Walking into Microsoft's headquarters building, people from all over the world can be seen here.
Especially Chinese people, not to ntion a few.
Lin Yi looked around and walked towards the front desk.
"Hello, do you have a recruitnt plan."
Seeing that Lin Yi had co to apply for the job, a white girl stood up, handed over a form and said:
"Please fill in the form, and then go back and wait for the notification."
Lin Yi didn't expect that he caught up with Microsoft's recruitnt season, so it was much more convenient.
Lin Yi took the form, simply filled it out, and handed it to the white girl.
The white girl glanced at her eyes and didn't care about it at first, but when she saw the two columns of job intention and salary, she suddenly beca calm.
"Do you want to apply for executive vice president?! Want a salary of 3.5 million US dollars?"
"That's right." Lin Yi said:
"I know you will find it incredible, but I hope that you can hand over this report to your president, I think he will be interested."
The white girl is obviously not convinced. Although she is a front desk, she still has so level of ability to work at Microsoft.
"Sorry, I won't hand in such materials, because there are many scamrs like you coming over every day."
"I know you don't believe it, but I have the ability to improve the original computing power of the chip, thereby improving the fluency and stability of the operating system. Isn't it worth the annual salary of 3.5 million?"
"Sir, I think what you said is a lie. God won't forgive you. I have many Chinese colleagues who are very humble and hardworking. I hope you will not destroy the good impression of the Chinese in my heart."
"If you don't believe , I don't mind showing it to you."
This is what Lin Yi thought before he ca.
If you want to join the job in the shortest possible ti and get in touch with Shen Tianzhuo, you cant do without so real skills.
"Sorry, I have no ti to waste on you."
This Nima!
How different is the aesthetics of foreigners from Chinese people?
Lao Tzu's face value is useless!
The ntality collapsed!
"Kelly, what are you arguing about?"
Just when Lin Yi was about to launch an offensive further, he heard sothing coming from behind him.
looked back and found two people standing behind him. Coincidentally, they were both Chinese.
The speaker was a Chinese woman, wearing a white suit uniform and black high heels, with a badge around her neck, unsmiling and very serious.
English na is Jessica, and the position is secretary to the president.
Another English na is Carson, an interdiate engineer in the technical departnt.
"He is here to apply, but he wants to apply for executive vice president. I just want to drive him away."
"Apply for executive vice president?" Jessica was taken aback for a while.
From his appearance, he doesn't seem to be ssing up. Huaxia people still have this quality and reason.
But its a bit illogical to be so handso and engage in IT.
Jessica took Lin Yi's information, glanced at it, and said:
"Mr. Lin, given your age, I am skeptical of your ability. I hope you can respect yourself."
"What's the matter? You can't be aweso at a young age?" Lin Yi directly rushed into Chinese and said smoothly.
"When I was young, I poured urine and extinguished the burning rice cooker. My mother said that I will be able to do great things when I grow up."
Jessica:...
Your mother lied to you!
"Anyway, I have my own way of judging. I think you are joking with ." Jessica also spoke Chinese.
"How do you judge?"
Jessica glanced at Lin Yi, then pointed to the IT elites in the building hurriedly, "Can't you co out?"
Lin Yi:? ? ?
"How do you compare? Except that you don't wear formal clothes and don't have a computer on your hands, it's not bad."
"It's much worse." Jessica said:
I have ten heads, none of them have as many hairs as yours. Are you ashad to say that your skills are good? "
Um...
What a **** thing is an irrefutable reason.
"There is one thing you may not know. I am a wig. When I was born three years old, because of the super-high computer skills, there were no more bald ones, so I still had the ability.
"Jessica, don't talk nonsense with him, just drive away." Carson standing beside said.
"I think I can give him a chance." Jessica smiled and said, "This person is a bit special."
"What's special? Why didn't I see it?"
"It's so handso."
Carson:...
Lin Yi shook Jessica's hand, "No wonder you can be the secretary of the president. You are really good, unlike your colleague, who was blind at a young age."
"What are you talking about!"
"Alright, stop talking."
Carson was about to get angry, was stopped by Jessica, and said to Lin Yi: "Can you throw your hand away?"
"Um... I'm sorry, I committed an occupational disease."
Jessica already regretted what she just said.
Which IT engineer, occupational disease is the man who touches other people's hands!
Do my hands look like keyboard and mouse?
"In view of your special situation, I need to do a simple assessnt for you." Jessica said:
"Only by passing the assessnt, I will help you pass the entry materials."
"Of course there is no problem." Lin Yi said: "Where is the assessnt?"
"Our work system is relatively simple. There are not so many rules. Just find a place." Jessica said, "How about the sofa over there?"
"Sofa is fine, I am familiar with this place."
Jessica:? ? ?
Listen to how weird this is.
Seeing Jessica and Carson, taking Lin Yi and sitting down on the sofa, and even the computer was put out, many people cast curious eyes.
"Hey, Carson, is he your friend? What is this going to do? Write code here?"
is a little white brother who is very old, in his thirties, but is already bald.
Carson smiled, "This guy is here to apply for executive vice president, and he also said he has the ability to improve the fluency and stability of the operating system by improving the computing power of the ~ not very cool?"
"Haha, my god, the youngest vice president of our company is over 40 years old. He may not even be a junior engineer at his age."
"I don't know about that, but he did say so, so I was watching the show."
"It is wrong for you two to do this." A black man said:
"Is it because he is from Huaxia, he made an exception and gave him a chance? People like this should be driven away directly."
"We also wanted to drive him away, but he stayed here stubbornly, I can't help it." Carson shrugged.
"Does he think that he is very skilled if he has a little skill?" The black brother exaggerated:
"Ou Mai Kah, is there any mistake? This is Microsoft, so it is impossible to count those PhDs from famous universities here."
"Then I don't know, he wants to try, just give him a chance, let him know how small he is, and then he will leave." Carson said.
"Hey, I have lost my affection for this braggart."
Seeing more and more people gathered around, Jessica frowned and said:
"Go ahead, don't waste ti."
Lin Yi turned on the computer that Jessica had borrowed and said casually:
"I think it's better for you to call soone who is better. I'm afraid they won't understand the code written."
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