I ended up waiting in the lounge for quite a while.
At first, I didn’t think much of it. Alphonso had carried one of the dwarven prostitutes upstairs earlier, and knowing him, he would probably take his sweet ti. So I simply leaned back on the couch and watched the people moving around the brothel.
So n ca downstairs looking exhausted but satisfied, while others walked in with eager expressions like they had just discovered heaven.
Sigh...
After what felt like forever, I finally saw Alphonso walking down the stairs.
The mont I saw his face, I knew exactly how things went.
He had this stupidly bright smile stretched across his face, like soone who had just accomplished his life goal. He walked straight toward and dropped onto the couch beside .
And he was still smiling.
I glanced at him.
He kept smiling.
I stared for a few seconds longer.
He was still smiling.
"Are you done?" I asked.
"Jake..." Alphonso said, leaning back against the couch with a satisfied sigh.
Yeah. That answered my question. I crossed my arms and looked at him.
"So? Are you satisfied?"
"Oh, absolutely," Alphonso replied without hesitation. "The one I carried upstairs was amazing. That woman really knows what she’s doing."
He shook his head like he was still impressed.
"She rode like a professional. Honestly, I can see why this place has such a good reputation."
I raised an eyebrow but didn’t comnt.
Alphonso continued talking anyway.
"At first, I was thinking of calling for another one after we finished," he said. "You know... like dessert."
"But in the end, I didn’t bother," he added with a satisfied grin. "One was more than enough. She completely drained ."
"Good for you," I said flatly.
The grin on his face sohow got even wider. Yeah... this guy wasn’t coming back to reality anyti soon. He is lost in the land of degeneracy.
I stood up from the couch.
"Well, since you’re done, let’s go."
Alphonso blinked.
"Huh? Already?"
"Yeah," I replied, already walking toward the exit. "Unless you want to stay here all night."
Alphonso quickly got up and followed behind .
"Hey, I wouldn’t mind that," he said as he caught up. "But if you’re leaving, then I guess I’ll leave too."
We walked through the brothel and stepped outside.
The street was just as lively as before.
Bright lights filled the area, and music echoed from the nearby clubs. People walked up and down the road, so drunk, so excited, and so clearly looking for their next stop.
The billboards with dwarven girls were still flashing above the buildings.
Honestly, the whole place felt more like a giant amusent park than a prostitution district.
Alphonso stretched his arms as we walked down the street.
"Ah... that was great," he said happily.
I didn’t respond.
A few seconds passed before Alphonso suddenly turned to .
"By the way, Jake," he said, looking curious. "How was yours?"
I glanced at him.
"What?"
"The one you carried earlier," he clarified. "Did you enjoy yourself?"
I kept walking.
"I didn’t get to fuck any dwarf."
Alphonso stopped walking.
"What?"
I continued moving forward, and after a mont, he rushed to catch up.
"Wait, wait, wait," he said quickly. "What do you an you didn’t get to do anything?"
"Well," I said casually, "turns out the one I paid for wasn’t actually a normal prostitute."
Alphonso frowned.
"Then what was she?"
I shrugged.
"A runaway princess."
Alphonso froze again.
"What?"
I glanced sideways at him.
"She’s a dwarf princess who ran away from ho because she didn’t want to marry her fiance."
Alphonso’s mouth slowly opened.
"So... instead of doing business with a prostitute," I continued calmly, "I ended up listening to her story for a while."
"And?" Alphonso asked weakly.
"And in the end," I said, "I sohow got engaged to a dwarf princess."
For a mont, Alphonso didn’t say anything.
Then he nearly choked.
"WHAT?!"
A few people on the street turned to look at us.
Alphonso grabbed his head.
"How does that even happen?!" he demanded.
I shrugged.
"Long story."
"No, no, no!" Alphonso said, pointing at . "You can’t just say sothing like that and call it a long story!"
"Well, it is," I replied.
He stared at like I had just committed a cri.
"Unbelievable..." he muttered.
We continued walking toward the teleport station. Alphonso kept shaking his head.
"I swear," he said after a mont. "Why are you always the lucky one?"
"Lucky?" I asked.
"Yes, lucky!" he said loudly. "I go upstairs with a prostitute and co back satisfied for one night. anwhile, you walk into a room and sohow end up engaged to a princess!"
I didn’t respond.
Alphonso continued rambling.
"This isn’t fair," he muttered. "Everywhere we go, sothing ridiculous happens to you."
I ignored him and kept walking.
Eventually, we arrived near one of the teleport stations scattered around the city.
Just like the others, the place was busy. People ca and went through the gates, traveling between different areas of the planet.
Alphonso finally cald down a bit.
After a mont, he looked at again.
"So... where are we heading next?" he asked.
I didn’t answer imdiately.
Before I could speak, Alphonso suddenly snapped his fingers.
"Oh! That’s right!"
I glanced at him.
"We should visit the cat-girls planet!" he said excitedly.
I slowly turned my head and stared at him.
Alphonso froze.
Then he sucked in a cold breath.
"Oh. What’s wrong?"
"Did you forget sothing?" I asked.
Alphonso scratched the back of his head awkwardly.
"Right... Hayes," he muttered.
"Yeah," I said flatly. "Hayes."
The Matriarch of the entire cat-girl race.
And soone who would definitely hear about it if we showed up there ssing around.
Alphonso coughed.
"Guess that’s not a good idea," he admitted.
"No shit."
We stood there quietly for a mont.
Then Alphonso looked at again.
"So... where are we going instead?"
I shook my head.
"Nowhere."
"Huh?"
"I’m done," I said simply.
Alphonso blinked.
"Done?"
"With this perverted adventure," I clarified.
He looked shocked.
"Wait, what?"
I folded my arms.
"I told you before," I said. "I have important things to take care of."
Alphonso stared at for a mont.
Then he sighed.
"Yeah, you did say that."
I glanced toward the teleport station.
Truthfully, this whole trip had been ridiculous from the start.
Asteken eggs.
A dwarf princess.
And Alphonso running around chasing prostitutes.
Sigh...
At so point, I would probably go on another long journey.
But right now?
I had far more important matters waiting for . And it was about ti I started dealing with them.
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