The next morning.
The breeze was gentle, and the sunlight was just right.
Today marked the third day since Jiang Che entered the Mystic World.
It was also the weekend that countless people in the real world eagerly anticipated.
"Ding-dong~"
The doorbell rang, and Jiang Wan, who was making tea, called out, "Coming."
She opened the door to find two middle-aged n in neat suits with scholarly appearances standing outside.
"Hello, Miss Jiang." ×2
"I'm Jiang Huaizhi from the Tsinghua University admissions office. Our ancestors were from the sa family," Jiang Huaizhi said with a smile.
"I'm Jiang Yifan from the Peking University admissions office. Our ancestors were also from the sa family," Jiang Yifan said with a smile.
Jiang Wan: "..."
"Uh, why don't you both co in for a cup of tea?"
Jiang Huaizhi: "Thank you for the hospitality."
Jiang Yifan: "It's an honor."
The two entered the house.
Jiang Wan poured each of them a cup of water.
However, before Jiang Wan could speak, Jiang Huaizhi from Tsinghua University began.
"They say behind every successful man, there's a woman who silently supports him. Jiang Che is lucky to have a sister like you."
Jiang Wan: "Hehe."
Jiang Huaizhi continued, "But Miss Jiang, do you know where the world's top university is?"
Jiang Wan: "Uh... where?"
Jiang Huaizhi: "Five hundred ters north of Peking University's east gate!"
Jiang Wan: "..."
Jiang Yifan: "Miss Jiang, do you know which universities in Daxia are considered good?"
Jiang Wan: "Uh... you tell ."
Jiang Yifan: "They're all good, except the one across from us at Peking University."
Jiang Huaizhi: "Yifan, you shouldn't say that. Are you implying Tsinghua isn't good?"
Jiang Yifan: "Hmm? Huaizhi, do you think Tsinghua is good?"
Jiang Huaizhi: "???, is this starting already?"
"I'm just stating the facts."
"So, in your eyes, the university with the most A-level challengers isn't good? You're like a frog in a well."
"Not at all, we focus on quality over quantity. If you want to discuss this, our S-level faculty is quite substantial."
"S-level ntors, yet they can't produce A-level challengers? Is that what you call quality?"
"Huaizhi, that's a bit aggressive."
"Yifan, are you backing down already?"
"You don't understand, we call that resource allocation."
"Oh, so you're just being opportunistic."
"Bullshit! That's called focused training! Spending resources wisely!"
"Oh, so you're just poor."
"Motherfucker, watch your mouth!"
"See, you're getting worked up."
Jiang Wan: "..."
Jiang Yifan: "If we're poor, would we give A-level Taboo Objects as rewards to students?"
Jiang Huaizhi: "Don't bring up irrelevant things. We never play favorites; all students are treated equally, sharing resources based on rit!"
"Oh, so the ntors are just hands-off."
"Bullshit! That's called synchronized training and free developnt, no special treatnt!"
"Oh, so they're just absentee landlords."
"Motherfucker, watch your mouth!"
"See, you're getting worked up."
Jiang Wan: "..."
Jiang Huaizhi: "This morning, I saw soone post on social dia saying Tsinghua is the closest to a world-class university among all schools in Daxia. I asured it carefully, and it's true!"
Jiang Yifan: "We have a school-level debate competition called 'Uncanny Debate.' Every year, we invite your Peking University team, and every ti you send four female students. We know what you're up to!"
"Last year, we won the university league. I rember telling you, friendship first, Tsinghua second."
"Before last year, we won three consecutive tis. Last year, we just didn't want to discourage our compatriots. After all, Tsinghua first, competition second."
"%#%*#￥#@1"
"**you**％￥#!"
"Abba Abba!"
"Makka Pakka!"
"…"
Just as the two were about to argue endlessly, Jiang Wan suddenly slamd the table.
"Calm down!!!"
"…" ×2
"Miss Jiang, you calm down…"
Jiang Wan rubbed her forehead and said, "I know both of your universities are excellent, but the decision isn't mine to make."
Jiang Yifan smiled and said, "I understand. We just ca to visit and get acquainted, nothing more."
Jiang Huaizhi: "Well, we've visited, and we're acquainted. You can leave now."
"You damn…"
Not giving the other a chance to speak, Jiang Huaizhi said directly, "Miss Jiang, I ca with sincerity. I formally invite Jiang Che to join Tsinghua University and promise him a spot in our special training class!"
Jiang Yifan: "Sa here."
"If Jiang Che joins us, we'll also give him an E-level Uncanny Object! No, two of them!"
"Sa here."
"We'll also cover his als and accommodation, and provide a 1 million resource subsidy each sester."
"Sa here."
"We'll even arrange a girlfriend for him, guaranteed to be beautiful, kind, and high-quality!"
"Sa here."
"We'll also…, you sa your ass?"
Jiang Yifan: "Hehe, can't outdo you?"
Jiang Wan felt a headache coming on, but inside, she was incredibly happy.
Tsinghua and Peking University had gone to such lengths to recruit her brother.
Anyone would feel proud in this situation.
Of course, Tsinghua and Peking University wouldn't have gone this far initially.
The main reason was they had obtained the results of the challenge initiated by the Uncanny Bureau last ti, which significantly increased the stakes.
Seeing the two about to argue again.
"Ding-dong~" The doorbell rang.
Hmm? Soone else?
The two stopped arguing, and Jiang Wan also felt puzzled.
She had only invited these two from Tsinghua and Peking University today.
Opening the door, a slightly lean and handso man stood outside.
"Hello, Miss Jiang, I'm Yan Yibing."
"Oh, Mr. Yan." Jiang Wan was slightly surprised.
Tsinghua: "Whoa? Yan Yibing?"
Peking: "The Yan Yibing from the 3033 Uncanny Squad?"
"What's he doing here?!" ×2
With Jiang Wan's permission, Yan Yibing entered the house and saw the two from Tsinghua and Peking University.
"Wow, didn't expect to run into you two here."
"Hehe… what are you doing here?"
Yan Yibing paused and said, "You don't know? Jiang Che participated in our Uncanny Bureau's qualification challenge. He's currently in the Mystic World, and I ca to see if Miss Jiang needed any assistance."
Tsinghua: "What?! Jiang Che participated in your qualification challenge?!"
Peking: "Whoa, whoa! You sneak attack, you can't handle it, you little chicken, you have no strength, you don't dare face us directly, what are you playing at?"
Yan Yibing smiled and said, "If you two have nothing else, why not leave? Jiang Che is definitely going to join our Uncanny Bureau."
"Oh, maybe I wasn't clear. Jiang Che is definitely skipping the university step and directly joining our Uncanny Bureau."
Tsinghua: "Peking, what do you say?"
Peking: "Say it with words, what else to say! When Jiang Che returns, I won't give up!"
"Right! It's just a qualification challenge, anyone can participate, it's useless."
"Right! It's just a gimmick, Jiang Che was obviously tricked!"
Yan Yibing took a deep breath: "You don't know shit!"
Seeing the three about to argue.
Jiang Wan quickly said, "Calm down!!!"
"…" ×3
Jiang Wan: "I have a question."
"Go ahead." ×3
"Which of your institutions has the lowest mortality rate…"
"This…" ×3
The three looked at each other, none wanting to speak first.
"Ding-dong~"
The doorbell rang again.
A voice ca from outside.
"Is anyone ho?"
"I'm from the ** admissions office, our school offers three guarantees~"
"Guaranteed als."
"Guaranteed accommodation."
"Guaranteed not to die~"
Jiang Wan: "(✪ω✪)"
"???" ×3
"Motherfucker, get him!" ×3
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