Outside the room, everything was already charred beyond recognition.
The floor had gaping holes burned into it, and one misstep could send you straight to the first floor.
Invisible flas, silent burning.
Under the illumination of the pearl in Zhuge Ye's hand, everything in the darkness was laid bare.
Soon, the two of them reached the kitchen on the first floor.
Likewise, it hadn't "escaped unscathed."
Burn marks were everywhere, giving the impression that it could collapse at any mont.
The Old Village Chief waved them over, "Co, have a seat."
Jiang Che glanced at the stool emitting black smoke.
Jiang Che: "It's fine, we'll just stand and eat."
Zhuge Ye: "Yeah, my mom says standing while eating helps you grow taller."
The temperature in the entire space was very high now.
Just standing there, Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye were drenched in sweat, their skin even feeling scorched.
If they sat down, would they still be intact?
Seeing their insistence, the deputy village chief said nothing.
At this mont, a tall figure carried a basin of charred food, walking over with cat-like steps.
Hu i'er had also beco a charred corpse, completely burned, not a hair left on her head.
Zhuge Ye: "This ti, you got a good look, right?"
"I sure did."
Jiang Che glanced at Hu i'er's chest, which looked soft and saggy, covered in white ash.
This was probably silicone, charred beyond recognition.
"Ladies and gentlen, eat quickly, or it'll get cold soon," Hu i'er said.
Jiang Che: "It's too hot."
Zhuge Ye: "I like it cold."
"Oh, is that so?"
"Then this is a cold dish." Hu i'er pushed a plate of charred food in front of them.
"……" ×2
Jiang Che looked at Zhuge Ye, "Didn't you say you were hungry? You eat first."
"?!" Zhuge Ye suddenly said fawningly, "Big brother, you eat first! I'll eat whatever you leave."
"You eat first."
"You eat first."
"Dad eats first."
"What do you two an?" The deputy village chief and Hu i'er put down their chopsticks, staring intently at the two.
The cracks on their burned bodies began to show a hint of crimson.
With a "hiss hiss hiss" sound.
Boiling blood started to seep from the cracks in their bodies.
At this mont, a line of bloody words appeared in Jiang Che's mind.
[Flas and ashes will grant them endless power. If a heavy rain could fall, it might extinguish everything.]
"……"
Seeing the deputy village chief and his wife about to go berserk.
Jiang Che nudged Zhuge Ye's shoulder, "Do you have water?"
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Zhuge Ye's face darkened, "Do you think I can feel anything right now?"
"???, I'm asking if you have water, water to put out the fire!"
"I'm not that overflowing."
"Do you want to die?"
"Wait… does saliva count?"
"……"
Do you really think your saliva can put out such a big fire?
Forget it… better rely on oneself.
It's not about whether Jiang Che wants to eat.
It's that the temperature of the food is sothing no normal person could swallow.
If I could swallow fire coals, I'd be on a talent show, not in the Mystic World.
Damn it.
Looks like I'll have to get rough.
Just as Jiang Che was about to act, he suddenly thought of sothing!
A windproof lighter!
Jiang Che took out the lighter.
"Click~"
A red and blue fla flickered from the lighter.
The mont the fla appeared, the deputy village chief and his wife reacted as if they had seen sothing terrifying.
Screaming, they retreated repeatedly!
"Hmm?" Zhuge Ye raised an eyebrow.
"Things that died by fire are actually afraid of fire?"
Jiang Che nodded, "Yes, precisely because they perished in flas, they're filled with dread of it."
"Just like soone pecked by a rooster would fear roosters."
"Damn it! You managed to show off, I was just about to think of that too!" Zhuge Ye gritted his teeth.
Jiang Che: "What? Want to give you an award?"
Zhuge Ye snorted, then took out his own lighter.
Deputy Village Chief: "No, don't co any closer! Ah! Stay away from !"
Hu i'er: "Ah~ ah! Mm~ ah!!!"
Zhuge Ye kicked the deputy village chief aside, then advanced on Hu i'er, "Scream, go ahead, scream your lungs out, no one will co to save you~"
"Ahahaha…"
Jiang Che: "……"
At this mont, the burn marks began to fade.
In the air, on the floor, countless ashes started returning to their original places.
Everything was rapidly restoring.
"It's about to end."
Jiang Che put away the lighter, waiting for the darkness to recede.
Soon.
The incandescent light ca on.
Everything returned to normal.
"Scream, go ahead, scream, hehehe…"
Hu i'er fell to the ground, her face pale as she retreated, "What do you want to do?"
Zhuge Ye: "That old man can't satisfy you, right? He needs a cane just to walk, what a waste of resources!"
"Why not be with ? I'm quite wild~"
Deputy Village Chief: "What are you doing?"
Zhuge Ye: "Hmm?"
Zhuge Ye was suddenly stunned.
Looking at the shocked deputy village chief, and Jiang Che trying to hold back laughter.
In an instant, Zhuge Ye wished he could find a hole to crawl into.
Damn it, got too into character.
Indeed, happy tis are always short.
"Hehe, hehe…"
Zhuge Ye awkwardly laughed, "Well, hehe, your wife is really sothing."
"If you can talk, say more." Jiang Che rolled his eyes at Zhuge Ye, then cautiously watched the deputy village chief.
However, the deputy village chief showed no signs of anger, not even rembering anything that happened in the darkness.
He silently sat back in his place, saying, "Let's sit down and eat."
Zhuge Ye: "Alright!"
The two sat down.
After adjusting her mini skirt, Hu i'er sat next to Jiang Che.
The table no longer held charred food.
There were vegetables and at.
The vegetables were recognizable, but the at…
Jiang Che couldn't determine what kind of at was on the plate.
As for the cold dish, it looked like pig ear salad, but sothing felt off.
What was off?
Looking at Hu i'er beside him, Jiang Che coldly said, "Could you stop rubbing your leg against ?"
"Ahem…" Zhuge Ye: "Hmm?"
"Hmm?!"
"Naughty~" Hu i'er teased, then placed a large serving of vegetables into the deputy village chief's bowl.
Jiang Che: "……"
After the al, the deputy village chief turned on the TV, watching intently.
But the TV screen only flickered with static, no programs at all.
At this ti, Hu i'er, who was cleaning up the dishes, said, "Our village has a curfew, don't go out at night, go to bed early."
"If you can't sleep, I'm in the room next to yours~"
"We can play gas together~"
After speaking, Hu i'er gave Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye a flirtatious look.
Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye instinctively glanced at the deputy village chief sitting on the sofa.
Flirting in front of the deputy village chief?
The deputy village chief is quite generous…
Unexpectedly, the deputy village chief even said, "I'm old, I won't join in on you young people's gas."
Jiang Che: "Whoa…"
Is this really the Uncanny Trial?
Zhuge Ye gave a thumbs up, "Truly worthy of being the deputy village chief! So magnanimous!"
And at this mont.
A new prompt appeared in Jiang Che's mind.
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