I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror Chapter 115 - 109: Uncle, Did the Toilet Explode?

Why does Jiang Xiao attract the hearts of little girls so much?

Isn’t it obvious?

Back at the Split Hospital, Jiang Xiao was constantly role-playing with Wang Xiao’ai.

One as Pai Daxing, and the other as Sandy.

Let’s not talk about how Wang Xiao’ai was initially tornted to the point of breaking down.

Later, the two of them got along very pleasantly.

And with Shi Shi’s three little ones?

That goes without saying. First, Crayon Shin-chan possessed him, boosting the likability.

Then, he even spoiled Shi Shi as if she were his own daughter.

Everyone witnessed this.

Jiang Xiao deserved to be loved by children!

And as for this little Ran...

You can tell.

This little girl mainly helped Jiang Xiao serve the soup because she hoped this uncle-manager could teach her the technique of blowing bubbles.

Everyone at the dining table was feasting voraciously, as they were all panicked with hunger the night before, and now they had to replenish their nutrition.

Aunt Xiu’s chopsticks paused while picking up a slice of at; she suddenly realized soone was missing.

"Hey? Can soone call A-Zhi? It’s ti to eat, where did he go?"

While Jiang Xiao stuffed his mouth with bean curd wraps and mouth-watering chicken, he muttered,

"Mmm—no need to wait for Glasses Guy. He just told he isn’t hungry."

Ah?

Really?

Just now, Aunt Xiu and He nghan were busy cooking in the kitchen, they really didn’t notice whether A-Zhi, who cleans, had co back.

"He’s not still helping you clean, is he? Don’t fool ."

"Impossible, impossible, how could I fool you? Cleaning doesn’t take that long. He went back to his room to sleep, how could you suspect ? If you don’t believe , just ask them."

Jiang Xiao looked utterly righteous, not appearing to be lying at all.

Aunt Xiu looked around at everyone.

Little Ran, concerned about the bubble-blowing technique, naturally corroborated Jiang Xiao’s statent without a word.

Little Qing had always been mysterious and never expressed an opinion; this ti was no exception.

Old Mu, this honest and straightforward uncle, just smiled foolishly, unsure what he was laughing about.

Last night, A-Zhi had discovered Old Mu’s secret, and now Old Mu really hoped he would cut a sorry figure.

"Well, A-Zhi didn’t eat last night, and he isn’t eating this morning either. He really can endure hunger."

Jiang Xiao continued on his sweeping campaign...

Call A-Zhi?

Absolutely not!

Jiang Xiao knew quite well what his own room looked like.

Who knows what a ss that gold-rimd glasses guy was in right now.

Call him over?

Wouldn’t that just spoil my own appetite!

Besides, there’s only so much food; one more mouth ans one less bite for myself.

Why call at all!

[Is this Jiang Spirit’s true personality? Seems a bit dog-like?]

[I think it should be a bit more cunning.]

[I quite like it, looks pretty normal, I think it’s worth a shot.]

[???]

[Don’t be surprised, guys, this guy on the third floor can rush into anything, I’m used to it...]

"Mommy, serve the rice!" Little Ran held up her empty bowl high for Aunt Xiu to see.

"Did your hands fall off? Serve yourself, Mommy still needs to show off her at-eating skills, this Jiang Xiao eats way too fiercely."

"Little Ran, here, help Auntie fill a bowl too~"

He nghan directly shoved her own bowl into Little Ran who was about to go to the kitchen to serve herself.

A great display of respecting the old and caring for the young.

Nad as the one who ate a lot, Jiang Xiao felt wronged but protested.

"Say I eat fiercely? Old Mu is the dark horse, alright? Looks so honest, eats like he’s on so sort of kick, just can’t stop!"

"Ah? ?"

Old Mu pointed to himself, then looked at the pile of bones in front of him, unable to help but give an embarrassed smile.

"I’m getting old, and I don’t know how many years I have left, every bite I take is one less I have..."

"Get lost! If you’re going to die, hurry up and don’t waste rice and pork ribs!"

"Auntie Xiu, you talk about others? I just realized how ruthless you are, eating only at and not rice?"

They enjoyed their al so much, it made the viewers in the live stream feel hungry.

[By the way, am I the only one who envies this kind of dining atmosphere?]

[Exactly! I also like this dining atmosphere, it’s like eating with good friends.]

[That’s right, eating at ho always feels a bit restrictive...]

