I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 32 Winning People Over with Virtue

Just as the people of Dragon Country were angrily denouncing the three countries and pro-foreigners.

Jiang Xiao and his daughters were about to reach their 30-minute gaming limit.

At that ti, Shi Shi actually put down her ga controller and even snatched the one in Mu Xitang's hands.

"Mom said you can only play for 30 minutes a day~"

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang pouted, still wanting to continue playing.

But glancing at Shi Shi and then at Jiang Xiao, they reluctantly put away their desire to play.

Bai Yi even thoughtfully went to turn off the TV.

This dad in front of them was the most fun, he could tell stories, play dead, and even draw chubby Zuo Wein cartoons.

And they hadn't even played Donggan Superman fighting bare-butt aliens or the most realistic house gas!

Now they really didn't want to let Jiang Xiao "die"...

Seeing the three little girls looking reluctantly at the ga console, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but chuckle.

The expressions on the three cuties clearly showed they still wanted to keep playing.

The pro-foreigners and the people from those three countries had all stopped their yapping.

[What? Am I blind? Jiang Sang's daughter actually stopped playing the ga voluntarily? IP: Lighthouse Country]

[Damn! Cheating! This man from Dragon Country definitely cheated, smida! IP: Korea]

[Wang Defa? Emphasize? Holy squid! My Aunt Qino couldn't figure out why Jiang Xiao's daughter would be so well-behaved after breaking her 12-year-old leather boots! ID: Lighthouse Country]

The pro-foreigner group fell silent again, seeing yet another unfathomable move from Jiang Xiao.

[Cough, I always felt Dragon Country could do it! Though I'm physically in the Lighthouse, my heart is with my holand, as sure as heaven and earth, as sure as sun and moon! IP Lighthouse Country]

[The pro-foreigner above, what big crap are you pulling? Do you think we can't read Chinese or what? Tell which country you are in now!]

[I'm reminded of that guy who ssed up, people like him should be fed with laxative soup!]

Mad, the people from Dragon Country in the Lighthouse Country are not just simple pro-foreigners.

Sotis, they are ****, they are ***!

[Wow, look at Jiang God! What's he up to?!]

Jiang Xiao actually turned the TV back on.

And he himself grabbed a ga controller and started playing.

"It's okay, mom said you can only play for half an hour, but dad didn't agree, I'll play with you, don't be scared!"

Jiang Xiao was perfectly normal now, he just wanted to spend this lovely afternoon ti with the adorable little girls.

As for the so-called rules, to hell with them.

Jiang Xiao's sixth sense told him that this third rule definitely wasn't a deadly one.

The three little lasses: ???

Bai Yi shouted excitedly, "Daddy! You are the best and most aweso dad in the world!!"

Mu Xitang made the first move, grabbing the second ga controller while the other two weren't paying attention.

Shi Shi bit her lower lip gently and then silently stood behind Jiang Xiao.

If mom ca, she could still try to persuade...

The live stream room in Dragon Country boiled over again.

[HAHAHA, Yeehaw! Jiang Xiao is really a good citizen, this move is truly a ten-year veteran move, so rusty! IP: Lighthouse Country]

[We in the Pickled Empire also really admire Jiang Xiao, if we hadn't seen it with our own eyes, I'd doubt he was our enemy, smida. IP: Korea]

[God is fair, this yellow-skinned monkey is digging his own grave! My Aunt Qino is already happily dancing the tango~ IP: Lighthouse Country]

The people of Dragon Country were sowhat silent, at a loss for words, watching Jiang Xiao's next move.

Maybe rule three isn't deadly after all?

Maybe Sun Wei can't kill Jiang Xiao's immortal body?

Director Wang helplessly sprawled in his chair.

"I wondered why it cleared up, turns out Jiang Xiao left speechless..."

...

"Ah, daddy, I don't want to play Contra, it's too easy to die, I can't even get past the second level, please dear daddy, let's change the ga~"

Little pink-haired Mu Xitang nestled into Jiang Xiao's arms, coquettishly nudging him back and forth.

Ignoring the children's fondness for killing dad chanic.

Their looks really are the dream girls of countless people.

Especially when they act spoiled, they lt the hearts of countless mommy and daddy viewers.

"Watch closely, this is the secret technique handed down to by the dean!"

After the title screen on the TV stabilized, Jiang Xiao sneakily hid the ga controller away from the little ones' view.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A!

bing~

Under the stupefied expressions of the three little lasses, the number of figures on the screen jumped from three to thirty!

