Chapter 585: Chapter 581 Tom’s Day of Suffering
“Elderly lady, are you from the Pawnshop?”
Tom hesitated for a mont before asking.
Tom’s gentlemanly manners ensured that even though he suspected the old woman in front of him might be soone from the Pawnshop, he still politely confird it.
Beating an elderly person for no reason—that was sothing Taotie might do, but Tom absolutely couldn’t.
“Hehe…”
The old woman grinned faintly.
Revealing a set of white, neatly arranged teeth.
Tom froze: “Elderly lady, your teeth…”
“Quite nice!”
For a mont, Tom couldn’t find the right words to describe.
The old woman chuckled, “False teeth.”
Upon hearing that, Tom was speechless.
Had it not been for their size difference, Tom might have suspected that the old woman before him was actually Taotie in disguise. Except for Taotie, who else would have the ti to let out such pervy chuckles like “hehe”?
“Allow to introduce myself.”
“I am ng Po from the Pawnshop.”
“I’m 103 years old this year. As for my strength—half-step Super level—oh, and I’ve still got a few decades to live.”
“Handso young man, are you married?”
“If you are, would you mind adding one? If not, how about going out on a date?”
ng Po’s eyes scanned Tom up and down with the look of a predator sizing up its prey.
By the ti she finished speaking, her wrinkled old face even showed a tinge of shyness.
Ugh——
Tom couldn’t hold back and dry-heaved.
He waved his hands frantically, stepping backward, signaling ng Po to stay away—he wasn’t into dried “old bacon.”
“Handso boy, don’t be shy～”
“The old saying goes, ‘Three years senior, a gold brick to cherish.'”
“I am dozens of years older than you—what a great bargain for you!”
ng Po rubbed her hands together like a scheming fly, her old face brimming with a lecherous grin, as she took step after step closer to Tom, drool dripping from her mouth.
Tom was so shocked his beautiful face turned pale, his golden hair stood on end—he desperately wanted to flee.
Tom kept retreating, but ng Po continued pressing forward.
“Unhappy, save …”
Tom cried out, calling for help from Unhappy.
Based on ng Po’s self-introduction, her strength was at half-step Super level—Tom was definitely no match for her.
There was no choice but to plead for Unhappy’s help.
Unhappy had formidable close combat ability—even if he couldn’t defeat ng Po outright, he could buy so ti.
Tom could use the terminal to contact Fang Xiaocao, so Taotie could hurry over and deal with ng Po—the Old Witch—and keep his chastity intact.
Unhappy ca through; he didn’t disappoint Tom.
Upon hearing Tom’s plea for help, Unhappy sprang into action and pounced toward ng Po.
ng Po’s steps halted, her gaze shifted sideways toward Unhappy, a glint of cold malice flashed fleetingly in her sinister eyes.
Unhappy, like a fierce tiger, lunged ahead.
ng Po stood hunched in place.
She didn’t budge, her eyes fixed straight on Unhappy—she seed frozen in fear.
Just as Unhappy closed in on ng Po…
With less than a ter between them…
In the next mont!
ng Po suddenly sprang into action.
She jumped straight up from where she stood and raised her leg to kick.
Her tiny bound feet landed an unforgiving blow to Unhappy’s chin.
Unhappy let out an “Awo!” and went flying backward.
A yellowed tooth arched through the air in a parabola.
Thud——
Unhappy landed heavily, embedding into the ground.
Witnessing this scene, Tom was stunned.
“Wait a minute…”
“Unhappy, are you playing ?”
Tom couldn’t help but suspect that Unhappy had done it deliberately.
Deliberately allowing himself to be kicked away by ng Po.
Just to ss with Tom!
To make him lose his chastity…
Unhappy: You try doing it deliberately, huh?
My tooth’s been kicked out!
Unhappy felt aggrieved.
It wasn’t him acting to fool Tom—it was ng Po’s speed that was simply too quick.
