I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp! Chapter 113 - I Want to Be My Father

“Why are you spacing out?”

In the apartnt, Liu Qingqing placed a cup of tea in front of Lu Xing, her tone sweet and gentle. Seeing Lu Xing in a daze, she smiled teasingly.

Only then did Lu Xing shift his gaze to Liu Qingqing.

She had changed out of her cosplay outfit into a pink T-shirt and denim shorts.

The air conditioner was on, so she wore a loose white shirt over them. As she moved, her two fair, long legs were particularly eye-catching.

The only thing that hadn't changed was her pink hair, simply tied up with a few stray strands hanging down.

Aside from baldness, brightly colored hair is a great test of a person's good looks.

If one’s face and deanor can’t pull off those strange hair colors, they are easily mistaken for having so unique skills, like the "Propeller-Arm Waving".

(TL: a derogatory reference to vulgar, rural-style dancing)

But fortunately, Liu Qingqing’s face carried the color effortlessly, making her especially cute.

“Thank you, Senior Sister.”

Lu Xing picked up the cup and took a sip. He had been talking to this Senior Sister the whole way over and was parched!

As for why…

An Elysia with blinking eyes staring at you, her face full of confusion.

Who can withstand this?

Lu Xing could.

It's a sha that Hu Zhongzhong, that "private otaku," couldn't handle it; he was on the verge of kneeling and calling Lu Xing 'Daddy.'

Well.

Poor Hu Zhongzhong was being played in the palm of Elysia's hand.

However, judging by this Senior Sister's style, Lu Xing didn't think she was rich.

People like Song Junzhu and Aunt Wen are making money every second and generally don't bother wasting ti on such things; they just pay people off and dismiss them.

Lu Xing’s established principle is: Rob the Rich to Benefit .

If she’s not rich, so be it.

There was another important reason why he kept talking to her then.

This Senior Sister said she was the Student Union President.

What does that an?

It ant she was a walking information packet.

He really had managed to gather a lot of school information, and besides, if he wanted to get ahead in the school later, the help of these official organizations would be crucial.

Just as Lu Xing was about to speak, he got a call from Hu Zhongzhong.

On the other end of the phone, Hu Zhongzhong sounded like an excited monkey, his voice raised three octaves.

“Master Lu! The Senior was right! There really is a comic convention here! Hehehe, I saw my 'Oshi' (favorite)! Hey! Teacher, collect stamps (take photos)! Teacher, wait for !!!”

Doo—

The call was imdiately hung up.

Lu Xing cursed angrily: “Private Otakus are the worst!!!”

Liu Qingqing watched his grumpy expression, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up in a smile.

His face is so nice.

His voice too.

She subconsciously compared his voice to the voice of "Lu Xing," her client.

On the phone, "Lu Xing’s" voice was the deep, oppressive kind.

But this Junior Brother was different; when he spoke, his voice was adorable, lively, and gentle, with a clear youthful charm.

Side by side, Lu Xing’s voice could practically be this kid’s dad!

Especially… Liu Qingqing stared at his Adam's apple as it bobbed while he drank the tea.

As a voice-con (voice fetishist), this Junior Brother’s voice was the second one she had ever liked in her life.

Mhm.

The first one she liked was Lu Xing's voice.

In fact, to keep the script going, she had deliberately changed her vocal tone to a "Onee-san" voice when talking to Lu Xing on the phone.

“Delicious! I love it! Senior Sister is the best!”

Lu Xing chugged the tea down, happily showing the empty cup to her.

Liu Qingqing smiled even wider; this Junior Brother really, really was adorable.

“Oh, right!”

Lu Xing snapped his fingers, and rembering her period, he rummaged through his backpack, found a heat patch, and handed it over.

“Senior Sister, use this. This can warm your stomach.”

Hehe.

If I can build as good a relationship with this President as I have with Sister Kate, it'll be even easier to get first-hand school info later!

Yes! Mission accomplished!

