I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 35: Dynamic Moves

What wave?

Wang i gave Jiang Xiao, who looked like an idiot, a strange glance, her face imdiately adorned with a mocking expression.

"Sun Wei, oh Sun Wei, who would have thought you'd end up with a fool for a husband~"

Hearing Wang i calling Jiang Xiao a fool,

Sun Wei, who usually had an emotionless heart, felt a rare stir of feelings.

"Honey, you go back and help Shi Shi and the others prepare so hot water for bathing, I'll finish up here and head back."

"Oh? Am I seeing things? You're actually on this silly man's side?"

"He's not a fool!"

Sun Wei yelled at Wang i for the first ti.

"That's right, that's right, I'm not a fool, you're the one with seven layers of fat on your belly, you old witch-faced hag!"

Wang i's face darkened.

Even if he was a fool, he shouldn't be allowed to insult her twice in a row!

"Husband! Go back now!"

"No way! Shi Shi and the others are still peeking from upstairs, I can't abandon them!"

"What you an to say is 'lose face'! Hurry back, stop causing trouble!"

"I am Donggan Superman, I will definitely protect you!"

Wang i had lines of frustration across her face!

"Hey hey hey! Do you two think I don't exist?"

"Wife, just leave this old fat hag to ! Watch my Donggan wave!"

Jiang Xiao decisively stood in front of Sun Wei, facing Wang i!

Sun Wei was stunned.

Jiang Xiao was actually standing in front of her?

Does he not realize his wife is a weirdo?

He's a human, he could not have really put himself fully into the role of a husband, could he?

Although the current Jiang Xiao looked childish and his actions were extrely awkward...

He kind of looked like a little hero protecting his wife~

At this mont, the comnts exploded.

"Dang! Truly worthy of being Spirit Jiang!!"

"Laugh at the situation, not the person, Spirit Jiang is a real man!"

"Donggan wave... I'm actually crying."

"It's my first ti seeing soone chosen stand in front of a weirdo..."

"Excuse , do you think Jiang Xiao is in his right mind?"

"Er, don't try to understand the existence of a ntally ill person."

"You say he's normal, would a normal person stand up for a weirdo? You say he's not normal, but would an abnormal person know to protect his wife?"

"Look, the fat old hag is pissed."

No need for comnts to indicate, being insulted continually by a fool could not possibly make one happy.

Especially when this fool is trying to exterminate her with sothing like Donggan waves.

"Childish! Sun Wei! You don't want this man? Then let have him!"

"Wang i, you dare!"

Sun Wei pulled Jiang Xiao back, standing in front herself.

"What! The old hag with seven layers of fat actually blocked my Donggan wave?"

"Fool, shut up! I don't have that many layers of fat!"

"Are you forcing to unleash Donggan Superman's ultimate move?"

"Husband! Go ho!"

"Daddy, keep it up!!"

Upstairs, Shi Shi cheered him on through the window.

"Wa~hahahahaha~~~ don't worry, daddy has more tricks up his sleeve!"

I'm so screwed!

Wang i felt utterly disheveled in the wind.

She felt she got absolutely no respect!

"Sun Wei! I am truly angry today! Hand over this damn man, or you're going to suffer!"

For the first ti under Wang i's oppression, Sun Wei firmly stood her ground.

"Fat hag, want to eat him? I suggest you let go of that idea!"

As the two faced off,

Jiang Xiao perford a flying dragon move, wrapping around to Wang i's back.

"Try my ultimate move! See the light, see the light~~"

With a 'click' sound~

Or rather, get so help.

The scene suddenly fell silent...

Sun Wei cleared her throat and looked off into the distance.

The three little girls upstairs also stopped cheering, swiftly changing the topic.

They began discussing where in Super Mario one could hit to get an extra life mushroom.

"Muahahaha~Muahahahaha~~~"

Only Jiang Xiao, not only did he feel no embarrassnt, but he proudly laughed with his hands on his hips, head tilted back.

"You old witch with a seven-layer beer belly, how about that, scared now?"

