I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 551 - 517: Oh no, the fight for succession?
How did it co down to second sister and third sister?
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang, who were originally all smiles, exploded with anger in an instant.
They howled and were about to challenge Shi Shi one-on-one.
"Let’s settle this through strength! Whoever is the strongest is the elder sister!"
"Let’s play the endless version of Plants vs Zombies, whoever lasts longer is the elder sister!"
Mu Xitang and Bai Yi each threw out their best skills, trying to duel it out with Shi Shi.
Indeed.
Previously, Mu Xitang couldn’t beat Shi Shi, but the beauty of it was that during her ti on Blue Star, Mu Xitang crazily learned all the flashy moves of ancient martial arts from Dragon Country.
Like "crow flying on a plane," "tornado destroying a parking lot," and all that.
So, she was confident she had gotten much stronger and could definitely beat animal-eared Shi!
However, what Shi Shi said next completely caught the sisters off-guard.
"Settle this through strength?"
Shi Shi frowned, her face full of helplessness.
"Ah, we’re all kids, at this stage, I think we should focus on our studies. How can we be fighting and causing trouble every day? Aren’t you just worrying mom and dad?"
"What’s this plant zombies? Is it a kind of video ga? I don’t an to criticize you, Bai Yi, but you’re so young, what if you ruin your eyes? Instead of playing, wouldn’t it be better to read more books or solve more problems? That’s better than anything."
The wronged sisters: ....
Isn’t... Isn’t Shi Shi playing dirty?
Within a few words, not only did she belittle Bai Yi and Mu Xitang completely, but she also indirectly elevated her own "quality" as the eldest sister in the eyes of mom and dad.
The two exchanged glances and nodded in agreent.
They must collaborate!
Otherwise, taking on Shi Shi alone, they probably wouldn’t stand a chance.
This girl always knows how to make adults like her!
"Alright, alright, it’s all the sa to us who becos the sister among you three. Co on, Shi Shi, let’s go eat, I’ll warm up your food."
The al had been ready since half an hour ago.
But because Jiang Xiao had made a trip to Vampire Castle, it was delayed for quite so ti.
"Bai Yi, Xi Tang, you two co over as well, introduce the world we’re living in to Shi Shi, along with so laws that need to be followed. Oh, and about kindergarten, you three start school together tomorrow, I won’t be sending you off."
"Ah?" Both of their faces fell: "Why aren’t you sending us off? It’s still quite cold in the mornings."
Sun Wei was busy warming the food and didn’t turn back as she said, "Since Shi Shi has co back ho and she will be leading you, I’m reassured."
Damn!
Just when the two sisters had cald down, they exploded with anger once more.
What do you an you’re reassured with her leading us?!
Are you implying that Shi Shi is more reliable than us?
"Mom! No way, I still want you to take us~"
Bai Yi made a big jump!
She clung tightly to Sun Wei, refusing to let go, using her tried and true tactic of acting coquettishly, which never failed!
"Bai Yi, didn’t you see mom is busy warming the food, can you stop throwing a tantrum?"
"Exactly, Bai Yi. You should learn from Shi Shi. You’re attending kindergarten and still think you’re a small child."
Bai Yi: "?"
Damn, how has Shi Shi changed so much?
Hehe~
Watching Bai Yi and Mu Xitang scrambling, Shi Shi’s lips curled up into a smile.
Once she knew that Bai Yi and Xi Tang had been brought here, she had planned on becoming the big sister.
Not for anything else.
Mainly because these two are too stupid, either they only know how to fight, or they only know how to eat.
If I let myself follow their pace, I’d be ruined.
Therefore, before coming out, Shi Shi set a goal for herself that she had to be the big sister!
The atmosphere at this al was extrely weird.
Jiang Xiao, anyway, didn’t care about anything and just kept his head down to show off his eating.
Sun Wei kept serving Shi Shi with dishes, as in her heart, Shi Shi must have suffered great grievances during this ti.
As for Bai Yi and Mu Xitang...
Both were almost grinding their molars, wanting to pick on Shi Shi but afraid of being "counter-killed" by her.
Finally, it was ti for dinner...
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang imdiately pulled Shi Shi to sit on a sofa nearby.
"I say, we’re all equal, why do you want to act like the big boss?"
"That’s right! We don’t distinguish between big and small titles; otherwise, it’ll affect our sisterly relationship!"
The two finally understood, they wouldn’t fight to be the big sister, but they also didn’t need an extra big sister out of nowhere.
Shi Shi rolled her eyes at them and said,
"I don’t want to be your big sister, but I need you to listen to , and don’t go snitching on whatever I do."
Wang Defa?
Isn’t this just bossing them around like underlings?
That’s not okay!
Mu Xitang even pulled out her big V certification [Pink Haired Sect Hierarch]!
"Hey, hey, hey! Get it clear. I now have countless believers, and you want to listen to you? Do you know my fans stretch from Dragon Country to France?"
"That’s right!" Bai Yi got excited too: "The people who like could circle the globe!"
Alright, watching the two bluster, Shi Shi could only helplessly spread her hands.
"But, I don’t want Dad to go into Kaidan. I think since this thing can mysteriously appear in this world, there must be a way to end it, right?"
She paused, then asked the two.
"You two have been here for quite so ti, right? It can’t be that all you do every day is just eat and play gas? Have you dug up any useful information?"
The wronged sisters: ...
"You can’t be serious? After all this ti you haven’t done anything? Just watching Dad laboriously work in Kaidan? You’re content living your life?"
The wronged sisters: ...
They had nothing to say.
"Actually, Dad is very powerful, you know. Dealing with Kaidan is easier than the first level of Plants vs. Zombies!"
"Zombies, zombies, that’s all you know about zombies! Those who don’t know would think your brains have been eaten by zombies. Even if Dad is powerful, why does he still have to go to Kaidan and spend so much ti there before coming back only to go in again just a few days later?"
The two sisters were completely rendered speechless.
They... hadn’t thought about how to end Kaidan, or rather, no one had that kind of thought.
"I have a cell phone that can contact people from the world of Kaidan."
Mu Xiaoyu weakly raised the phone hanging around her neck.
"Really?"
Shi Shi was sowhat incredulous; how could such an important item be with Mu Xitang?
"Yeah, of course, it’s real, but it can’t make calls. I can see news from the world of Kaidan, but can’t send ssages actively."
"Hmm, let see."
Shi Shi took it as a matter of course, and Mu Xitang didn’t refuse, handing the phone directly to her.
Is it really?
Couldn’t actively contact or ssage people in the world of Kaidan.
Maybe treating this phone more like a "TV" would be apt; you can only watch but can’t communicate with the people inside the TV.
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