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"Open the door to a new world for ?"

Niu Jieshi snorted with laughter.

What a joke.

He could say, without exaggeration, that his tools and thods incorporated an array of structural patterns from ancient to modern tis, from ho and abroad.

A culmination of domineering, cruel, perverse, and dark elents.

Capable of causing a normal man to completely break down ntally within one hour.

No doubt—

Right before his eyes, there was a living example.

"In the realm of perversion, I’ve nothing left to learn."

Niu Jieshi clasped his hands behind his back, the air of a lonely yet invincible master about him.

Jiang Xiao leaned in closer to Niu Jieshi’s ear.

"Is that so? But have you ever heard of the ’wooden donkey’?"

Niu Jieshi paused, first nodding, then shaking his head.

"Never used it, but the na itself sounds utterly boring, just child’s play~"

"What about lingchi and flaying? Have you heard of them?"

Jiang Xiao asked quietly, leaning into Niu Jieshi.

"No, but they also sound boring, like kids playing house, just from the na."

You haven’t heard of them?

Then that’s easy.

"Playing house? Ha, the exquisite techniques and knowledge within that are vast!"

Niu Jieshi looked incredulous.

What techniques are needed for flaying?

If he wanted, he could deal with ichuan Neiku on the spot.

Seeing Niu Jieshi’s gaze, Jiang Xiao continued talking, unfazed.

Hissss...

Could the world really hold such beautiful things?

Seeing Niu Jieshi’s repressed look on his face, Jiang Xiao wore a look of disdain.

"Ha, what are you talking about? To , simply cutting open a back with a knife is child’s play, and there are several other thods that yield even better effects!"

"What? There are thods with better effects?!"

Niu Jieshi’s interest was thoroughly piqued; what did he know about all these flashy tricks?

His specialty had always been sheer perversion.

Such refined and graceful techniques indeed set his once-cool heart ablaze!

"Don’t you dare lie to , kid!"

"Why would I lie to you? Co closer; we can’t speak too loudly, it won’t pass the review."

Jiang Xiao whispered a whole lot of information into Niu Jieshi’s ear.

The latter’s eyes beca brighter, and his breathing more rapid...

How could there be such ingeniously exquisite tortures in the world!

No!

This wasn’t torture!

This was the most elegant art...

He couldn’t wait to comnce a wild experint on ichuan Neiku’s body!

Seeing the fervent look in the man’s eyes, Jiang Xiao stopped speaking.

Niu Jieshi couldn’t help but urge him on.

"Co on, keep going, what about sawing? Why did you stop halfway?"

"Just halfway, first release the person, then I’ll tell you the other half."

"No problem, I’ll release them right now!"

Niu Jieshi still had that much integrity.

He imdiately dragged ichuan Neiku out like a dead dog and tossed him aside.

Only then did Jiang Xiao lean in and whisper the rest of the tortures to him.

While he spoke, Niu Jieshi kept interjecting with his own thoughts.

"Hisss, I think it could be done this way..."

"Ah! Indeed! Then couldn’t it also be done that way?"

"Holy shit! Smart bro, how did I not think of that?"

The two exchanged a series of "hehehe’s" and "ha ha ha’s."

After exchanging a look—

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Soon,

Two like-minded individuals were talking shoulder-to-shoulder.

Even feeling as if they had t each other too late in life!

Those lurking in the Dragon Country’s live stream had never dreamt the situation would take this turn.

"Can anyone explain to ?"

"Do ntal cases and old perverts really have so much in common to talk about?"

The looks they exchanged were seriously like they had mixed cornstarch slurry, sleazy to the point of exuding an odor of flirtation!

Good heavens, I really can’t imagine what these two would turn into after such deep interaction.

Uh, evolve into a perverted psychopath and a psychotic pervert? A little from column A, a little from column B?

Just as they were happily whispering to each other, Niu Jieshi suddenly looked at Jiang Xiao Yi with surprise.