"Next up, I'll perform: Donggan Superman versus the Stinky Alien Witch!"

Wang i's body trembled violently, her face a mixture of red from either sha or anger.

The villagers nearby had already seen her disgrace!

Damn it, ambushed by this maniac!

In the end, her sha temporarily overca her anger.

"You two wait for , this isn't over!"

After her threats, Wang i furiously pulled up her pants and ran ho, head down.

It wasn't that she was backing down.

It's just there was no longer the right atmosphere for a fight!

You've seen people take off their shirts in a fight, but who takes off their pants?

And to top it off, pants that belonged to soone else!

She was careless, who would have thought that human could move so fast?

Her attention had been all on Sun Wei.

If she had paid a little more attention to Jiang Xiao, her pants wouldn't have been taken off.

Thus, a crisis had been effortlessly diffused by Jiang Xiao.

"Honey, let's go back and continue our al."

Sun Wei wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, also feeling sowhat worried.

If a real fight had broken out, her family of five wouldn't stand a chance against that fat witch.

Jiang Xiao, looking at the fresh blood on Sun Wei's mouth from Wang i's slap, had various thoughts swirling in his head.

If possible, he wouldn't mind getting rid of that fat witch.

Jiang Xiao followed Sun Wei back to continue their al.

But the other Chosen Ones weren't so lucky.

[Rule Four: Your neighbors aren't very friendly, please protect your family.]

Now every "neighbor" seed to pick al tis to cause trouble.

Unlike Sun Wei confronting Wang i directly, most Chosen Ones and their spouses had a favorability rating of zero.

Take ichuan Neiku for example.

He was feeding his mother-in-law chive and egg dumplings.

He was disgusted to have to chew the dumplings before feeding them to the old hag.

But after enduring the tortures of administering dicine and lunch.

ichuan Neiku's resistance to his mother-in-law had increased, Kuku just kept feeding.

And then.

A man, looking like Black Tornado Li Kui, a burly brute with a hairy chest, blocked the gate to ichuan Neiku's house fiercely.

"Hey! Zhou Qin! How do you calculate your ho's foundation? I'm telling you, either pay up or I'll dig up your house!"

"Where are you? Don't damn play dead, if you don't co out I'm bursting in! Don't bla for losing it then!"

"Zhou Qin! Get out here now!"

Zhou Qin?

Although ichuan Neiku knew the strong man was cursing his wife, he chose to remain indifferent.

"Hey, husband, soone is cursing , and you're pretending not to hear?"

Ah, well...

ichuan Neiku glanced at the man's muscular build, shivering suddenly.

This guy.

Probably one punch could ss up his endocrine system!

"Honey, let's just stick to the facts, he wouldn't be cursing you for no reason, right? Think about it, are you really completely blaless?"

Everyone: ????

"What could I have possibly done wrong? The land was willingly sold to our family by Niu Jieshi, and now he wants to take it back? So, are they treating us like suckers or what?"

Even the old lady was advising ichuan Neiku, as head of the family, he should really stand up to Niu Jieshi and argue the point.

"He definitely intends to fight for it, but I don't think he plans on arguing reasonably..."

ichuan Neiku had decided to be a turtle and withdraw into his shell.

To hell with everyone!

He would rather see Zhou Qin, the old lady, and the fat guy die at the hands of this hairy-chested man!

'Bang!'

The unlocked wooden door was kicked open by the hairy-chested brute.

"Zhou Qin! You're indeed ho? Playing dead! Is playing dead helpful?!"

Zhou Qin, frustrated, shook ichuan Neiku's arm vigorously.

"Husband! Aren't you going to do sothing? They're bullying us right into our house!"

ichuan Neiku took a closer look at the strong man up close, and his body tensed!

The guy's forearm was as thick as his own thigh!

"What are you looking at? Are you Zhou Qin's new husband? What, you have sothing to say?!"

"Hehe, brother, I indeed have sothing to say."

Hmm?

What's going on, is Neiku-kun finally standing up?