[Do you guys have any problems? This kind of eating manner doesn’t deserve our envy at all; it’s completely lacking in manners.]

[It seems... a bit too wild indeed, but the food looks really good, and since they didn’t have dinner last night, a bit of unrestrained eating is understandable.]

Life is full of joy: [I envy this atmosphere, but I definitely can’t accept my children being so impolite, and I also leave all the at for my own child when eating. I think it’s not good for family mbers to lead in ’grabbing’ the at.]

Soone with the ID Little Tea suddenly sent several ssages in a row.

[Above, ’Life is Full of Joy,’ do you really think leaving all the at for your own child is a good thing?]

[I don’t deny your first point, but I can’t agree with your latter point.]

[I’m not that old, just a teenager and a student. I know my parents love , but...]

Seemingly gathering courage, Little Tea continued posting.

[But do you know? Every al, they like to fill my bowl with at, always emphasizing how they prefer vegetables and with fish, they prefer the head and tail.]

[Look at that~ such clumsy yet well-intentioned lies. Have you parents ever considered your children’s feelings?]

[I would rather have a al of vegetables with my family than receive such love.]

[Last ti we went to a restaurant for pickled fish, they just soaked their rice in the soup and left all the fish for . Every bite of food was hard to swallow, you know? I’d rather switch roles, soak my own rice in soup, and watch them eat the at.]

[Especially sotis when they ntion being poor, conditions being tough, but it’s okay, as they would sell pots and pans to let you eat well, and support your studies and writing... Every ti this happens, I feel ants crawling on my body,]

[These seemingly loving thods actually place an invisible huge burden on .]

[Uncle Life is Full of Joy, are you sure your child really likes eating at while you eat vegetables?]

[Sorry, I know my parents love , but I’m an introvert, sensitive inside, not good at expressing myself, I don’t dare to clarify such matters with my parents, I only have the courage to vent here in the comnts, thank you for listening, feel free to scold if you think what I said is wrong, I can take it, thank you.]

The live stream room was quiet...

Many parents were lost in thought.

Is their own love a kind of special burden for their children?

The traditional education ingrained in the bones of Dragon Country seed not to be entirely advisable.

So areas indeed required so modifications...

[Um, cough, by the way, Life is Full of Joy, Brother, do you have anything to say?]

[He went down to buy cigarettes, nineteenth floor, took neither the elevator nor the stairs. (Just kidding)]

[Ti for self-reflection, I never thought I, a person in my thirties, would be lectured by a teenager.]

[By the way, if your child can truly comfortably and happily devour large pieces of at while watching their parents eat vegetables... are you sure that’s a good child? Not to provoke, but I’m talking about children who are in junior high or high school, those who are supposed to be sensible.]

[Second floor? You were clearly standing in the elevator, why ntion sitting in it?]

[...]

[Good grief, are you impersonating Jiang God’s spiritual quotes here?]

Right then, a surfer who had been roaming through various countries’ live streams returned.

[Eh? How co the dining atmosphere here with Jiang God is so harmonious? I suggest you guys should check out the beacon’s Ward.]

Ward?

Could it be that not every chosen one encounters the sa situation during als?

Well, the breakfast here with Jiang Xiao was almost over, they could take a look.

Just as they were about to go "watch the battle".

Ah Zhi, the bespectacled man from Split Hospital, appeared with cleaning tools.

Watching everyone enjoying their al voraciously, he touched the back of his head in confusion.

Ah Zhi: ᕙ(ꐦ҉̛ʘ̆҉̛口ʘ̆҉̛) "Yo? Eating? Enjoy your food and drinks, everyone have a good al, enjoy yourselves."

Everyone: ...

Old Mu unwittingly opened his mouth, half-chewed chicken at slipped out unnoticed.

He nghan jolted up frightened by the realization.

"Damn! That’s way too dirty, Ah Zhi I just @#%! Is the bathroom toilet exploded? Did it burst all over you? Even burst all over your face?"

Ah Zhi continued scratching his head with a grimace.

ᕙ(ꐦ҉̛ʘ̆҉̛益ʘ̆҉̛ꐦ҉̛)

"Speaking of, am I that dirty? Look how scared you got, was such a big reaction really necessary?"

PS: Helping a friend promote a book.

Douluo Text: Douluo, My Blue Silver Grass Isn’t Quite Decent.[Just as its na suggests]

Promoting a book... I suppose this is how you do it?