Grand Prince Dexian cut down the Emperor’s minions coming to Sichuan.
He eliminated the risk factors for his survival.
However, there was sothing even the Grand Prince didn’t expect: Sichuan was the wealthiest land in the Central Plains, and the officials coming to such a precious post were far from upright.
A good post wasn’t a responsibility to govern well, but a reward or gift given to favored officials.
Since the position beca a fitting reward given as a result of their conduct rather than a duty shouldered by the office, everyone just enjoyed it without doing any work.
Cutting down such corrupt officials wasn’t difficult.
Just one look in their warehouses was enough to imdiately behead them.
One word about how they dared to steal from the country, and that treason suited them better than being civil servants, was enough.
When the Emperor heard the news, he raised an eyebrow saying “What do we have here,” but he couldn’t say much against executing corrupt officials.
After this purge of corrupt officials, those who remained in office with integrity and ambition took real power.
And these holders of power worshiped the Grand Prince with fervent admiration, so the tripartite system of administration, law, and military that should have been in opposition (the concept of political separation surprisingly existed since ancient tis) beca united in serving one person.
This was the reason why the Regional Military Vice Commissioner and Regional Military Assistant Commissioner suddenly changed after Yangshang Guza secretly entered and left the Sichuan Command Post.
After strangling and imprisoning the Regional Military Commissioner, the twelve thousand troops of the Sichuan military mobilized by imperial order showed suspicious movents.
*
The guests of the royal household lted away in the night.
These were people who made the royal household their ho to escape the world.
They chose shaful and insulting nas to call each other, as if making a pact not to call each other by na unless they were family mbers of the royal household.
It was fine for family to say “Hey, you idiot” to each other, but if a stranger did it, wouldn’t it be a matter of fighting to the death over their honor?
Look no further than the nas of the houseguests Qing had seen.
Old Dog Gyeon, Twisted Old Hag Yan, the dog-life bastard of a thief Yangshang Gunja, and Spear Woman. Upon seeing such nas, there wasn’t any need for further explanation.
When the eccentrics of the royal household walked out proudly with the character “Chin” (親, aning royal) on their shoulders, not one of the Sichuan soldiers tried to stop them.
*
The Imperial Censor stamped his feet and spewed anger.
“What is going on here! Changnan Gumho, you bastard! Didn’t you say you personally recomnded the poison- no, the dicine to His Highness!”
“Of course! Didn’t the Esteed Censor himself confirm the corpse, after all! It is all a plot by those Tang Clan bastards! Aren’t they just impersonating the Grand Prince’s flag to buy ti?”
A middle-aged man with a clean, handso face and notably thick eyebrows giving an honest impression prostrated himself.
He was too handso to be called Changnan Gumho.
Chang ant bedsore, and nan ant a burnt, festering wound, so it was a na that implied an ugly fox-like beast. As such, he was also called the Rotting Flying Fox.
Changnan Gumho poured out his indignation with his whole body.
His face was contorted and trembling, his eyes filled with tears of anger and injustice about to spill over.
His reddened ears and bulging veins were the appearance of soone clearly wronged.
And the Imperial Censor felt convinced by this.
“However, no matter how outrageous these traitors are, how could they dare impersonate the Grand Prince’s flag? If sothing goes wrong…”
The Emperor was an indifferent person.
If sothing unfortunate happened during a mission, it wasn’t the Emperor’s order but the incompetence of the one who received the order.
At this rate, they would be traitors whether they gave up on the Tang Clan or pushed forward.
So the Imperial Censor finally turned the arrow to the one who had brought about this ss.
“That… Elder Eunuch. What should we do now… We bombarded the Tang Clan as instructed, but is it alright for this humble one to continue carrying out the imperial order like this?”
The Imperial Censor looked for guidance.
One might ask, why was the highest-ranking official and person in charge now speaking respectfully and looking for guidance from soone else?
