I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 26: I am filial, right, Grandpa?

Fuck!

I've dominated "Kaidan" for so long, when did the chosen one get slapped in the face?!

The old man's black mist quickly spread out and enveloped Jiang Xiao's body.

[Crayon Shin-chan effect: Because you are rampant and oblivious to danger, weird powers cannot contaminate you..]

The contamination ca quickly and left just as fast.

Jiang Xiao felt his thoughts go blank all of a sudden.

It was like the feeling when you dream of falling into a ditch or when you misstep while walking, and your brain goes blank all of a sudden.

His mind entered a montary state of complete emptiness, unable to perceive anything from the outside world.

Of course, it was only for a mont before he returned to normal.

Just as he was savoring that strange sensation, the foreigners in the live stream started making noise.

[Yo Xi! Hahaha! Jiang Xiao's move was absolutely great! IP: Sakura Empire]

[Ashi! Well done! Great way to die, I feel ya! IP: Korea]

[Good! Hahaha, this Jiang Xiao is even dumber than our Wo Xi! IP: Philippines]

Uh...

People from Dragon Country can't understand.

It's just that Jiang Xiao was contaminated, right?

Do these foreigners really need to be this excited...

At this mont, the old man who thought he had successfully infected the other was grinning with his big teeth showing.

Heh, dare to slap ?

Chosen one oblivious to danger, fall into the endless abyss...

Seeing the old man's slap-worthy face, Jiang Xiao slapped him again.

'Smack!'

An old molar with bloodstains flew out of the old man's mouth.

"My knock! Old Bideng, still baring your teeth at ? I think you haven't figured out your place! Next ti, better shake your brain properly before making eye contact with !"

Old man: ????

Holy shit, what the fuck?

Why didn't this guy die?!

People from Dragon Country are already accustod to this.

Jiang Xiao's physical invincibility is well known in Dragon Country.

A re infection?

That's nothing at all!

[Jiang God is still that Jiang God, Old Bideng is just asking for it!]

[Yeah, that's the right flavor! That's exactly what we want.]

And many foreigners seeing Jiang Xiao contaminated yet still lively and even slapping the bizarre back couldn't hold it any longer.

[What? Are you sure? Oh my God! What did I just see?! IP: Philippines]

[Nani??? D: Sakura Empire.]

[Ashi! This chosen one from Dragon Country must have cheats, I have to report it, I feel ya! IP: Korea]

[?????? IP: Philippines]

[Haha, look at these clueless foreigners~]

These countries with no real power and full of arrogance are the real bumpkins.

Conversely, big nations like Lighthouse Country and Bear Country didn't react much because they had already gotten the news that Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country has a talent akin to being "immortal."

Seeing the old man still unconvinced, Jiang Xiao raised his hand.

"Old Bideng, you still don't accept this?"

Seeing the hand that had slapped him several tis before, the old man involuntarily winced.

He may be bizarre, but he fears pain too!

"This dicine, are you taking it... or not?"

The old man hastily nodded his head.

If he continued being stubborn, his remaining teeth probably won't be preserved today!

Seeing the other party admit defeat, Jiang Xiao struck a Superman pose with one hand on his hip.

"Muahaha, muahahaha, consider wise! Donggan Superman will always stand against evil!"

Jiang Xiao's sudden shift in deanor left the old man speechless...

What the actual fuck is going on with this guy?

You ant to say 'consider yourself wise' and 'never stand with evil', right?

Compared to Jiang Xiao's violent dicating,

The other chosen ones weren't having such an easy ti.

Everybody's kids were different, so their grandparents were different too.

So didn't just look unwell but actually appeared quite spirited.

Among them, ichuan Neiku from Sakura Empire looked particularly distraught.

At the mont, he had a troubled look on his face, awkwardly watching the old grandma with yellow teeth lying on the bed.

"You are my son, what's wrong with mouth-to-mouth dication? I'm old; I really can't swallow it."

ichuan Neiku's son Da Zhuang was egging him on from the side.

"Dad, go for it! Weren't you feeding her daily? Why stop today? Could it be... you're not my dad?"

ichuan Neiku shivered in fear and imdiately patted his chest, assuring completely okay.

He agreed!

The spooky grandma directly craned her yellow-toothed mouth towards ichuan Neiku.

"Co on, darling~ our love is as deep as the sea~ give a kiss! Mua~~~~"

Holy shit!!!

I'm going all out!

It's just mouth-to-mouth dication, no big deal.

