An amusent park built by Shiro-san. I had already expected that it would be out of the ordinary…… but a roller coaster that runs at “10 tis the speed of sound for more than ten minutes”…… isn’t sothing that I had really imagined.
I couldn’t see the scenery at all. In the first place, this roller coaster ride doesn’t look that big on the outside, so we might have entered so other space on the way.
Well, thanks to Shiro-san’s blessing, or perhaps, it may have been Alice’s handiwork, but the impact on my body was about the sa as a normal roller coaster. It was still so fast that I honestly don’t know what was going on though.
[Fumu, peacefully looking at the scenery like this doesn’t seem to be so bad.]
[……Why are you drinking tea……]
[Should I have served Kaito-san tea as well?]
[No, I can only see a future where I’m bathing in tea……]
It may have been hopelessly fast for , but it seems like the roller coaster is rather slow for Shiro-san, as by the ti we reached the end of the ride, I saw her with a cup of tea in hand.
I an, looking closely, I can see that Shiro-san isn’t wearing any sort of seatbelt, and is just sitting normally. It was a sight that reminded of the difference between our specs.
[……Shiro-san, let’s go sowhere more subdued next ti.]
[I understand. Well then, let’s go to the haunted house.]
Haunted house…… One of the classics. It is indeed as I requested, an attraction that doesn’t involve any strenuous activity.
I’m not particularly fond of ghosts, but if it’s Alice directing it, I’m definitely going to enjoy this.
The haunted house I arrived in with Shiro-san was designed to resemble a western-style house…… a western-style horror house.
The room was a bit cool. As we walked together through its corridors, I could even hear the windows shaking, creating quite an atmosphere.
[Hoooooooo……]
[Uwaaahhh!?]
After a little while, a zombie appeared from the end of the corridor, slowly approaching while groaning.
T- This is kinda…… As expected of Alice. It’s honestly a little bit scary.
Right after I was startled by the presentation that was more realistic than I had expected, Shiro-san, who was standing next to , pointed her index finger at the slowly approaching zombie…… and fired an “ultra-thick beam” from her fingertip———- Wait!? Ehhhhhhh!?
[Ugyyaaaaahhhh!?]
Eh? What are you doing, Shiro-san? Why are you nonchalantly vanquishing the zombie?
As I was stunned by Shiro-san’s unexpected action, Alice appeared right before us.
[What are you doing, you sh*tty goddess!? Why did you suddenly start firing beams when I ca out!? If it wasn’t , you would have seriously vanquished it away, you know!!!?]
[……Isn’t a haunted house an attraction where you defeat all the things that try to haunt you?]
[This isn’t that sort of violent attraction! No, even if it was such an attraction, there’s no way you’re allowed to use “a beam that will annihilate you by the atoms”!!! Hey, I’m seriously asking you here…… Life is at stake already, you know…… Please study not only its appearance, you should also know its contents.]
[Fumu.]
Alice was absolutely right about this matter. Shiro-san, if you look at my mory, you should be able to know what kind of attraction this is, right? Please study it properly.
[I understand.]
Saying that, Shiro-san stared at for a mont. She then nodded, as if she was convinced with sothing, before turning to Alice.
[No problem. I understand everything.]
[……What is this? This unsettling feeling…… Well, fine.]
Alice looked slightly dissatisfied, but for the ti being, she disappeared as if she trusted Shiro-san’s words that there wouldn’t be any problem anymore.
[Well then, Kaito-san. Let’s walk around once again.]
[Ah, yes…… Is it really alright?]
[No problem. I understand perfectly what I have to do here.]
How should I say this…… I feel the sa way as Alice. What is this? This unsettling feeling……
Well, at any rate, I regained my composure and just decided to proceed through the haunted house. This ti, sothing that kinda looks like Frankenstein’s monster ca walking towards with an axe in hand.
This is also very well done……
[Kyaahhh, I’m scared.]
[………………]
[………………]
I’ve never heard sothing so glaringly fake. I don’t know what kind of reaction I should have to Shiro-san’s expressionless and intonationless “Kyaahhh” as she clung to .
I an, even Frankenstein’s monster is frozen in place……
Errr…… What should I do here? Shiro-san was throwing glances at while holding onto my arm, so I guess she wanted to do sothing……
No, to be honest, I know what Shiro-san wants to say…… but they’re words that are so unrealistic that I hesitate to use them.
However, this would lead to that, right? It’s that scenario where this part won’t end unless I do it.
[……I- It’s alright. I- I will protect S- Shiro-san.]
[Thank you. As expected of Kaito-san, I can always rely on you.]
protecting Shiro-san…… Even when I am the one who said this, I almost laughed because it was just so unconvincing.
Anyway, it seed like Shiro-san was satisfied with those words, as she stopped clinging to my arm, and we cleared the haunted house, with Shiro-san indifferently looking at anything that appeared to scare us, not making such a reaction anymore.
As I walked out of the haunted house, holding hands with Shiro-san, she spoke, looking sowhat serious.
[……Going like this won’t do, isn’t it?]
[Eh? What are you talking about?]
[I realized after that incident at the haunted house. There’s sothing lacking in our date.]
[S- Sothing lacking? What is it?]
I don’t know how many tis I’ve said this, but I have a bad feeling about this.
[……There’s a lack of “lovey-doveyness”.]
[H- Haahhh……]
Look, she started saying sothing strange again.
[Kaito-san and I are a couple. And I think that in amusent park dates…… there should be more events where we flirt around.]
[………………]
The God just started talking about flirting…… Also, even though there’s no flirting, there’s a lot of events happening, I assure you.
[That’s why, Alice. Please make arrangents that lead to Kaito-san and I going lovey-dovey.]
[……Why the heck do I have to follow up here? That’s already outside of our prior arrangents. Stop throwing everything at , do it yourself.]
[I see. By the way, lend your ear.]
[……What is it? You don’t have anything that you……]
Alice, who was called by Shiro-san again, appeared, but her unhappiness was quite blatant with her reply. However, Shiro-san didn’t seem to mind at all, as she started talking to Alice about sothing.
I’ve already seen what’s going to happen next…… She would definitely be bribed again.
[……Eh? Seriously!?]
[I won’t repeat myself.]
[……It can’t be helped. Leave this to Love Master Alice-chan!]
[I’ll leave this to you.]
As I had expected, the self-proclaid Love Master, who had hundreds of thousands of years of experience being a virgin, was easily bribed.
This won’t do, Shiro-san, who had learned the Skill: Bribery, is just too strong…… And thus, the worst tag team ever was born. I am incredibly anxious about my future.
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