"Wow!! Daddy, you're too amazing!"

"I want to play too! Dad, I want to, please teach this move, please!"

"I.. I want to learn too, please dad."

Even Shi Shi had dropped her usual aloof deanor.

But Jiang Xiao refused very decisively.

"No way! This secret technique was given to by the dean, I had to beg old Bi Deng for a long ti before he agreed to tell ! If you want to learn it, you have to perform well later~"

At that mont, the dean who was watching the live stream outside first showed a smile, then his expression darkened.

He was happy that the kid still rembered this thing.

But the ntion of "old Bi Deng" almost sent his blood pressure through the roof.

[It's over, Jiang Xiao has broken Rule One! He refused his daughter's request for the secret technique!]

[Looking at the first floor, it's clear this is from a newbie, totally figured out.]

[What are you babbling about on the first floor? When has Jiang Xiao not broken a rule, just look at your inexperienced airs!]

Unsurprisingly, even though Jiang Xiao had broken a rule, the three little girls did not seem upset at all.

Although Shi Shi and the others had sullen faces due to Jiang Xiao's refusal, appearing downcast,

anyone with children would know this was just their way of pouting and sulking; truly upset children didn't act like this.

Not only that, aside from Mu Xitang who was currently playing with Jiang Xiao.

Bai Yi and Shi Shi were standing on either side of Jiang Xiao, massaging his shoulders.

They were all thinking of performing well to soon get their hands on Dad's exclusive secret technique!

Damn?

Can you even play like this?

Those lurking in Dragon Country's broadcast room imdiately relayed this ssage back to their own countries.

"Yo Xi! Telling kids the techniques to get extra lives in Contra can greatly improve their affection for their father? Dead on search~"

"This information is terrific, alongside the information obtained last ti, we can pass it all at once to our Lighthouse Country's Chosen."

"Mr. President, the assembly has unanimously passed, we can relay the information to our Pickled Empire's Chosen now, ssi!"

While the ssage was being relayed across different countries,

Sun Wei, who had been napping upstairs, ca down.

She imdiately noticed the three daughters gathered around the living room television playing video gas.

Even Jiang Xiao, their father, was playing with them?!

"Jiang Xiao! What is this?! What kind of father are you, playing video gas with your own daughters?!"

The three little girls imdiately dropped their controllers and stood at attention, classically looking down at their toes.

Jiang Xiao shook the controller at Sun Wei.

"What's wrong with playing gas? We were just having a lot of fun and a bit of relaxation is necessary every once in a while. Besides..."

"Nonsense!"

Sun Wei cut him off.

"What kind of father are you? Instead of this, why don't you use this ti to teach them so arithtic?"

Sun Wei's eyes had reddened, terrifying bloody streaks appeared on her face, and her cheeks twitched uncontrollably.

"This is what teachers should teach. As parents, we must prioritize our children's happiness. Shi Shi and the others haven't even been to kindergarten, why should they suffer from learning ahead of ti?"

"Playing gas is addictive! Playing gas is wrong!"

"Has all play been void of addiction? Did you never skip rope or play with beanbags as a child? Did you never play hopscotch or cross the river? Did you never kick shuttlecocks or jump ropes?"

"I believe the essence of gas is the sa. Although video gas are highly addictive, as a father, I'm confident in managing that Shi Shi and the others won't beco overwheld by them."

His speech not only rendered Sun Wei speechless,

but even silenced the live broadcast room.

My God, where is the Jiang Xiao who used to seem crazy?

His logic was clear, his speech lucid, he really nailed it!

Unable to outargue Jiang Xiao, Sun Wei decided not to bicker further.

"Nonsense!"

'Crack!'

Sun Wei's sudden strike left everyone unresponsive.

What was initially Jiang Xiao facing his daughters had now turned to facing them...

"Daddy!!!"

Shi Shi cried out in despair, her favorite dad's neck had been twisted.

Tears also brimd in Bai Yi and Mu Xitang's large eyes, their little hands clenched white.

"Mom, why did you have to kill Dad? We... we promise we won't get addicted to gaming... sob..."

"Wah!! Mom! I want you to bring Daddy back to us! Bring him back!! Sob sob sob..."

"Daddy had promised to play house with us, we still wanted to draw Fat Zuo Wein comics together..."

"Mom, why did you have to kill the dad we loved?"