Again, that kind of situation is quite common in their hotown, nothing to fuss about!

Just close your eyes, stretch your neck, and get it over with quickly!

"Darn, watching cherry blossoms seems to be deeply disturbing indeed."

"Watching on a foot community online?"

"They're really wild, that old lady must be in her eighties, right? The wrinkles on her face are rougher than the bark of an old poplar tree."

"Damn it... The traditions of the Sakura Empire are indeed disgustingly unbearable. IP: Korea"

"My eyes burn, we can't understand this either. IP: India"

"What! Everyone else might have the right to speak, but your India doesn't even spare the big lizards, what right do you have to criticize our Great Sakura Empire! IP: Sakura Empire"

At this mont, ichuan Neiku was about to face it.

"Honey, you're so good, mua~~~"

The creepy old woman hooked his neck and pulled him down forcefully.

Oh, my God!

The mont they faced each other, ichuan Neiku even felt a surge of desire to commit seppuku.

That death sll, oh my f**k!

Did the creepy old lady have old leek boxes for breakfast?

Damn it!

It was definitely leek boxes!

ichuan Neiku could already feel the leek strands stuck between the old lady's yellow teeth!

"Ugh..ugh...ugh wah!"

Couldn't handle it, really couldn't handle it, ichuan Neiku imdiately retracted his head, vomiting continuously.

The creepy old woman's complexion darkened.

"What? Are you despising , your mother?"

"When you were a naive baby, wasn't I the one who took care of your every pee and poop?"

"How co I didn't find you disgusting back then?"

"Now that my body isn't well and I need you to help take so dicine, you can't do it?"

"Damn it, mom, I... ugh! That's not what I ant. You... ugh, just give so ti to recover..."

Give you ti my ass!

The old lady wrapped her arm around ichuan Neiku's neck, pulling him to her lips for a classic dominant kiss.

ichuan Neiku swore, this was the first ti in his life he understood what the abyss of hell was like...

It felt like chewing on a dry piece of old tree bark, and it even had an old sour taste of leeks.

Oh my f**k...

It was like soone's rotten soybean paste!

Wait...

Sothing about the taste isn't right?

Damn it!

These aren't today's leeks; these strands have been fernting for over three days.

After a long while.

The old woman contentedly took all the dicine in ichuan Neiku's mouth for herself.

Looking at her son, stupefied like a wooden chicken, she nodded in satisfaction.

"Hmm... Not bad, but you should really pay attention to your oral hygiene, it's a bit strong."

My breath is a bit strong?

Sotis, an offhand comnt is the last straw that breaks the cal's back...

ichuan Neiku glanced around vacantly.

The red-cheeked old woman with yellow teeth couldn't stop laughing.

Her son, watching the disaster unfold with schadenfreude.

A feeling of mutual speechlessness, only tears flowing and drawing swords in confusion mixed together,

Causing his tears to uncontrollably slide down from the corners of his eyes.

"Oh, by the way, you can't be careless about feeding dicine; I need you to do it every day."

ichuan Neiku: ????

...

At this ti, Jiang Xiao had finished feeding the dicine.

It's worth ntioning that during the feeding, the old man couldn't help but glare at Jiang Xiao.

As you might expect.

The dry old face was forcefully brought back to life by Jiang Xiao.

Anyway, it looked flushed.

"Daddy, daddy, is the dicine fed? Mom's calling you to co down for dinner."

"Daddy, today I want you to feed ."

"Hmph, childish."

The three little girls tiptoed upstairs to get Jiang Xiao to co down to eat.

But they dared not enter the room and just stood outside the door calling for Jiang Xiao, the fear in their eyes growing more apparent.

"Of course, the dicine is fed! After all, I'm extraordinarily filial to our grandfather, aren't I, grandpa?"

The old man initially wanted to complain, but a glimpse caught Jiang Xiao's stretching palm...

"Grandpa, speak up, what does your silence an? Hisss, are you suggesting I've abused you?"

Jiang Xiao shifted slightly, positioning his fist near a vulnerable spot on the old man.

"Speak up! Haven't I taken good care of you?"

Then he warned in a tone only the two of them could hear.

"If you don't speak, I might have to let you taste my Sky Horse teor Explosive Chicken Punch~"

Goddamn Explosive Chicken Punch!

"Mmm...mmm...mmm..." The old man, unable to speak, his face turned purple with fear: "Good, well taken care of! good! very good!"

The three little lasses stood with their mouths slightly open: ???