You shouldn’t." The three shook their heads.

"When you’re hungry, should you go to your dad?"

"We should." The three nodded again.

"When you’re hungry, should you co to , a stranger?"

"We shouldn’t." The three shook their heads.

"So you don’t co to him with expectations! And now you’re coming to ?"

"Because uncle is a good person~"

Wang Defa? Generous as a crab!

That’s just bullying the honest man!

"What? What the hell kind of ssed-up logic is that? Just because I’m a good guy, I should let myself be morally kidnapped?!"

But it was no use; the three little lasses were betting on the uncle’s soft heart.

They wore him down and got two large servings of cold noodles.

"Boss, you’re a good person, I think we’re bound to et again~"

"Off you go! Don’t pull that on , you make it sound like you’re cursing !"

Who in their right mind wants to be the good guy that gets walked all over?

He had no choice before, but if he had to do it over again...

The boss would choose to push his cart and run away at the first opportunity!

Watching the boss make a break for it, a smirk began to play on Jiang Xiao’s lips.

Interesting~

There wouldn’t really be any good Samaritans in "Analog Horror," would there?

His gut told him.

His fate with the boss might just go beyond this one encounter.

"Dad, here! We’ll save the spicy one for mom!"

"Alright, let’s head ho then; today was quite fun. I’ll hold onto the cold noodles for you, we’ll have them for dinner, so mom doesn’t have to cook again."

"Aww, dad, let have a bite first~"

’Sliurp~’

....

There’s still Plan B!

I must let them experience the deliciousness of Japanese cuisine when it’s ti for cooking!

...

anwhile, there was a dispute brewing over whether an apology should be made.

"If we admit it, how are we supposed to explain all the ssages we’ve spread over the years?"

After all, the textbooks had been around for years, always depicting things a certain way.

To admit it now.

Would be like slapping oneself in the face!

"Er, gentlen legislators, you all agreed to the decision when Kaida made it."

Xiao Cun Cilang spoke up; when you’re wrong, you have to admit it, stand tall and take the hit.

Putting aside whether we were wrong before, the main thing is our Kaida is still a guest at their place.

Right~

Exactly~

They had agreed to Kaida’s suggestion before, because no matter what, rescuing ichuan Neiku was definitely right!

Now that the person has been rescued, why should we keep our promise?

Xiao Cun Cilang’s expression soured.

If he wasn’t mistaken, these people were planning to abandon the Pri Minister...

This move... so very Cherry Blossom!

Compared to Dragon Country, they were just too petty!

But Xiao Cun Cilang underestimated the lawmakers’ slick maneuvers.

...

Turtle Town Sadamitsu was still eagerly awaiting the release of a public apology from his country so he could return.

But he didn’t get the apology he was waiting for.

Instead, he got an unwelco laugh from Director Wang.

"Well, aren’t you tough, Cherry Blossom Country? We even prepared a little surprise for you."