Appearing relaxed yet moving faster than a blur.
Leaving Unhappy utterly unable to respond.
He could only watch helplessly as ng Po’s foul-slling wrapping cloth connected intimately with his jaw.
Unhappy shook his head, dazed.
This sensation—it felt like he might ascend to immortality.
“Handso boy, mwah～”
ng Po shot Tom a flirtatious glance.
Ugh——
Tom gagged again.
This ti, he truly vomited.
Being teased by a 103-year-old woman with false teeth and a face full of wrinkles—Tom now felt like he wanted to die.
Tom scanned his surroundings frantically, looking for a crack in which to bury himself and disappear forever.
Hmm——
The human-shaped hole Unhappy had gouged out would do nicely.
Perfectly sized for him to fit, plus with extra room to spare.
Ensuring he wouldn’t feel squished while lying inside.
“Handso boy, why are you ignoring Granny?”
ng Po revealed an expression of heartbreak.
Tom, utterly speechless, bolted.
If he didn’t run now, he’d vomit himself to death.
“Handso boy, don’t run!”
“Granny loves you!”
ng Po scread as she roared after him.
He fled, she chased—he was like a fly with nowhere to escape!
Tom attempted to climb a tree, barely scrambling up…
Only to have ng Po grab his ankle.
“Handso boy, co into Granny’s arms.”
ng Po leered wickedly.
She pulled Tom into her embrace.
Opening her mouth full of false teeth, she lunged to bite Tom.
Tom fiercely resisted, using both hands to shove ng Po’s mouth away, preventing her from succeeding.
“Unhappy, hurry up and save !”
Tom’s face went pale from fright.
To Tom, preserving his chastity was more important than his life.
He couldn’t maintain his gentlemanly deanor any longer.
All he wanted was to get far away from ng Po, this shaless pervert.
And safeguard his innocence.
“Cry out!”
“Scream all you want—no one’s coming to save you.”
ng Po grinned viciously, convinced she had Tom cornered.
Today, she would devour him whole.
Or perhaps it would be more fitting to execute him right here on the spot.
At that mont, Unhappy finally snapped back to his senses.
Seeing Tom trapped by ng Po…
Unhappy was infuriated.
“Fool!”
Unhappy bellowed fiercely.
He powered his limbs and charged headfirst at ng Po.
He was determined to save Tom!
“What a buzzkill!”
ng Po seed to have eyes on the back of her head.
No sooner had Unhappy moved than she was aware.
ng Po cursed Unhappy coldly.
She tucked Tom under one arm and swung her other hand to slap Unhappy.
Smack——
The ear-splitting sound echoed across the forest.
Unhappy might not rember how he got here.
But he sure knew how he was sent back.
By ng Po’s brutal slap that sent him flying.
Unhappy suddenly had the urge to sing.
“I want to fly higher～”
Whoosh——
If Unhappy could speak…
He’d certainly be shouting now—
“I’ll be back——”
But alas, Unhappy couldn’t talk.
And he wasn’t Big Big Wolf.
Nor did he fly as high as Big Big Wolf could.
Unhappy only soared three or four ters before smashing headfirst into a tree so thick two people would struggle to wrap their arms around it.
Crack——
The massive tree snapped on impact.
Two horns sprouted instantly from Unhappy’s skull.
Looking heroic yet comical, Unhappy tumbled to the ground, his horns embedding into the earth.
Unhappy landed headfirst, rooted in place.
One of his legs twitched uncontrollably.
Seeing Unhappy in such a pitiful state, Tom fell silent—or perhaps, his despair swallowed all words.
So, this is the difference between a top-tier and a Super?
Unhappy’s strength was among the best of the top-level masters.
Yet ng Po, not even fully Super, had crushed him rcilessly, leaving him no chance to fight back.
How, then, was a middle-ranked close-combat pawn like Tom even supposed to survive?
Was his chastity dood to be taken…?
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