I Really Didn’t Want Chapter 1: Sir, times have changed

"Ring—ring—ring!"

Lu Ye opened his sleepy eyes, stared at the ceiling, and let out a long yawn.

"Another unremarkable day."

It was the weekend, and the Pikachu clock by his bed showed it was already noon. Lu Ye had only just woken up.

Heading to the bathroom, he ordered so takeout while waiting for the water to run.

“Dodrio Speedy Delivery, Pelipper Fresh Foods… huh, these shop nas are getting more creative.”

Several newly opened stores had nas inspired by Pokémon, which felt pleasantly familiar to Lu Ye.

Now this is what you call the world's number one franchise! (Tactical lean-back.)

Without thinking much about it, he casually ordered a "29.9 Yuan Farfetch'd Set (includes a flatbread)," then set his phone aside to start washing up.

"Splash—"

Scooping so water, he splashed it on his face.

In the mirror, a tall, handso young man with classic Greek features stared back. His hair was ssy, and thick dark circles under his eyes only seed to make his gaze more intense.

Even dark circles looked like natural eye bags on soone this good-looking.

It was, quite honestly, very relatable.

After washing up, Lu Ye returned to his rented room and comfortably collapsed into his gaming chair.

He turned on his computer, entered the password "Mai Sakurajima," and a dynamic Pikachu screensaver lit up the monitor.

"Pika-chuu (??????`??)~??!"

He smoothly navigated to Bilibili, browsing for a video to watch with his lunch.

As a freshman at Modu University and a part-ti gaming content creator on Bilibili, Lu Ye mainly focused on editing and narrating Pokémon battle videos.

With his unique style and in-depth knowledge, he’d garnered nearly 100,000 followers.

Although Lu Ye was also a skilled player, once ranking as high as seventh globally, his luck was notoriously bad—he even had a famous clip of missing three Hydro Pumps in a row.

That’s why his viewers always teased him for being the go-to channel for "food videos."

So he stread and made videos in tandem, which was why he rented an apartnt off-campus, only going to school for classes.

"Hm?"

As he browsed the hopage, he mumbled, "There’s so much Pokémon content on the hopage today."

"Could it be that Pokémon is trending again?"

Of the ten recomnded videos, eight were Pokémon-related.

["Bear Grylls: Look what we found here—a wild Caterpie!"]

["Suggested revision: Splash Attack."]

["Huanong: My buddy’s berries are ripe; ti to pick a few."]

…

"Sothing’s off about the hopage today."

"Caterpie? What's up with that—six tis the protein of beef?"

"And berries… they wouldn’t an Sitrus or Oran Berries, would they…?"

Scratching his head, he scrolled over to the gaming section, where his eyes widened in shock.

The battle video he posted last night had shot to the top of the gaming section!

Swallowing hard, he clicked on his video titled [Professor Lu's Battle Tutorial #3: Substitute Toxic].

Taking a deep breath.

“1.2 million views!?”

DNMD, this is insane!

"Pinned comnt notice."

"Noted—ti to go challenge a Gym Leader myself."

"For the love of… try acting like a normal person!"

After a mont of shock, Lu Ye scrolled through the bullet comnts with a grin, but a slight sense of confusion crept in.

“Substitute Toxic” was a pretty basic strategy, so why had it suddenly gone viral?

Could it be that a big na in the gaming section had given him a shoutout?

But he hadn’t been doing any PR networking recently.

Scratching his chin, Lu Ye scrolled down to the comnts.

One comnt, by an account nad "Fighter," a Level 6 certified user, gave a detailed explanation of the "Substitute Toxic" tactic.

["Fighter: 'Substitute Toxic' is a strategy using a Pokémon that knows Toxic, Substitute, and Protect, forming the core of the tactic.

In battles, Trainers need excellent adaptability to execute this strategy skillfully.

For Grass and Poison Trainers, there’s a natural advantage, so you can study this tutorial carefully.

Thanks to the content creator for such a high-quality tutorial!

PS: Maybe this would fit better in the Battle Zone."]

After reading, a huge question mark popped into Lu Ye’s head.

Battle Zone? When did Bilibili add a “Battle” section?

Replies underneath the comnt included: "Master Ball capture," "Whoa, is this real-life?" and "Red, mama loves you!"

Scratching his head, Lu Ye gave "Fighter’s" comnt a like and clicked into his profile.

In an instant, a cold sweat trickled down Lu Ye’s forehead.

"Renowned Battle Zone creator, ninth Quartz Conference champion, World Master Championship winner…"

Lu Ye stamred, unable to get the words out clearly.

“R-Red!?”

“You’ve got to be kidding—Red’s supposed to be the legendary Trainer from the special manga series. How could he be a Bilibili content creator!?”

Opening Red's photo gallery, he was greeted by the image of a sunny young man in his twenties, wearing a red cap, black vest, and red jacket, with a fluffy Pikachu perched on his shoulder.

If it were cosplay, it was ten tis more realistic than any Red Lu Ye had imagined!

And this real-life Pikachu was so adorable it looked just like the one from Detective Pikachu!

Lu Ye was completely stunned.

"When sothing happens, don’t panic. Stay calm, stay calm!"

"So, here’s what happened: I woke up, saw that my video had suddenly gone viral, and found that so big-shot had comnted on it."

"And this big-shot is the world champion, the protagonist of the Pokémon world—Red."

"Ha! So when you put it that way, it all makes sense!"

"…Makes sense, my ss!"

"So… have I traveled to another world, or is there sothing wrong with this one?"

"Could it be so kind of world-line convergence where Red himself has beco a content creator!?"

Lu Ye had been trained to handle bizarre situations, no matter how wild they seed.

But this…

As Lu Ye’s brain nearly shut down, his phone suddenly rang.

“Hello, your food delivery has arrived. Could you co to the window to pick it up?”

“Oh, okay.”

Walking to the window, he suddenly rembered he was on the sixth floor.

Sixth floor, co to the window? Were they planning to deliver it via Pidgeotto?

Suddenly, a shadow swooped by. A large, vibrant-colored bird with a graceful crest landed at the window, a bag clutched in its beak, waving a wing at Lu Ye with a cheerful expression.

Lu Ye was frozen in shock.

The delivery person called up from below.

“Rember to leave a five-star rating, okay?”

Lu Ye didn’t even rember how he took the food from Pidgeotto’s beak.

All he could recall was seeing flocks of Pidgeys flying across the sky, Oddishes waddling around the flower beds in the neighborhood, and a majestic Rapidash galloping along the overpass.

His landlord walked by with an orange-furred, black-striped Growlithe, waving at him with a smile.

"Pokémon world… rged with reality…"

Lu Ye stood there for a long ti, looking up at the sky, feeling his eyes moisten.

Eighteen years. A full eighteen years.

I finally lived to see this day!

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