Upon this, a soldier who had been on duty keeping the fire and boiling water in a corner of the tent naturally answered.
“Since when did I recomnd bombardnt? I rely advised that since sothing that absolutely should not have entered had gone in, you should either retrieve it or eliminate all witnesses, did I not?”
It was an affected voice, unnaturally nasal as if forcing it through the nose, though not a woman’s.
“But Elder Eunuch, you…”
“Since you’ve already done it, wouldn’t it be better to complete the task and then beg for forgiveness? Just push through as you’ve been doing. Even if the Grand Prince is inside, people only die once in their lifeti, don’t they? Soone who has already passed away cannot die twice, can they?”
It was an incredibly outrageous statent.
To think he would suggest to push through even with the Grand Prince inside and pretend nothing happened.
Changnan Gumho’s eyes flashed.
If this quasi-woman with an affected voice, this eunuch, was called Elder Eunuch and was a high-ranking official, there was no need to think about their identity.
Eunuch fucker! It’s a bastard from the Eastern Depot!
In that instant, Changnan Gumho sprang up and swung sothing from his bosom, splashing a sticky liquid onto the Eastern Depot bastard’s face.
“Kyaak, what, what is this!”
“Haha. I wondered why a eunuch of the Eastern Depot wasn’t involved in this fishy business. It did sll like the thoroughly rotten discharge of soone with Imchang, you bastard. If you don’t wash your face properly, you won’t escape great trouble!”
Imchang was a type of venereal disease.
When severe, it was a serious illness that could cause flesh to rot and fester.
The thoroughly rotten discharge of soone with Imchang.
Understanding the aning, the Eastern Depot eunuch’s pupils shrank, his mouth gaped open, and he imdiately let out a terrible scream.
“Kyaaaak!!!”
“Haha, serves you right!”
“You, you bastard!”
The Imperial Censor hurriedly drew his sword.
However, Changnan Gumho had already positioned himself near the entrance.
“Looking at the Imperial Censor’s face, I thought your guts were only as big as mouse piss and your temperant softer than tofu. As such, you didn’t seem like the material to plot such a terrible sche. But lo and behold. With that incompetent nature, how much dirty money did you have to offer to beco an Imperial Censor?”
“You bastard!”
“You fired artillery at the place where His Highness is, so your life and the lives of your entire family end here! Go ahead and struggle all you want!”
With that, he imdiately fled using Qinggong, slipping away on all fours like a running dog.
The eunuch was too busy screaming, crying, and wiping his face.
anwhile, the Imperial Censor felt greatly dismayed.
It was now all or nothing.
As the eunuch had said, it was better to complete the task and beg for forgiveness than to give up and return.
The Imperial Censor shouted as he left the tent.
“Sound the drums! Advance and sweep away all those traitors!”
*
A fox crawling on all fours quietly appeared before the eccentrics of the royal household.
Hag Yan, with her rotating Chakra Demonic Eyes narrowed, spoke in a suppressed voice.
“Well, look who it is. Isn’t it the traitor fox?”
“Hehe. Old Hag. A traitor? What a hurtful thing to say.”
“Are you denying it? Didn’t you put poison in His Highness’s tea cup?”
Changnan Gumho replied smoothly.
“Soone offered gold and asked, so I just obliged. You know my nature is too soft to refuse requests.”
“If you do not answer properly, know that today will be your death anniversary, you little fox.”
“No, Old Hag. Do you think I didn’t know His Highness was away when I put in the poison? If it wasn’t who did it, they would have kept trying with others until it worked. As such, if trouble was bound to happen anyway, shouldn’t we have one traitor die and find out who was plotting?”
“How can I trust the words of a con artist? So who was it?”
“I thoroughly sared the Eastern Depot bastard with Tracking Scent.”
Tracking Scent was a type of special fragrance; a substance applied to allow trained animals or trackers skilled in special Qinggong to track targets.
Hag Yan snorted at this.
“Hmph. Fox, we’ll deal with you later. Old Dog?”