Lu Xing flashed his pearly whites and, like an old scholar, shook his head as he said:

“You must pay extra attention to your health during this special ti, oh.”

Liu Qingqing stared blankly at the heat patch being offered, then looked up at his brilliant smile.

The washing machine on the balcony vibrated faintly, and the gentle breeze outside rustled the leaves. All other noise seed to stop.

Between heaven and earth, everything was silent; all she could hear was her own heartbeat.

Liu Qingqing was dazed for a mont, then also smiled: “Thank you, Junior Brother.”

She thought.

Perhaps God heard her plea and really sent soone to save her?

She hated herself, and she hated others.

But now, a person had appeared who was pure and clear in every way.

He must be an angel.

Liu Qingqing accepted the heat patch, smiling sweetly and showing her cute dimples: “Does this cost money?”

Lu Xing spread his hands, innocent: “Senior Sister can pay if she wants to.”

Liu Qingqing smiled: “I still haven’t asked what your na is.”

“My na is Lu Xing.”

Boom!

All thoughts vanished from Liu Qingqing’s mind; her brain instantly went blank.

W-what?

His na is Lu Xing?!

Liu Qingqing felt her scalp tingle. She suddenly rembered that batch of high school students touring the school did include soone nad Lu Xing.

No way… Is the na Lu Xing cursed for this entire life???

Lu Xing sharply noticed Liu Qingqing’s hesitation, and a bad premonition suddenly arose in his heart. He imdiately asked:

“Senior Sister, what about you?”

Liu Qingqing smiled subconsciously, though her eyes held a touch of unease.

“…My na is Liu Yue. I was just thinking that our two nas are quite interesting—one is Star (Xing) and one is Moon (Yue).”

Oh, is that so?

Lu Xing suppressed the doubt in his heart, recalling the old Traditional Chinese dicine doctor's words.

Is his professional obsession truly too severe now, making him so ntally sensitive that he is constantly on edge?

…

“A little more, ah, that’s too much.”

“Here, yes, right here.”

“Don’t do that, that’s not good…”

Liu Qingqing truly had not expected Lu Xing to be able to sew clothes.

She watched with wide eyes as Lu Xing skillfully added embellishnts to her cosplay outfit, making it not only better match the character but also very secure.

Are you kidding?

Lu Xing didn't have money to buy clothes before, so if they ripped or wore out, didn't he have to sew them himself? Naturally, he trained his skill.

“How is it?”

“A tiny little costu? Done! It was simply a piece of cake, a piece of cake!” Lu Xing showed off his work proudly, like a great artist.

Liu Qingqing sat on the sofa, a look of surprise and admiration on her sweet face, her voice soft:

“(⊙o⊙) Wow! It’s beautiful, beautiful!”

Lu Xing felt his scalp tingle from the sweetness of her voice and said quietly: “Senior Sister, I think you could beco a CV (voice actor).”

Liu Qingqing smiled sweetly: “Is there a possibility that I already am one?”

Huh?

Not only a cosplayer but also a CV?

Lu Xing was truly impressed!

He had thought about becoming a CV before, but gave up because it didn't make money as fast as being a "professional simp”.

He never expected to encounter a ready-made CV now!

Lu Xing's eyes sparkled: “Wow! That’s amazing! So Senior, can you do many different voices?”

Liu Qingqing laughed softly and sweetly: “Just generally quite a lot (???????).”

Noticing Lu Xing's excitent, Liu Qingqing figured it was a normal reaction to seeing an unusual profession, so she explained:

“Actually, I’m only a part-tir. I do all these things just because I get too bored.”

“What’s wrong? Do you want to beco a CV?”

Lu Xing nodded: “I think people who can change their voices so much are incredibly talented!”

Liu Qingqing felt successfully complinted and joked with a smile:

“Compared to the CV profession, I think a more suitable profession for our Junior is the Divine Tailor!”

No argunts there.

Lu Xing’s craftsmanship was simply too good!

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