"Brother Jiang, you didn’t misspeak, did you? To kill him? Are you sure you want to do that? Hiss, what’s in it for you?"

"Ha! We in Dragon Country have an old saying, ’A thousand cups of wine are too few when shared with a friend.’ I’m not after anything, I just want to make friends with you!"

Niu Jieshi was stunned...

When had this pervert ever been acknowledged like this?

Let alone being acknowledged, he didn’t even have a single friend in the village!

And now, soone who shared the sa perverse hobbies as him was generously teaching him his own thods.

For the first ti, he felt what it was like to be recognized and encouraged...

Alas, each of them served a different master.

Otherwise, Niu Jieshi would certainly have sought to beco blood brothers with Jiang Xiao, forming an alliance beyond re friendship!

"Brother Jiang!"

"Brother Niu!"

"Say no more! Has that old lady Sun Wei ever bullied you? Want to take her down for you?"

"No, no, we’re very loving. If I ever leave..."

Jiang Xiao Yi gave Niu Jieshi a suggestive eyebrow raise.

The latter patted his chest in assurance.

"Ha, just go with peace of mind, little brother. With big brother here, not just our village but in all the eight surrounding villages, no one dares to bully my little brother’s wife!"

"Alright, with brother’s words, I am relieved!"

A hint of tears glead in the eyes of Niu Jieshi, this pervert of a man.

Was this what kindred spirits felt like, a kind of telepathy?

Warm and comforting!

"Big brother, I’ll take off first; my wife is waiting for outside."

"Little brother! Call your wife over to my place; we’re going to butcher the pig’s leg today!"

"Ha, where’s the ti for that? There are three kids waiting for ."

Niu Jieshi insisted on seeing Jiang Xiao Yi to the door before returning.

In the ti to co...

He was going to be crafting so props that would shine through the annals of history!

All those operations Brother Jiang talked about required so magical props for assistance.

Fortunately, Niu Jieshi had studied carpentry for a couple of years, otherwise, he really wouldn’t have managed.

"Husband?"

Sun Wei: Σ(º口º*)Huh?

She was stunned when she saw Jiang Xiao Yi and Niu Jieshi erge, arm in arm.

The next second her mindset collapsed...

It was over!

She hadn’t expected Jiang Xiao Yi to go to such lengths to save soone...

Although actually, nothing had happened between them.

But how could Sun Wei believe that?

Especially since Niu Jieshi was smiling warmly as he waved goodbye to Jiang Xiao Yi.

If anyone said nothing had happened, Sun Wei would never believe it, not even if she were beaten to death!

"Yike, don’t touch my hand! Also, tonight you’re eating at the sa table as Da Huang, and sleeping with him too, don’t co and disgust !"

Da Huang?

Jiang Xiao Yi’s expression blanked out.

Holy crap, she wants to share a table with Da Huang, the yard dog?

"Wife! You’ve misunderstood!"

Misunderstood?

"Empty words prove nothing; you two definitely struck so unspeakable deal in the basent."

"Otherwise why didn’t you let go down with you?"

"Even ichuan Neiku got kicked out by Niu Jieshi, huh? Now that you’ve done the deed, you also know it’s shaful, right?"

Jiang Xiao Yi was so baffled by her intricate train of thought that he found himself montarily at a loss for words.

The barrage comnts were also having a laugh.

"Jiang Xiao Yi also has his monts of getting cowed, huh?"

"Such a misunderstanding... unbearable for anyone."

"And Sun Wei’s speculation seems pretty logical, right?"

"Jiang Xiao Yi has no way to prove his innocence; the only other person involved is Niu Jieshi."

"You can’t expect a shit-stirrer to prove he didn’t stir shit, can you?"

"Now Jiang Xiao Yi is caught between a rock and a hard place... If it’s not shit, it sure looks like it."

"I thought this episode of Kaidan was going to be a horror flick; turns out it’s a family ethics cody."

Sun Wei: ???

Barrage: ???

What are you talking about?!