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Chapter 1611: Disciplining a Flower

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

The Underworld Dao Flower swayed with the wind amid the sea of flowers.

All of the slutty and promiscuous flowers released their vibrant colors, completely putting it to sha.

However, it wasn’t concerned with competing with those flowers in a beauty contest. It was a weird flower that couldn’t beat them even if it tried, so it could only be content with being a freak among flowers. All of its flower petals bunched together like mushrooms, upon which were a series of different expressions.

Right at this mont, a few people flew over from afar.

“Mr. An Lin, feel free to ta this Underworld Dao Flower and take it with you,” Ding Xiaoru offered.

All ninety-nine of the mushroom petals on the flower instantly displayed grief-stricken and pitiable expressions, as if it was begging Ding Xiaoru to change his mind.

Ding Xiaoru was lost in the river of love and had no ti to take a flower’s emotions into consideration. He imdiately broke its beast pet contract with the flower with a very brusque thod before completely ignoring it in preference for his Li Yiyin.

The Underworld Dao Flower had lost the beast pet contract connection, and it almost burst into tears upon seeing this.

An Lin made his way over to the flower with an elated smile. “Co on, my little flower, co with your big brother...”

“Ptui!” The Underworld Dao Flower spat out another globule of nectar onto his face.

An Lin licked the nectar off his face. “So sweet!”

Ding Xiaoru: “...”

Li Yiyin: “...”

The Underworld Dao Flower’s saliva was its nectar. It was a high-rank spirit rank liquid and much more valuable than even dragon saliva incense, which was the saliva of True Dragons, and An Lin did not want to waste it.

The Underworld Dao Flower was enraged to the point of trembling, but it was unable to do anything.

“Co with and accept as your master. I promise to give you a life of luxury!” An Lin vowed.

The Underworld Dao Flower’s petals displayed disdainful expression, clearly unwilling to co with him and also looking down on him at the sa ti.

An Lin was a little curious. “You’ve already attained your dao, so why can’t you speak?”

Sneers appeared on the Underworld Dao Flower’s petals.

“Could it be because of a lack of education?” An Lin speculated.

“Ptui!” The Underworld Dao Flower spat with rage.

“So sweet!” An Lin was elated.

Ding Xiaoru and Xu Xiaolan were completely speechless.

“Leave it for now, An Lin. If it’s unwilling to concede, we can just capture it and discipline it later,” Xu Xiaolan suggested.

“You an like how you disciplined Little Huang?” An Lin’s eyes lit up with excitent.

A faint blush appeared on Xu Xiaolan’s face. “Don’t be so loud! It’s not like this is so ability to be proud of...”

An Lin was extrely elated. If this wasn’t sothing to be proud of, then what was?

He was going to take this opportunity to learn this skill from Xiaolan!

The Underworld Dao Flower instantly flared up with rage upon hearing Xiaolan’s words.

“Ptui!”

It spat another globule of saliva toward Xu Xiaolan’s face.

“F*ck off!” Xu Xiaolan’s expression darkened as she slapped the drop of nectar into nonexistence with lightning revolving around her hand! At the sa ti, her Holy Flas materialized into a palm that crushed the Underworld Dao Flower firmly into the ground!

“Scree scree...” The Underworld Dao Flower wailed with anguish.

All ninety-nine petals displayed teary expressions.

“I didn’t want to do this, but you’ve gone too far! Do you want to die?!” Xu Xiaolan’s killing intent froze the space around her.

The Underworld Dao Flower pissed itself, and its nectar spilled all over the ground.

An Lin, Tina, Ding Xiaoru, and Li Yiyin were all astonished, and they looked at the woman beside them with slightly fearful expressions.

They knew that Xu Xiaolan was serious and that the killing intent radiating from her body was real. She really was at the end of her supply of patience, and she wanted to destroy the Underworld Dao Flower on the spot!

The Underworld Dao Flower had always been pampered, and even the paramount god of the Ghost Tribe, Patriarch Zhu Yin, treated it with the utmost love and care. It had always lived like a proud princess and had never encountered a situation like this before.

This was the first ti it had been threatened with death in the countless years during which it had lived!

The Underworld Dao Flower didn’t dare to do anything and could only tremble uncontrollably as it was crushed into the ground by Xu Xiaolan.

“Apologize,” Xu Xiaolan commanded in a cold voice.

Pitiable expressions appeared on all ninety-nine of the Underworld Dao Flower’s petals at the sa ti. “Waah...”

Boom!

The terrifying aura of a Vermilion Bird descended from the heavens.

The aura of a holy beast crashed down upon the Underworld Dao Flower.

The woman’s cold and dangerous voice sounded, “Do you not know how to speak? I told you to apologize!”

“S... sorry...” a tender, shaky voice sounded.

An Lin and Tina were both astonished. So this flower was capable of speech after all! And its voice was quite pleasing to the ear!

Slap!

Xu Xiaolan threw another slap.

“I can’t hear you. Speak up!”

“I’m sorry!” the Underworld Dao Flower yelled.

“Who are you apologizing to?” Xu Xiaolan asked in a cold voice.

“I’m sorry, Xu Xiaolan!” the Underworld Dao Flower yelled.

“And?” Xu Xiaolan’s palm began to press down more firmly.

“I’m sorry, An Lin! I’m sorry, Tina! I’m sorry, Ding Xiaoru! I’m sorry, Li Yiyin!” the Underworld Dao Flower apologized to everyone it could with tears streaming down its petals.

“Gasp...”

Everyone drew in a sharp intake of breath.

“Alright, An Lin, hurry up and establish the beast pet contract.” Xu Xiaolan clapped her hands together as if she had just done sothing very simple.

An Lin: “...”

Ding Xiaoru: “...”

Could sobody tell what just happened?

What had Xiaolan done to this Underworld Dao Flower?!

An Lin knew that he had to strike when the tal was hot, and he imdiately released a drop of blood essence before sending it hovering toward the Underworld Dao Flower.

“Don’t resist. Accept my blood essence,” he urged in a gentle voice.

A reluctant expression appeared on the Underworld Dao Flower’s petals.

Xu Xiaolan’s face fell again upon seeing this. “If you don’t want An Lin, then I can be your master.”

The Underworld Dao Flower shuddered before instantly absorbing the blood essence, as if it was afraid that Xu Xiaolan would change her mind.

So delicious!

An Lin sensed the connection between himself and the Underworld Dao Flower, and he knew that it was done. He enveloped Xiaolan in a tight hug and laughed heartily. “Hahaha... Thank you, Xiaolan, you’re the best!”

“That was ok. This flower is much easier to discipline than Little Huang was. I still have many more thods to break it up my sleeve!” Xu Xiaolan was a little disappointed.

She hadn’t even gotten into the main course yet, and the Underworld Dao Flower had already conceded. What a coward!

There was more to co?!

The pampered and carefully nurtured Underworld Dao Flower shuddered upon hearing this. It was suddenly glad that it had accepted An Lin as its master. Even though he was a little shaless, at least he didn’t appear to be abusive.

An Lin caressed the Underworld Dao Flower with a smile. “I’m going to give you a na. You are a flower blessed by heaven and earth and have attained your own dao. You were born here in a place where ghostly energy is in vast abundance, and you are worthy of the title of the emperor of all flowers here in the Opposite Shore Realm...”

The Underworld Dao Flower raised its petals and puffed out its stem.

“How about... I call you Little Mushroom!” An Lin suggested.

The Underworld Dao Flower: “???”

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