“No need to tell , I’m going. Just keep an eye on this fox bastard.”
Old Dog sniffed the air, looked in one direction, and then leaped away, disappearing.
Only then did Changnan Gumho quietly ask a question.
“But Old Hag, why are you all suddenly gathered? Why a night walk? With guys who never left the royal household before, at that?”
Hag Yan answered with a white smile.
“We’re going to screw over those Embroidered Uniform Guard bastards. What about it?”
*
The Imperial Guards were elite soldiers directly under the Emperor; from the start, they were on a different level from the local governnt troops.
From monthly wages to support for martial arts, they were truly the Emperor’s soldiers, naturally different from those local country bumpkins who were just cannon fodder for wars.
So there were the real soldiers, the Imperial Guard, and below them were the local country bumpkins.
Of course, this was what the Imperial Guard claid.
To the Sichuan soldiers, however, the Imperial Guard were just annoying uncles who put on airs.
So even after hearing the secretly passed down orders, they just thought, “Wow, those annoying bastards who always have their noses up all high must have really ssed up.”
At the sound of drums signaling the advance, the Imperial Guard first gathered among themselves to wait.
There was no need to go first and beco human guinea pigs for the veritable obstacle course within the impregnable fortress of the Sichuan Tang Clan with all its traps.
After all, wasn’t this Sichuan’s business in the first place?
Such expendable missions were for the Sichuan soldiers to do.
So they gathered quietly, saying you guys go first, we’ll charge in later and gain military rit.
While watching the General’s Cannon approaching, pulled by grunting soldiers in front and pushed with difficulty from the sides and back, they just snickered saying, ‘You guys are working so hard. Won’t you get all wet in your breaches at this point?’
This General’s Cannon, which typically existed in quantities of two per thousand-man unit in general military formations, was a primitive shotgun that fired by filling it with gunpowder and pouring tal fragnts and stones on top to shoot at the enemy in front.
The Imperial Guard’s mockery didn’t last long, because the muzzle of the General’s Cannon that had been brought with such difficulty was, for so reason, pointed at them.
In the mont they went “Huh?”, soone lit the short fuse with a fla stick, and before they could even take a few steps back shouting “Dodge!”, the cannon roared, tearing people apart.
Following that, Fire Lance Troops holding Fire Lances ford a wall of flas, and arrows rained down above it.
The Imperial Guard, unable to even form a formation, beca entangled in chaos and pandemonium.
For reference, the Fire Lance was a weapon that was a rough equivalent to an ancient primitive flathrower, created much earlier than cannons.
The tactic of people suddenly charging in to fight in close combat was an outdated doctrine used in ancient tis when Liu Bei and Cao Cao1 were contending for all under the heavens, and Sun Quan2, a local strongman, was causing trouble in between.
Why would martial artists who could break rocks with their bare hands and easily leap over city walls fear the governnt’s soldiers?
A re local gangster organization couldn’t possibly stand against soldiers ard with cutting-edge primitive firearms.
However, since a war between the governnt and Murim was obviously mutually assured destruction, they just pretended not to see each other, elegantly expressing it as the non-interference between Murim and the governnt.
Of course, the result would be considered a win in terms of points for Murim.
If the two fought, the dynasty would certainly fall, leading to the revival of the Sixteen Kingdoms or the Warring States period, but Murim’s lineage would sohow remain and continue.
At any rate, these were the horrific scenes unfolding outside the Tang Clan while Qing was asleep.
Footnotes
1. Cao Cao, courtesy na ngde, was a Chinese statesman, warlord, and poet who rose to power during the end of the Han dynasty, ultimately taking effective control of the Han central governnt.2. Sun Quan (182－252), the Great King of Wu, was the founding king of the Wu State during the Three Kingdoms period. Su Quan, styled Zhong Mou, was a native of Fuchun in the Wu County (today's Fuyang, Zhejiang /genesisforsaken
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