Chapter 377: Chapter 373: Can a Slap Be Nested Dolls? Chapter 377: Chapter 373: Can a Slap Be Nested Dolls? “Hot Noodles: Congratulations on learning to use your brain for everything. I’m so relieved, my many years of raising a young one has finally paid off.”
Fang Xiaocao’s face was filled with black lines, really wanting to slap herself as a form of revenge against her.
But Fang Xiaocao knew Hot Noodles—or rather, she knew herself. If Hot Noodles was ssaging her, it definitely wasn’t to have these unproductive conversations or just to satisfy so perverse pleasure. There must be more to it.
“Fang Xiaocao: Get to the point, or I’ll slap myself in retaliation against you!”
Fang Xiaocao edited the ssage and clicked send.
“Hot Noodles: Cough cough, I’ve noticed you’ve grown up, you’ve lost your sense of humor. It was just a joke, why harm yourself?”
Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes after seeing Hot Noodles’ ssage.
“Fang Xiaocao: Are you going to talk or not? If not, I’m going off the grid!”
“Hot Noodles: Talking, talking, there’s serious stuff to discuss!”
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In the future, Hot Noodles sowhat helplessly gave in.
Being your own Golden Finger ant having no rights, constantly being criticized.
And worse, she couldn’t do anything about it!
Surely she couldn’t slap herself as a form of self-revenge against her past self, right?
She really couldn’t get back at Fang Xiaocao!
The past self could use this thod to retaliate against the current her, but if she slapped herself, it would be revenge on her future self, not her past self.
That was the helplessness of a person from the future tiline.
Thinking back, she had also retaliated against her future self this way, and she couldn’t help but sigh, “What goes around, cos around. No one is spared by the heavens.”
It was all her own doing!
Shaking her head helplessly, Hot Noodles picked up her phone to discuss the urgent matter. Any later and it would be too late.
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“Hot Noodles: Grab the Blood Jade Ring and leave quickly. If you don’t, you’ll be too late to save Taotie. Soon, Taotie will be attacked by Wild n led by Cang Luan, and so of them are top-tier masters.”
Upon seeing the ssage from Hot Noodles, Fang Xiaocao was startled, feeling an ominous sensation.
“Brainless, let’s go!”
There was no ti to hesitate. Fang Xiaocao called out to Brainless and, riding on Brainless, she directed him towards the Stone Gate behind the statue.
Brainless nodded, carrying Fang Xiaocao and sprinting towards the Stone Gate.
It wasn’t that Fang Xiaocao was too lazy to run.
Her physical condition and speed were simply no match for Brainless. Even with her on his back, he moved swiftly, his pace leaving Fang Xiaocao far behind.
“Fang Xiaocao: How did Cang Luan end up in the tomb? Wasn’t she tied to a cal? Did sothing happen to Drilling Mouse? Why did he let Cang Luan go? What’s with this tomb anyway? How many more of these Wild n are there inside?”
Riding on Brainless, Fang Xiaocao was far from idle, firing off a barrage of life-or-death questions to Hot Noodles. She had too many questions about the tomb, these Wild n, Zuo Ci’s Blood Jade Ring, and the Great Sage Equalling Heaven’s statue.
These questions accumulated in her heart, giving Fang Xiaocao a feeling of intense anxiety, her mind scratching for all the truths.
“Hot Noodles: Now is not the ti to worry about these details. Saving Taotie is urgent. Things will straighten themselves out when the ti cos. You’ll know soon.”
“Hot Noodles: The imdiate priority is for to teach you how to master the Blood Jade Ring. Only by fully mastering the Blood Jade Ring can you save Taotie.”
“Hot Noodles: The way to use the Blood Jade Ring is similar to what you think, but it’s not an antique; it’s actually future tech equipped with an automatic DNA entry feature. Just drop a drop of blood on it, and you’ll completely control the Blood Jade Ring.”
Hot Noodles didn’t answer Fang Xiaocao’s string of questions; she lightly dismissed them, using the Blood Jade Ring to keep Fang Xiaocao’s mouth shut, using Fang Xiaocao’s curiosity about the Blood Jade Ring to divert her attention, leaving no ti for her to think about anything else.
Sure enough, Hot Noodles had succeeded!
Upon seeing Hot Noodles’ WeChat ssage, Fang Xiaocao imdiately no longer had ti to think about other things.
[Fang Xiaocao: Isn’t the Blood Jade Ring a prosthetic eye personally carved by Zuo Ci? How did it turn into future black technology?]
After sending this WeChat ssage, Fang Xiaocao held her phone in her mouth and, as instructed by Hot Noodles, pulled out an unused Hidden Weapon, cut her finger, and dripped a drop of blood on the Blood Jade Ring.
The blood dropped on the Blood Jade Ring and instantly disappeared, but apart from that, there weren’t any magical phenona that Fang Xiaocao had imagined. She only felt the energy emitted by the Blood Jade Ring in her hand beca more affinitive to her, making her spiritual power more active.
“Hmm?”
“Is that it?”
“There isn’t much difference, huh?”
Fang Xiaocao put away the Hidden Weapon, picked up her phone, and muttered.
[Hot Noodles: It’s true that Zuo Ci made the Blood Jade Ring as his own prosthetic eye, but it doesn’t change the fact that the Blood Jade Ring is future black technology.]
[Hot Noodles: According to what my future self said, timing-wise, you’re only about a hundred years older than Zuo Ci.]
[Hot Noodles: Alright, I still have things to do, you’re about to encounter Wanqing from your tiline soon, I need to hurry up and find the Wanqing who’s faked her death in my tiline. If I don’t kill both, I’m afraid she’ll cause more trouble.]
Reading the ssages from Hot Noodles, Fang Xiaocao felt like her CPU was burning, and she once again entered disconnect mode.
Zuo Ci is more than a hundred years younger than her?
Is this a joke?
Isn’t Zuo Ci from the Late Eastern Han?
He’s clearly thousands of years older than her!
Fang Xiaocao ca to her senses and once again sent a ssage to Hot Noodles.
[Contact does not exist!]
Fang Xiaocao was speechless; indeed Hot Noodles had been deceiving her, whether she could contact her had nothing to do with her going through her own choices.
This guy could actively block her!
Thinking about this, Fang Xiaocao put away her phone, looking at her delicate jade-like hands.
The next second!
Slap—
Fang Xiaocao gave herself a big ‘face palm.’
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Future tiline!
“Ouch…”
Sitting comfortably on the plush sofa of Villa No. 5, sipping milk tea while listening to Hummingbird report on the investigation of Wanqing’s faked death, Hot Noodles suddenly felt as though soone had slapped her big ti, and she instinctively yelped.
Covering her face, Hot Noodles shook her head, bitterly smiling as she muttered: “I said we shouldn’t let my past self mature too quickly, but my future self wouldn’t listen, always forcing growth on my past self, and now look, my past has beco so smart, nothing can be hidden from her!”
Saying this, Hot Noodles raised her hand and gave herself a big ‘face palm’: “Hmph, the slap shouldn’t only be for to endure, why should I suffer the consequences of your trouble!”
The next second!
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit—
Hot Noodles’ phone on the coffee table rang, with a contact labeled Future Old Lady sending her a WeChat ssage.
[Future Old Lady: Can you guys from the past show a little respect and love for the old and the young? At my age, I still have to undeservingly suffer two slaps!]
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